Enormous Breasts Help Penal System

When you go to a website called WeirdAsianNews.com, you're just asking for it. So, from WeirdAsianNews.com:

Serena Kozakura, 38 years old, was charged and found guilty of breaking into a man’s apartment by kicking in a hole in his door and crawling through because he was with another woman.

The bikini model was cleared of all charges after the defense council help up a plate showing the size of the hole that Serena was accused of kicking in. It was clear that the hole in the door was not large enough for the 44-inch bust model to squeeze through.

“I used to hate my body so much, but it was my breasts that won in court”, Serena said.

Judge Kunio Harad of the Tokyo High Court threw out the guilty verdict, saying there was reasonable doubt over the man’s story.
I think we can all sleep a little better knowing that justice was done in Japan. Thanks to Ashley for the tip.