In Russia, Amanda Braun Hornies You

March 4th, 2008 | 12:08 pm

I've never been to Moscow, but everything I've learned about post cold-war Russia is that it's a nation of murdered journalists or journalist-murdering political figures. And then I saw these photos of Amanda Braun, a Russian model who doesn't seem to be either murdered or a member of any real political party (I'm pretty sure that backdrop is just for show.) Wow, you learn something new everyday.

                   

3 Responses to "In Russia, Amanda Braun Hornies You"

  1. Buddy Ice Says:

    I'm with you on that. She looks more like a drawing than a real person ... but I would bang Jessica Rabbit so what's the difference?

  2. Evan P. Says:

    All these pictures are crazy airbrushed, but I'm pretty sure I don't care.

  3. Buddy Ice Says:

    No fecal or urinary waste involved here; just a good 'ol splunking mission into the back alleys of Mother Russia. Hopefully I won't catch any KGB's, or STD's, whatever they're called.