I always thought that when you’re really good looking, it’s okay to smell like shit. Starmagazine.com reports:

Orlando Bloom is back with his on-again, off-again girlfriend, Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr, but it won’t last unless he kicks up his personal hygiene, friends warn.

“Miranda thinks Orlando is too smelly. Recently, she asked him if he could wash his clothes and perhaps shower more often.”

Hmmm, apparently Miranda doesn’t know that Orlando Bloom can shit his pants and 99% of the female population will still blow him. I’d be a little more careful with the demands.

But seriously, what’s the point of being rich and good looking if you still have to maintain your personal hygiene? Like, I’m poor and unattractive and I have to make sure smell like an Old Spice truck crashed into a rose garden or I can kiss any chance of getting laid goodbye. If you’re telling me that when I get rich and…still unattractive I’m going to have maintain that, that’s a tough pill to swallow. Now I’m depressed. No more posts today.

Tags: Orlando Bloom

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