The Holy Taco readers have spoken and with almost 18,000 votes cast, a vast majority of you want to do Ellen Page, the chick from Juno who portrayed someone who was in HIGH SCHOOL. Seriously people, what's wrong with you? You sicken me.
Anyway, I sicken myself, because while putting together the new page, I accidentally erased the comments on the old page before I was able to pick the three best. It sucks to, because there was some dude who's comment was like "I find the Ellen to put in her space hole. It make the magic for the happy." I'm not even doing the comment justice, it was amazing. Anyway, please feel free to berate me in the comments section. I'm an idiot.
So, Christie, we're supposed to be "proud" of her if she's gay? Who the frick cares? It doesn't make her some kind of hero for it. It explains her boyish looks, though.
she looks like a chick i used to date, so if shes boyish that sucks for me.... anyways if shes gay u say "all the more power to her" but what if shes straight? are u gonna be like fuck her then? woman are so retarded
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February 29th, 2008 at 02:50 am
i like girls built like a 9 year old boy
February 29th, 2008 at 01:52 pm
IM BE CIL !
February 29th, 2008 at 02:04 pm
At least she's just tall enough to face my belt buckle. Hi-o!
February 29th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
i heard she's gay, but all the more power to her if she is.
March 1st, 2008 at 06:25 pm
So, Christie, we're supposed to be "proud" of her if she's gay? Who the frick cares? It doesn't make her some kind of hero for it. It explains her boyish looks, though.
March 2nd, 2008 at 01:46 am
she looks like a chick i used to date, so if shes boyish that sucks for me.... anyways if shes gay u say "all the more power to her" but what if shes straight? are u gonna be like fuck her then? woman are so retarded
March 2nd, 2008 at 10:59 am
i'd tap that and set her straight
March 2nd, 2008 at 02:48 pm
shes gay ? thats just means more chushin' for the pushin'
March 3rd, 2008 at 08:26 am
This comment is unintentionally meta, as it hit my brain before I saw the Angelina Jolie/Kid/Penis/Chewing Gum bit.
A. Jolie was, conceptually, a high school girl in Hackers.
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August 6th, 2008 at 10:07 am
wow.
the vast majority of men here are pigs.
the sexual perversion is gross. no woman likes that.
except, you know, women who get paid to like it.
i think ellen page is a pretty good actress, though i doubt talent matters to any of you.
whatever.
enjoy jacking yourself off.
June 15th, 2009 at 10:57 am
What are you doing on the computer?! Get back in the kitchen!!
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