So, at first, Scarlett Johansson let people bid on a chance to go to the premiere of her new movie "He's Just Not That In To You," that also stars Ben Affleck and Drew Barrymore. But after she realized that people would rather shove a pine cone in their urethra than sit through that movie, she made the above appeal. I think it was a wise move.
I'd drag my gel-bag through a mile of broken glass, just for a chance to pee in her a$$! I don't give a shit if she asked me to sit through an onslaught of fire ants.... I'd tough it out for the fruitful delights of , well, her fruit.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
March 2nd, 2008 at 08:59 pm
I'd drag my gel-bag through a mile of broken glass, just for a chance to pee in her a$$! I don't give a shit if she asked me to sit through an onslaught of fire ants.... I'd tough it out for the fruitful delights of , well, her fruit.
March 2nd, 2008 at 09:03 pm
For the love of all things holy, no deity being exempt. I just wanna knead the supple boobs!
March 2nd, 2008 at 09:40 pm
Bostonlongstroke, can I please kick your ass?
March 2nd, 2008 at 10:35 pm
What kind of a sick f&*K pees in people's asses?
March 2nd, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Lots of people. And a deity or two.
March 3rd, 2008 at 12:16 am
I would love the chance to kick it with this beutiful lady
March 3rd, 2008 at 01:45 am
I would rather date my right finger...
March 3rd, 2008 at 04:43 am
You'd probably get more action with your right finger
March 3rd, 2008 at 11:00 pm
I dated his right finger...bitch wouldn't put out
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