Sometimes you just love your genitals so much you have to tell Allure magazine about it. According to egotastic.com:
Speaking to Allure magazine, Kate Beckinsale reveals: "I've only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh's Tomb!"
Kate sinks to lower depths when asked about her best feature. She gushes: "My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I'm told it is spectacular. But you can't really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?"
After a giggling fit, Kate then enlighten the interviewer, by silently mouthing the magical words: "My twat."
I don't think anyone would mind if Kate really wanted to walk her vagina down the red carpet. In fact, I would guaran-damn-tee that the Oscar ratings would be much, much, much, much higher than they were this year. C'mon Beckinsale, take one for the team.
I'd stab a nun, perhaps, for a chance to pee in her butt!!!... I've had a, lets be safe and call it what it is - "DISTURBING", fascination with this broad. For a longer period of time than the restraining order she's had on me, for some time now.
Seriously... Whenever I see her, it's as if all the oxygen has been siphoned outta the room!
I'll tell you what's hot. What's hot is a chick that washes my skid-marked FTL's during the day, and gobbles my goo at night.
Otherwise, I got no use for her.
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February 28th, 2008 at 02:26 pm
There is nothing hotter than a hot celeb talking opening about her cooter. Spectacular!
February 28th, 2008 at 04:21 pm
Uhm wow. I thought she was super attractive before but now she is so much more! I think I'm going to need a moment.... and some kleenex.....
February 28th, 2008 at 04:47 pm
I'd beat a pillowcase full of kittens against a tree for the opportunity to assess Ms. Beckinsale's "twat" for myself.
February 28th, 2008 at 06:27 pm
That reporter had to have immediately popped a boner at the end of that interview. I halfway did, and I wasn't even there.
February 28th, 2008 at 07:26 pm
So, its her best feature according to those 3 guys?
February 28th, 2008 at 09:30 pm
I'd stab a nun, perhaps, for a chance to pee in her butt!!!... I've had a, lets be safe and call it what it is - "DISTURBING", fascination with this broad. For a longer period of time than the restraining order she's had on me, for some time now.
Seriously... Whenever I see her, it's as if all the oxygen has been siphoned outta the room!
Truly stunning!
February 29th, 2008 at 02:33 am
as if the 6 billion other reasons I want to defile her aren't enuff.....she gives me another. Love that chick.
March 24th, 2008 at 06:51 am
I'll tell you what's hot. What's hot is a chick that washes my skid-marked FTL's during the day, and gobbles my goo at night.
Otherwise, I got no use for her.
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