Write a caption of Greg Valentino, my favorite roid head, and you can win a copy of MLB 08 The Show for PS3. And now thanks for the miracles of modern medicine, the 400 homer season you rack up in this game won't be far off from the real thing. As usual, leave your captions in the in the comments section. Winners will be notified via email (so leave your email address.)
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: Anon - Look I can swallow the sword all the way down to here
Runner Ups:
Bostonlongstroke - "The Sword and the Whore-cerer"
Mojo - This doesn't feel like one of the snakes I'm used to....
kevin - "Ok, ok but this is the last sword I sharpen today."
AlBSure - You should see the tattoo on my vagina. Oh wait, you already have. Many times.
Pythons swallow their prey whole by unhinging their jaw, which allows them to eat an animal 5 times as wide as their head in one bite. Mine are currently digesting.
Roger Clemens HGH supplier came out of hiding today. Authority's took him into custody after he won the world arm wrestling championships by demolishing the competition with both his left and right arm. He will be charged with reckless endangerment, assault, and failure to carry a permit for the concealed weapons. I'm pretty sure cannons are illegal in most states.
Valentino was arrested yesterday after being found to be in possession of two giant cannons. police say he was terrorising the public by using them to open jam jars.
...And in a shocking move, Today Major League Baseball legalized steroids for all players of last place, small market teams. We look forward to seeing a finally competitive Royals, Blue Jays, Devil Rays, and Brewers.
Little did he know that hair plugs and an enema were to follow shortly after in preparation for his trip to Leavenworth Penn, where he would shortly know who "Bubba" is.
16 year old son of cal ripkin jr was taken away in a high school steroid bust.....a statement from the defendant was released through the family attorney..."i'm innocent"
Patrick stewart was arrested for buying hgh and steroids in what was a massive sting operation..Stewart had been training for 3 months to play a transvestite body builder and was on his last cycle when he was busted by the DEA..."this was going to be his Boys dont cry"...said the agent of the star...Brook hogan is now in talks to take over for stewart.
Patrick stewart was arrested for buying hgh and steroids in what was a massive sting operation..Stewart had been training for 3 months to play a transvestite body builder and was on his last cycle when he was busted by the DEA..."this was going to be his Boys dont cry"...said the agent of the star...Brook hogan is now in talks to take over for stewart.
In an attepmpt to join the WWE Brady Anderson finally got caught by the gov for using steroids...he still claims he was clean when he hit 50 hrs in one season.
Caught on Tape, MacGyver star Richard Dean Anderson looses hair and bulks up claiming - "F@*K those damn paper clips and duct tape . . . damn I sadly angry. What happened to my career. wait. . . was that poo?? yeah. . . Life so hard."
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
February 26th, 2008 at 03:49 pm
I'm the hulk, beep.
February 26th, 2008 at 03:49 pm
Who new chronic masterbation would get your arms this big?
February 26th, 2008 at 03:51 pm
Hey Jimmy, how do you like -these- apples?
February 26th, 2008 at 04:00 pm
My Arms Hurt...
February 26th, 2008 at 04:15 pm
Yeah my arms are huge, but look at this tiny pee pee...
February 26th, 2008 at 04:22 pm
Pythons swallow their prey whole by unhinging their jaw, which allows them to eat an animal 5 times as wide as their head in one bite. Mine are currently digesting.
February 26th, 2008 at 04:31 pm
Officers, once again, 100 inch pythons, quarter inch handcuffs. Who's gonna win?
February 26th, 2008 at 04:55 pm
every day my tailor has to stitch my shirts on...
February 26th, 2008 at 05:02 pm
If you take the cuffs off I'll tell you how I got this shirt on.
February 26th, 2008 at 05:03 pm
My doctor says they are malignant.
February 26th, 2008 at 05:09 pm
Roger Clemen's brother, arrested for selling steroids, also denies using steroids.
February 26th, 2008 at 05:16 pm
Roger Clemens HGH supplier came out of hiding today. Authority's took him into custody after he won the world arm wrestling championships by demolishing the competition with both his left and right arm. He will be charged with reckless endangerment, assault, and failure to carry a permit for the concealed weapons. I'm pretty sure cannons are illegal in most states.
Nick - majorcr3@hotmail.com
February 26th, 2008 at 05:16 pm
You check out my thumbs! HUGE!
February 26th, 2008 at 05:17 pm
Valentino was arrested yesterday after being found to be in possession of two giant cannons. police say he was terrorising the public by using them to open jam jars.
February 26th, 2008 at 05:25 pm
If you think these are big, wait till you see my junk.....PATHETIC
February 26th, 2008 at 05:28 pm
baha my dick vain is bigger then that, It's not the roids I sware, my mom's dad was 3/4 asian.
February 26th, 2008 at 05:31 pm
Popeye is a damn liar! Spinach doesn't make your forearms bigger.
February 26th, 2008 at 05:45 pm
I'm innocent! Miguel Tejada told me it was B-12!
February 26th, 2008 at 06:08 pm
after being convicted of perjury, the fear of being led to jail literally turned Barry Bonds white.
February 26th, 2008 at 06:22 pm
...And in a shocking move, Today Major League Baseball legalized steroids for all players of last place, small market teams. We look forward to seeing a finally competitive Royals, Blue Jays, Devil Rays, and Brewers.
February 26th, 2008 at 06:27 pm
Why did I waste my money buying the juice for these arms... I can't even break these tiny little handcuffs....
February 26th, 2008 at 06:53 pm
Damm i really need a girlfriend
February 26th, 2008 at 06:54 pm
So where did my balls go?
February 26th, 2008 at 07:12 pm
How come Giambi got off the hook? MC4ever22@aol.com
February 26th, 2008 at 07:17 pm
I...Will....RIP...tHEssE...F'CKIN..HaNDcuFFSSS OFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!
February 26th, 2008 at 07:27 pm
In other news, Greg Valentino was arrested today as he attempted to cross the US/Mexico border with an illegal immigrant in each arm.
February 26th, 2008 at 07:28 pm
on the bright side they have free weights and drugs in the can, but I can't wear this kick ass shirt.
Oe404life@aol.com
February 26th, 2008 at 07:59 pm
Little did he know that hair plugs and an enema were to follow shortly after in preparation for his trip to Leavenworth Penn, where he would shortly know who "Bubba" is.
February 26th, 2008 at 08:01 pm
Man, I would totally rather have Tim Sylvia rape me with his belt on than go to jail!
February 26th, 2008 at 08:02 pm
Backdraft@sunflower.com
February 26th, 2008 at 08:09 pm
Busted: for shoplifting waterwings...
February 26th, 2008 at 08:15 pm
Hey Officers...I think my water broke...
February 26th, 2008 at 08:16 pm
oops theres my email
February 26th, 2008 at 08:22 pm
16 year old son of cal ripkin jr was taken away in a high school steroid bust.....a statement from the defendant was released through the family attorney..."i'm innocent"
February 26th, 2008 at 08:33 pm
If these were arm cuffs you cops would be f--cked.
February 26th, 2008 at 08:43 pm
These are my cannons Valley and Forge.
February 26th, 2008 at 08:45 pm
Smuggling coke as biceps doesn't work, and now you know. Brought to you by a drug free America.
February 26th, 2008 at 09:03 pm
STEROIDS HAVE HIT HOLLYWOOD:
Patrick stewart was arrested for buying hgh and steroids in what was a massive sting operation..Stewart had been training for 3 months to play a transvestite body builder and was on his last cycle when he was busted by the DEA..."this was going to be his Boys dont cry"...said the agent of the star...Brook hogan is now in talks to take over for stewart.
February 26th, 2008 at 09:03 pm
STEROIDS HAVE HIT HOLLYWOOD:
Patrick stewart was arrested for buying hgh and steroids in what was a massive sting operation..Stewart had been training for 3 months to play a transvestite body builder and was on his last cycle when he was busted by the DEA..."this was going to be his Boys dont cry"...said the agent of the star...Brook hogan is now in talks to take over for stewart.
February 26th, 2008 at 09:19 pm
c'mon officer, im only guilty of douchery...
February 26th, 2008 at 09:55 pm
I knew I'd be going to jail so it was either have big arms or a big a$$hole!!!!
February 26th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
He must have been arrested for cruelty to animals, his pythons look sick!!
February 26th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
He was arrested for shoplifting potatoes...guess where he was hiding them.
February 26th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
"how the f*ck did I put this shirt on?"
February 26th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
The sad irony is that although Tiny could lift over 500 pounds, he was unable to bend his arms over a quarter of an inch.
February 26th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
If you think my forearms look small, you ought to see my nuts!
February 26th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
uhhhhhhhhh whatcha bench?
February 26th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
In an attepmpt to join the WWE Brady Anderson finally got caught by the gov for using steroids...he still claims he was clean when he hit 50 hrs in one season.
February 26th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Caught on Tape, MacGyver star Richard Dean Anderson looses hair and bulks up claiming - "F@*K those damn paper clips and duct tape . . . damn I sadly angry. What happened to my career. wait. . . was that poo?? yeah. . . Life so hard."
February 27th, 2008 at 12:44 am
If steroids are so wrong, I don't want to be right!
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