Win A Date With Scarlett Johansson
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So, at first, Scarlett Johansson let people bid on a chance to go to the premiere of her new movie “He’s Just Not That In To You,” that also stars Ben Affleck and Drew Barrymore. But after she realized that people would rather shove a pine cone in their urethra than sit through that movie, she made the above appeal. I think it was a wise move.
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March 3rd, 2008 at 3:59 pm
I’d drag my gel-bag through a mile of broken glass, just for a chance to pee in her a$$! I don’t give a shit if she asked me to sit through an onslaught of fire ants…. I’d tough it out for the fruitful delights of , well, her fruit.
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:03 pm
For the love of all things holy, no deity being exempt. I just wanna knead the supple boobs!
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Bostonlongstroke, can I please kick your ass?
March 3rd, 2008 at 5:35 pm
What kind of a sick f&*K pees in people’s asses?
March 3rd, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Lots of people. And a deity or two.
March 3rd, 2008 at 7:16 pm
I would love the chance to kick it with this beutiful lady
March 3rd, 2008 at 8:45 pm
I would rather date my right finger…
March 3rd, 2008 at 11:43 pm
You’d probably get more action with your right finger
March 4th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
I dated his right finger…bitch wouldn’t put out