Friday Link Dump

-- I'm pretty sure Samuel L. Jackson would be REALLY pissed off if he saw this.

-- People listen to your complaints when you're naked.  They just do.  *NSFW*

-- This was sent to me by a reader.  I must meet this man and his machine.  It must happen.

-- If people from West Virginia want to stop having people call them inbred, they should stop inbreeding.

-- Sometimes Gay Porn just doesn't pay the bills.  This is the most fantastical/awesome story I've seen in a while.  Anytime a criminal actually says "you'll never catch me!" to a cop, it's good stuff.

--  I want a half time show like this every time I break for lunch.  I love how no one gives a shit if they actually make the dunks, they just applaud when they land and their boobs jiggle.

-- I contemplated saving this for a creepy or sexy, but I just think she's creepy.

-- The guy who did Super Size Me has a new movie out.  Is it possible to think that this looks both entertaining and boring at the same time?

-- If you suck at sports, you'll probably find out why here.

And finally, as you can probably imagine, we LOVE photoshop stuff, so we were overjoyed when reader Marcus L. sent us a couple photoshops of his own.  Earlier in the week, I called Marc Anthony "that thing that's married to J-Lo."  Well, here he is.  Check out the smelly Orlando Bloom after the jump.