Anna Nicole Smith Movie Trailer

March 4th, 2008 | 11:03 pm

I know we posted a movie trailer earlier today, but this one is so craptacular I had to post it. Is it just me, or was this first supposed to be a porno and then Willa Ford was like "Nah, I changed my mind. I don't want to get f-ed on camera," and then they decided to do this instead. Holy shit this looks bad. I love that they have the voice over say "The most anticipated motion picture of the year." I wonder if he read the copy first and was like "Man, this is hilarious. This movie is going to be really funny, can't wait to see it," and then it was really quiet for a few seconds and someone whispered, "it's not a comedy." If this piece of shit movie is allowed to call itself that then I'm going to start going around calling stuff "the most anticipated _____ of the year," too. Watch how much cooler it is:

BEFORE:

CO-WORKER: Hey, what are you making for lunch?

ME: Peanut butter sandwich.

AFTER:

CO-WORKER: Hey, what are you making for lunch?

ME: The most anticipated peanut butter sandwich of the year.

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2 Responses to "Anna Nicole Smith Movie Trailer"

  1. A Says:

    Terrible. But I'll bet you it makes more money than that piece of shit Paris Hilton was in.

  2. Dikfore Says:

    that movie didn't even make money. lol.

    they sold an avergae of 2.3 tickets per theatre showing the film in the first weekend and totald 400 bucks in sales or something like that....there's no way in hell the production cost was less than that.

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