Comments on: People Want To Do Ellen Page

By: megan

megan — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 04:07:40 +0000

wow.
the vast majority of men here are pigs.
the sexual perversion is gross. no woman likes that.
except, you know, women who get paid to like it.

i think ellen page is a pretty good actress, though i doubt talent matters to any of you.
whatever.
enjoy jacking yourself off.

By: Empty

Empty — Tue, 04 Mar 2008 03:26:03 +0000

This comment is unintentionally meta, as it hit my brain before I saw the Angelina Jolie/Kid/Penis/Chewing Gum bit.

A. Jolie was, conceptually, a high school girl in Hackers.

By: Che

Che — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 09:48:29 +0000

shes gay ? thats just means more chushin’ for the pushin’

By: tap

tap — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 05:59:42 +0000

i’d tap that and set her straight

By: football fan

football fan — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 20:46:47 +0000

she looks like a chick i used to date, so if shes boyish that sucks for me…. anyways if shes gay u say “all the more power to her” but what if shes straight? are u gonna be like fuck her then? woman are so retarded

By: f-bomb

f-bomb — Sun, 02 Mar 2008 13:25:49 +0000

So, Christie, we’re supposed to be “proud” of her if she’s gay? Who the frick cares? It doesn’t make her some kind of hero for it. It explains her boyish looks, though.

By: christie

christie — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 17:20:54 +0000

i heard she’s gay, but all the more power to her if she is.

By: f-bomb

f-bomb — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 09:04:51 +0000

At least she’s just tall enough to face my belt buckle. Hi-o!

By: German

German — Sat, 01 Mar 2008 08:52:22 +0000

IM BE CIL !

By: Clit Wizard

Clit Wizard — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 21:50:40 +0000

i like girls built like a 9 year old boy