Spencer Pratt Writes Autobiography
If you were wondering who was going to be the next F. Scott Fitzgerald, wonder no further my friends. Perezhilton.com reports:
Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that Spencer Pratt is “in talks” to release an autobiographical book and he’s ready to tell all.
“He’s close to signing a deal,” an insider aware of the negotiations tells us. “He will talk about L.C., Brody and everything else you’d wanna know.”
I wonder if the book will be like the show. If so, expect to see passages like this:
“I turned to Heidi. She looked, like, super hot.
“Heidi, you look, like, super hot,” said me.
Heidi totally did look hot. I thought in my head that she probably thought in her head, that that was totally nice for me to say that.
“That was totally nice for you to say that,” said Heidi to me.
I can’t wait for this book to come out. Seriously, I haven’t been this excited since I was 11 and found out there was a homeless dude by my house that would trade Hustler magazines for fruit roll-ups. If I may, I’d like to offer up my own cover for the book. Free of charge of course.
Tags: Spencer Pratt, The Hills
March 6th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Memo to Mr. Pratt: We found out.
March 6th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
OMFG!!! stop with your fucking dating site spamming. i wish you would give your dumb fucking ads to my face so i could shove a needle in your eye. i hate you and your spam.
and velvet dipshit, memo is short for memorandum, or, a reminder. he would have to already know it for it to be a memo and for your statement to even be a little bit funny, you would have to make it something like, “note to Mr Pratt: …..”, implying that he didn’t yet know and you were breaking the news to him. either way, you’re a dipshit
March 6th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
……. yes he is a donkey….
March 7th, 2008 at 1:36 am
“and velvet dipshit, memo is short for memorandum, or, a reminder. he would have to already know it for it to be a memo and for your statement to even be a little bit funny, you would have to make it something like, “note to Mr Pratt: …..”, implying that he didn’t yet know and you were breaking the news to him. either way, you’re a dipshit”
Damn dude. Pop a Xanax or something.
March 7th, 2008 at 7:10 am
I heard he can’t grow pubes.
March 7th, 2008 at 11:06 am
I feel honored that I honestly don’t know who this guy is or where he is from. Lucky me.
March 7th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
I’m actually totally with dikfore: I hate the dating and stripper spamming this site with their lame-ass “comments.”
Almost as much as I hate Spencer Pratt.