Give-A-Wednesday: Win MLB 08 The Show for PS3
Write a caption of Greg Valentino, my favorite roid head, and you can win a copy of MLB 08 The Show for PS3. And now thanks for the miracles of modern medicine, the 400 homer season you rack up in this game won’t be far off from the real thing. As usual, leave your captions in the in the comments section. Winners will be notified via email (so leave your email address.)
See last week’s winners after the jump.
Winner:
Anon - Look I can swallow the sword all the way down to here
Runner Ups:
Bostonlongstroke - “The Sword and the Whore-cerer”
Mojo - This doesn’t feel like one of the snakes I’m used to….
kevin - “Ok, ok but this is the last sword I sharpen today.”
AlBSure - You should see the tattoo on my vagina. Oh wait, you already have. Many times.
Tags: GiveaWednesday, mlb 08 the show, ps3
February 27th, 2008 at 10:49 am
I’m the hulk, beep.
February 27th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Who new chronic masterbation would get your arms this big?
February 27th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Hey Jimmy, how do you like -these- apples?
February 27th, 2008 at 11:00 am
My Arms Hurt…
February 27th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Yeah my arms are huge, but look at this tiny pee pee…
February 27th, 2008 at 11:22 am
Pythons swallow their prey whole by unhinging their jaw, which allows them to eat an animal 5 times as wide as their head in one bite. Mine are currently digesting.
February 27th, 2008 at 11:31 am
Officers, once again, 100 inch pythons, quarter inch handcuffs. Who’s gonna win?
February 27th, 2008 at 11:55 am
every day my tailor has to stitch my shirts on…
February 27th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
If you take the cuffs off I’ll tell you how I got this shirt on.
February 27th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
My doctor says they are malignant.
February 27th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Roger Clemen’s brother, arrested for selling steroids, also denies using steroids.
February 27th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Roger Clemens HGH supplier came out of hiding today. Authority’s took him into custody after he won the world arm wrestling championships by demolishing the competition with both his left and right arm. He will be charged with reckless endangerment, assault, and failure to carry a permit for the concealed weapons. I’m pretty sure cannons are illegal in most states.
Nick - majorcr3@hotmail.com
February 27th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
You check out my thumbs! HUGE!
February 27th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
Valentino was arrested yesterday after being found to be in possession of two giant cannons. police say he was terrorising the public by using them to open jam jars.
February 27th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
If you think these are big, wait till you see my junk…..PATHETIC
February 27th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
baha my dick vain is bigger then that, It’s not the roids I sware, my mom’s dad was 3/4 asian.
February 27th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Popeye is a damn liar! Spinach doesn’t make your forearms bigger.
February 27th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
I’m innocent! Miguel Tejada told me it was B-12!
February 27th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
after being convicted of perjury, the fear of being led to jail literally turned Barry Bonds white.
February 27th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
…And in a shocking move, Today Major League Baseball legalized steroids for all players of last place, small market teams. We look forward to seeing a finally competitive Royals, Blue Jays, Devil Rays, and Brewers.
February 27th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Why did I waste my money buying the juice for these arms… I can’t even break these tiny little handcuffs….
February 27th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Damm i really need a girlfriend
February 27th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
So where did my balls go?
February 27th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
How come Giambi got off the hook? MC4ever22@aol.com
February 27th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
I…Will….RIP…tHEssE…F’CKIN..HaNDcuFFSSS OFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!
February 27th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
In other news, Greg Valentino was arrested today as he attempted to cross the US/Mexico border with an illegal immigrant in each arm.
February 27th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
on the bright side they have free weights and drugs in the can, but I can’t wear this kick ass shirt.
Oe404life@aol.com
February 27th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Little did he know that hair plugs and an enema were to follow shortly after in preparation for his trip to Leavenworth Penn, where he would shortly know who “Bubba” is.
February 27th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Man, I would totally rather have Tim Sylvia rape me with his belt on than go to jail!
February 27th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Backdraft@sunflower.com
February 27th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Busted: for shoplifting waterwings…
February 27th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
Hey Officers…I think my water broke…
February 27th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
oops theres my email
February 27th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
16 year old son of cal ripkin jr was taken away in a high school steroid bust…..a statement from the defendant was released through the family attorney…”i’m innocent”
February 27th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
If these were arm cuffs you cops would be f–cked.
February 27th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
These are my cannons Valley and Forge.
February 27th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Smuggling coke as biceps doesn’t work, and now you know. Brought to you by a drug free America.
February 27th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
STEROIDS HAVE HIT HOLLYWOOD:
Patrick stewart was arrested for buying hgh and steroids in what was a massive sting operation..Stewart had been training for 3 months to play a transvestite body builder and was on his last cycle when he was busted by the DEA…”this was going to be his Boys dont cry”…said the agent of the star…Brook hogan is now in talks to take over for stewart.
February 27th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
STEROIDS HAVE HIT HOLLYWOOD:
Patrick stewart was arrested for buying hgh and steroids in what was a massive sting operation..Stewart had been training for 3 months to play a transvestite body builder and was on his last cycle when he was busted by the DEA…”this was going to be his Boys dont cry”…said the agent of the star…Brook hogan is now in talks to take over for stewart.
February 27th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
c’mon officer, im only guilty of douchery…
February 27th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
I knew I’d be going to jail so it was either have big arms or a big a$$hole!!!!
February 27th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
He must have been arrested for cruelty to animals, his pythons look sick!!
February 27th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
He was arrested for shoplifting potatoes…guess where he was hiding them.
February 27th, 2008 at 5:22 pm
“how the f*ck did I put this shirt on?”
February 27th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
The sad irony is that although Tiny could lift over 500 pounds, he was unable to bend his arms over a quarter of an inch.
February 27th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
If you think my forearms look small, you ought to see my nuts!
February 27th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
uhhhhhhhhh whatcha bench?
February 27th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
In an attepmpt to join the WWE Brady Anderson finally got caught by the gov for using steroids…he still claims he was clean when he hit 50 hrs in one season.
February 27th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Caught on Tape, MacGyver star Richard Dean Anderson looses hair and bulks up claiming - “F@*K those damn paper clips and duct tape . . . damn I sadly angry. What happened to my career. wait. . . was that poo?? yeah. . . Life so hard.”
February 27th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
If steroids are so wrong, I don’t want to be right!
February 27th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Man, i sure hope prison has a really good weight room…
February 27th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
With his head freshly shaved, and a back-up head tucked under each arm, Greg felt ready for anything life might throw at him.
February 27th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Whats a penis?
February 27th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
my girlfriend told me it would look sexy if i implanted dead baby fetuses in my arm.
February 27th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
“Wow.. I guess the combination of jerking Roger Clemens off in the showers and drinking his Steroid Laced sperm paid off…!”
February 27th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
“Wouldn’t you love to stick your dick between my arm titties?”
February 27th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Where Jenna Jameson’s breast implants went…
February 27th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Im popeye the sailor man. TOOT TOOT
February 28th, 2008 at 12:55 am
I’m fucking sure its legal! It’s just me and the KY, 70 - 80 times a day, with each arm.
February 28th, 2008 at 1:27 am
All that spinach and I can’t bust these cuffs.
February 28th, 2008 at 5:28 am
They gave me my breat implants in the wrong place.
February 28th, 2008 at 7:14 am
Those needles were not filled with steroids. They were only B12 shots.
February 28th, 2008 at 8:34 am
Dammit, these breast implants never stay in place
February 28th, 2008 at 8:56 am
I r Strong, U iz week….why cufz not break..
February 28th, 2008 at 11:50 am
He just couldn’t resist after winning Pamela Anderson’s old implants on Ebay.
February 28th, 2008 at 11:52 am
What? I was born with these broad shoulders and arms. Ask my mother. She now rents out her vagina like a mini storage.
February 28th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
On arrival, police say the meathead was standing in the gym’s parking lot screaming “Why didn’t I take my shirt off before working out!? WHYYYY!?!”
February 28th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Charges brought against Valentino by the American Apparel Association include cruel and unusual treatment of a shirt.
February 28th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
The guys in jail are gonna LOVE my new Brest implants
February 28th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Roger’s son, Kody Clemens, arrived at the Astro’s spring training facility yesterday looking every bit like his old man. …right down to the handcuffs.
February 28th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Winner for tasteless: “If Chris Benoit’s son made it to adulthood.”
February 28th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
He had the tickets, but forgot to register for the GUN SHOW
February 28th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
“yes congressman, lMr Clemens and I,NEVER EVER used HGH or Steroids,just vitamn b-12″
February 28th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
hope all those roids and hours in the gym mean i wont have to toss any salads in prison
February 28th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
its illegal to sell tickets to the gun show??
February 28th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
just so u guys know his not on riods. he injected Synthol into his arms. just searchf or it. its legal posing OIL lol. or google image search SYNTHOL
February 28th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Yes officer… I’ll cross my arms and paint nipples on my biceps if you take these cuffs off..
February 28th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
*In your best austrian/californian accent*
“Ïts not a TUMOR!”
February 28th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Greg Valentino was arrested today for carrying guns without a permit.
February 28th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
After I get out, I’m running for Governor
February 28th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
“guys… leave me the hell alone. Elephantitis is a disease, people! A disease!”
February 29th, 2008 at 12:04 am
Forgot me email addy for comment
danielchapman84@gmail.com
February 29th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Cops didn’t know this, but the breach birth caused his ass to go in his arms. In result he now shits from his mouth.
Backdraft@sunflower.com
February 29th, 2008 at 9:17 am
LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!
February 29th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Steroids? I don’t use steroids. This is cancer.
adam@rgdirect.com
February 29th, 2008 at 10:50 am
……………Vern Troyers statement ” i didnt take anything i dont know whats going on.”
February 29th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Baseball is now testing for floaties.
February 29th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Even I don’t know how I got my shirt on… or how I wiped myself…
February 29th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
My wife and best friend did it, but I’m innocent I swear.
March 1st, 2008 at 12:22 am
Bald suspect puts two other bald guy’s in dual headlocks while handcuffed.
March 1st, 2008 at 12:29 am
Is it my imagination or is his right arm a little bit bigger than the left one. Coincidence? I think not.
vl91568@yahoo.com
March 1st, 2008 at 7:09 am
hang on my implants moved
March 1st, 2008 at 7:14 am
were really conjoined triplets the other two heads just don’t get to say much….location location location
March 1st, 2008 at 9:22 am
Greg has now gone blind from a blind kick to the groin from Chuck Norris
March 2nd, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Somebody call a doctor, cause those puppies are sick!
March 3rd, 2008 at 9:25 am
ack, ack, acl! hey olive oil, get me some more spinach so i can break me handcuffs!
March 3rd, 2008 at 2:27 pm
those are great for learning how to swim..