Write a caption of Greg Valentino, my favorite roid head, and you can win a copy of MLB 08 The Show for PS3. And now thanks for the miracles of modern medicine, the 400 homer season you rack up in this game won't be far off from the real thing. As usual, leave your captions in the in the comments section. Winners will be notified via email (so leave your email address.)
See last week's winners after the jump.
Winner: Anon - Look I can swallow the sword all the way down to here
Runner Ups:
Bostonlongstroke - "The Sword and the Whore-cerer"
Mojo - This doesn't feel like one of the snakes I'm used to....
kevin - "Ok, ok but this is the last sword I sharpen today."
AlBSure - You should see the tattoo on my vagina. Oh wait, you already have. Many times.
Roger’s son, Kody Clemens, arrived at the Astro’s spring training facility yesterday looking every bit like his old man. ...right down to the handcuffs.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
February 27th, 2008 at 01:04 am
Man, i sure hope prison has a really good weight room...
February 27th, 2008 at 01:06 am
With his head freshly shaved, and a back-up head tucked under each arm, Greg felt ready for anything life might throw at him.
February 27th, 2008 at 01:26 am
Whats a penis?
February 27th, 2008 at 01:46 am
my girlfriend told me it would look sexy if i implanted dead baby fetuses in my arm.
February 27th, 2008 at 02:35 am
"Wow.. I guess the combination of jerking Roger Clemens off in the showers and drinking his Steroid Laced sperm paid off...!"
February 27th, 2008 at 02:52 am
"Wouldn't you love to stick your dick between my arm titties?"
February 27th, 2008 at 03:00 am
Where Jenna Jameson's breast implants went...
February 27th, 2008 at 03:35 am
Im popeye the sailor man. TOOT TOOT
February 27th, 2008 at 05:55 am
I'm fucking sure its legal! It's just me and the KY, 70 - 80 times a day, with each arm.
February 27th, 2008 at 06:27 am
All that spinach and I can't bust these cuffs.
February 27th, 2008 at 10:28 am
They gave me my breat implants in the wrong place.
February 27th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Those needles were not filled with steroids. They were only B12 shots.
February 27th, 2008 at 01:34 pm
Dammit, these breast implants never stay in place
February 27th, 2008 at 01:56 pm
I r Strong, U iz week....why cufz not break..
February 27th, 2008 at 04:50 pm
He just couldn't resist after winning Pamela Anderson's old implants on Ebay.
February 27th, 2008 at 04:52 pm
What? I was born with these broad shoulders and arms. Ask my mother. She now rents out her vagina like a mini storage.
February 27th, 2008 at 05:00 pm
On arrival, police say the meathead was standing in the gym’s parking lot screaming “Why didn’t I take my shirt off before working out!? WHYYYY!?!”
February 27th, 2008 at 05:05 pm
Charges brought against Valentino by the American Apparel Association include cruel and unusual treatment of a shirt.
February 27th, 2008 at 05:16 pm
The guys in jail are gonna LOVE my new Brest implants
February 27th, 2008 at 05:23 pm
Roger’s son, Kody Clemens, arrived at the Astro’s spring training facility yesterday looking every bit like his old man. ...right down to the handcuffs.
February 27th, 2008 at 05:24 pm
Winner for tasteless: "If Chris Benoit's son made it to adulthood."
February 27th, 2008 at 06:43 pm
He had the tickets, but forgot to register for the GUN SHOW
February 27th, 2008 at 06:44 pm
"yes congressman, lMr Clemens and I,NEVER EVER used HGH or Steroids,just vitamn b-12"
February 27th, 2008 at 06:49 pm
hope all those roids and hours in the gym mean i wont have to toss any salads in prison
February 27th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
its illegal to sell tickets to the gun show??
February 27th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
just so u guys know his not on riods. he injected Synthol into his arms. just searchf or it. its legal posing OIL lol. or google image search SYNTHOL
February 27th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Yes officer... I'll cross my arms and paint nipples on my biceps if you take these cuffs off..
February 27th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
*In your best austrian/californian accent*
"Ïts not a TUMOR!"
February 28th, 2008 at 01:27 am
Greg Valentino was arrested today for carrying guns without a permit.
February 28th, 2008 at 03:22 am
After I get out, I'm running for Governor
February 28th, 2008 at 03:35 am
"guys... leave me the hell alone. Elephantitis is a disease, people! A disease!"
February 28th, 2008 at 05:04 am
Forgot me email addy for comment
danielchapman84@gmail.com
February 28th, 2008 at 02:16 pm
Cops didn't know this, but the breach birth caused his ass to go in his arms. In result he now shits from his mouth.
Backdraft@sunflower.com
February 28th, 2008 at 02:17 pm
LEAVE BRITTANY ALONE!
February 28th, 2008 at 02:54 pm
Steroids? I don't use steroids. This is cancer.
adam@rgdirect.com
February 28th, 2008 at 03:50 pm
...............Vern Troyers statement " i didnt take anything i dont know whats going on."
February 28th, 2008 at 07:37 pm
Baseball is now testing for floaties.
February 28th, 2008 at 08:31 pm
Even I don't know how I got my shirt on... or how I wiped myself...
February 29th, 2008 at 03:33 am
My wife and best friend did it, but I'm innocent I swear.
February 29th, 2008 at 05:22 am
Bald suspect puts two other bald guy's in dual headlocks while handcuffed.
February 29th, 2008 at 05:29 am
Is it my imagination or is his right arm a little bit bigger than the left one. Coincidence? I think not.
vl91568@yahoo.com
February 29th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
hang on my implants moved
February 29th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
were really conjoined triplets the other two heads just don't get to say much....location location location
February 29th, 2008 at 02:22 pm
Greg has now gone blind from a blind kick to the groin from Chuck Norris
March 1st, 2008 at 07:15 pm
Somebody call a doctor, cause those puppies are sick!
March 2nd, 2008 at 02:25 pm
ack, ack, acl! hey olive oil, get me some more spinach so i can break me handcuffs!
March 2nd, 2008 at 07:27 pm
those are great for learning how to swim..
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