So, apparently Kevin Federline has become fat. And since previous to this he was a piece of shit, he's now officially become the very catchy "Fat Piece Of Shit." Usmagazine.com reports:
Kevin Federline appeared to have packed on the pounds after hitting a Los Angeles Golf Course Friday.
But his ex Shar Jackson says his fuller figure is the result of being a full-time Mr. Mom.
"It's daddy weight!" she tells usmagazine.com. "When you are a full time parent, sometimes you can't focus on you.
Daddy weight? You can't just start making up occupational reasons for being fat. I can't tell my girlfriend, "No, I'm not fat. It's just blogging weight." I can't believe how fat Federline has become. He looks like he's using that golf club to pick up a donut hole he dropped. At this rate, there's no stopping his weight gain. Here's a photoshop rendering of what he'll look like by 2010:
Im so happy he is a fat fuck now....yet he still stuck his cock in britneys pink pie, and then kicked the whore to the side...which makes him a pretty cool fat waste of life.
to buddy ice,
a dick's for JD says' mom....and by a dick, i mean my dick.
on a serious note, yo momma jokes along with people blurting out the phrase"your mom" randomly are old but my way was a bit more original. either way, its better than a dumbfuck with a Q and A joke....thats only a small step up from a knock knock joke
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
March 3rd, 2008 at 08:47 pm
That looks like Joel Madden-er-"The guy who put a baby in Nicole Richie" hitting the links.
March 4th, 2008 at 01:41 am
Q: Why couldn't you tell your imaginary girlfriend it is just blogging weight? A: Because you are single and already fat.
March 4th, 2008 at 02:05 am
JD's clearly upset because his mom's head was photoshopped out of the picture and replaced with K-fed's
March 4th, 2008 at 02:35 am
What's a "dikfore"?
March 4th, 2008 at 03:34 am
I'm upset because I believe in evolution, it is 2008, and someone used a 'your mom' joke.
March 4th, 2008 at 08:04 am
fat fucker
March 4th, 2008 at 05:10 pm
Im so happy he is a fat fuck now....yet he still stuck his cock in britneys pink pie, and then kicked the whore to the side...which makes him a pretty cool fat waste of life.
March 4th, 2008 at 08:12 pm
to buddy ice,
a dick's for JD says' mom....and by a dick, i mean my dick.
on a serious note, yo momma jokes along with people blurting out the phrase"your mom" randomly are old but my way was a bit more original. either way, its better than a dumbfuck with a Q and A joke....thats only a small step up from a knock knock joke
March 8th, 2008 at 12:21 am
dumass...
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