Remember when the Olsen Twins were getting ready to turn 18? There was chaos in the streets, men were visibly weeping and Jesus himself was shitting his pants. But now, when I look at them I sometimes see either Gollum or one of those troll dolls with the crazy hair. So which one is it? Are they the sexy sirens that caused the son of God to drop a load on himself or are they just weird looking gremlin girls who happen to be worth billions of dollars? (I know it's common knowledge that one of them is hotter than the other, but to me they're one big mashup of clown clothes, eyeliner and future suicides.)
Before you submit one of those "you would totally have sex with them" comments, let me save you some time. Of course I would have sex with them. I'm a man. I would have sex with a lawn chair if I could find the right lube. The question is whether they're creepy or not.
Creepy/sexy in that "I'll tie you up and do unspeakable things (not the good kind - mostly) to you, while I look at you this way the whole time" kind of way.
Creepy as fuck. You're right, the whore on the left looks like Gollum. To anyone wanting to fuck one of these two: you'd better get a steel condom, or your cock will disintergrate right inside that diseased twat.
You gotta be shittin' me?!?!?... You're askin' if i'd throw it in either one of them?!?!... The only thing I'd throw at these broads is a molotov cocktail! Or maybe rocks and knives if they were advancing towards my fixed position.
Creepy. They used to be so damn hot. I remember watching their movies when I was like 13. okay i still watch them. But thats only to remember the good old days when you could look at them and get a boner instead of looking at them and wanting to die.
They remind me of The Shining....Alright....Listen, I'm no freak but frankly I would like to see a giant orgy between these two and the two little girls from The Shining. I mean a filthy, incestral, lesbian romp with double sided dildos and bowling pins sprawled across the floor. Even though the Olsen twin on the left looks like she's about to feed meat to a plant that barks, I still want to see that shit on video.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
February 28th, 2008 at 04:41 pm
CREEPY
(which is sexy)
February 28th, 2008 at 04:46 pm
Awful
awful
awful
February 28th, 2008 at 04:46 pm
Creepy/sexy in that "I'll tie you up and do unspeakable things (not the good kind - mostly) to you, while I look at you this way the whole time" kind of way.
February 28th, 2008 at 05:00 pm
I never thought these girls were good looking. Even as Danny Tanner's little girls they were weird looking. They remind me of Troll dolls.
February 28th, 2008 at 05:00 pm
Sexy in a creepy sort of way
February 28th, 2008 at 05:07 pm
Creepy as fuck. You're right, the whore on the left looks like Gollum. To anyone wanting to fuck one of these two: you'd better get a steel condom, or your cock will disintergrate right inside that diseased twat.
February 28th, 2008 at 05:08 pm
Sexy....but I think Golem from LOTR is sexy as well.
February 28th, 2008 at 07:15 pm
I don't care what your rules say: I'd still bang 'em up pretty good.
February 28th, 2008 at 07:24 pm
I would totally have sex with them!
February 28th, 2008 at 07:29 pm
the olsen twins are creepy bitches at times but this pic of axel rose and the dizzy broad from Dune that you posted are fuckin' hot!
February 28th, 2008 at 07:40 pm
fucking terrifyng. i'd rather fuck a pencil sharpener than these midget hags.
February 28th, 2008 at 07:53 pm
Creeeeeeeeeeeepy in a f*cking creeepy kind of way.
February 28th, 2008 at 07:53 pm
Creepy. Creepy.
February 28th, 2008 at 08:22 pm
You gotta be shittin' me?!?!?... You're askin' if i'd throw it in either one of them?!?!... The only thing I'd throw at these broads is a molotov cocktail! Or maybe rocks and knives if they were advancing towards my fixed position.
YIKES ...I think I just threw up in my mouth!
February 28th, 2008 at 08:58 pm
Creepy. I would feel more comfortable fucking a lawnchair.
February 28th, 2008 at 09:19 pm
Creepy. They used to be so damn hot. I remember watching their movies when I was like 13. okay i still watch them. But thats only to remember the good old days when you could look at them and get a boner instead of looking at them and wanting to die.
February 28th, 2008 at 09:21 pm
I think they are cute
February 29th, 2008 at 02:34 am
wouldnt do em and who the hell says advancing towards my fixed position.
February 29th, 2008 at 03:13 am
Which one is Lance Armstrong boning? That is jacked up...
February 29th, 2008 at 08:22 am
What's sexy about dead people? are we lookin at the same people? they look like a couple of corpses. I'd still hit it though, but still.
March 1st, 2008 at 09:17 am
They remind me of The Shining....Alright....Listen, I'm no freak but frankly I would like to see a giant orgy between these two and the two little girls from The Shining. I mean a filthy, incestral, lesbian romp with double sided dildos and bowling pins sprawled across the floor. Even though the Olsen twin on the left looks like she's about to feed meat to a plant that barks, I still want to see that shit on video.
March 1st, 2008 at 04:17 pm
SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 1st, 2008 at 09:25 pm
Creepy, but I'd still go there.
March 2nd, 2008 at 02:24 am
Hey, wtf is that in the background? Is the black dude about to chomp on some white guys neck? And hand holding?
Weird..
You guys that want to throw one in these kids better be just that, kids... sickos.
March 2nd, 2008 at 04:50 pm
Creepy. I have yet to see a picture of either of them look good.
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