This was an incredibly close election, and unlike her father, Jenna Bush didn't have to cheat in Ohio to win. I kid, I kid, everybody calm down. After almost 9000 votes were cast, Holy Taco readers decided they'd like to be in the Jenna's Bush instead of a tall glass of Jameson. Holy shit those were bad puns. After reading the comments, it seemed the whole "she's been banged by a thousand dudes" rationale hurt Jameson.
As usual, here's actual responses from REAL readers:
AlcoLOL: No matter how many STDs she has, I’ll take Jameson over Bush any day. Jenna Bush reminds me of William Shatner… Don’t ask why.
Nick:Listen, I don’t know if you people know who Peter North is…..but if you saw what I witnessed him do to Jameson then you would steer clear. I might have been watching a civil rights video from the 60’s with firehoses…I still can’t recall. I passed out in horror and woke up in the bathroom of a Mexican Restaurant.
Turd Ferguson:I would let the prez smell my finger afterward.
Thanks nick. This Peter North character, what is he a snow blower salesman? A mechanic? What? You just kinda left it to our imagination. Is he a Doctor or one of those guys that cleans, I mean dirty's up your windshield at highway over passes? Get a clue Nick, chances are if you're reading this site, you've got a pretty good idea of who Peter North is...safe to say about 99.9% of the readers know. Wouldn't you guys agree?
JC Shores.....listen I don't know who knows Peter North or not. I am a porn addict...a pornaholic if you will. (I'd get help for it but I don't want to....because porn is wonderful) You can kiss my porn addict ass for the tone you used, all I was doing was being a good person by directing folks to the fact that Jameson had been blasted in the face and arms and toes and shoulders by Mr. North's enourmous talent.
Why are you so offended I would assume someone doesn't know who North is anyways? You seem a little too devensive....you follow his gay career Shores? You dog you....you are in love with him.
Read JC Shore's comment and see a frusterated man who wants a lot of cum all over him.
WOW Nick, get offended much do we? Holy crap, if you can't take a little friendly ribbing you've got a very short life of angst and aggravation ahead of you there "Buddy". Excuse the hell out of me sir. However, this little exchange does serve to prove a point. From my comments you derived that I am a "FRUSTERATED (?) man who wants a lot of cum all over [me]" From your comments we can only surmise that you must have a pussy. Only women cry when they are picked on (unless you're 8 yrs old). We also notice that you reffered to Pete's cock as his "enormous talent", is that jealousy or lust? Oops, sorry there I go again, pointing out the obvious by analyzing the implied. Basically, I figured that since this site is rooted in humor, I would try my hand at it and I guess I failed miserably. Please accept my heart felt apology for any grief I may have caused you or any member of your family. I truly have behaved badly and deserved to have homo-phobic remarks and dispersions cast at me. I feel terrible Nick, I hope that some day you can find it in your heart to forgive me. I promise, I will never try my hand at humor again. I will say this though...Jenna has certainly gone down hill since her early days (like her role in PRIVATE PARTS) and if having Peter North's gravy blasted about her body had anything to do with it then, Damn you Pete. Personally, I think it has more to do with numerous visits to the plastic surgeon...she was perfect to begin with.
JC Shores, I'm sorry I like getting in arguments. Lets make up. Wanna rent a North Pole and get some popcorn? Because of the circumstances I think we should hold out on the butter.
HA HA HA, "no butter"... when I think of that comment it reminds me of some damn movie from way back where the chick was eating popcorn and the guy's dick was up in the bucket...LOL Was that Porky's?
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March 7th, 2008 at 02:35 am
Thanks nick. This Peter North character, what is he a snow blower salesman? A mechanic? What? You just kinda left it to our imagination. Is he a Doctor or one of those guys that cleans, I mean dirty's up your windshield at highway over passes? Get a clue Nick, chances are if you're reading this site, you've got a pretty good idea of who Peter North is...safe to say about 99.9% of the readers know. Wouldn't you guys agree?
March 7th, 2008 at 03:15 am
Peter North makes me look at my penis in disgust.
March 7th, 2008 at 09:10 am
JC Shores.....listen I don't know who knows Peter North or not. I am a porn addict...a pornaholic if you will. (I'd get help for it but I don't want to....because porn is wonderful) You can kiss my porn addict ass for the tone you used, all I was doing was being a good person by directing folks to the fact that Jameson had been blasted in the face and arms and toes and shoulders by Mr. North's enourmous talent.
Why are you so offended I would assume someone doesn't know who North is anyways? You seem a little too devensive....you follow his gay career Shores? You dog you....you are in love with him.
Read JC Shore's comment and see a frusterated man who wants a lot of cum all over him.
March 7th, 2008 at 01:55 pm
WOW Nick, get offended much do we? Holy crap, if you can't take a little friendly ribbing you've got a very short life of angst and aggravation ahead of you there "Buddy". Excuse the hell out of me sir. However, this little exchange does serve to prove a point. From my comments you derived that I am a "FRUSTERATED (?) man who wants a lot of cum all over [me]" From your comments we can only surmise that you must have a pussy. Only women cry when they are picked on (unless you're 8 yrs old). We also notice that you reffered to Pete's cock as his "enormous talent", is that jealousy or lust? Oops, sorry there I go again, pointing out the obvious by analyzing the implied. Basically, I figured that since this site is rooted in humor, I would try my hand at it and I guess I failed miserably. Please accept my heart felt apology for any grief I may have caused you or any member of your family. I truly have behaved badly and deserved to have homo-phobic remarks and dispersions cast at me. I feel terrible Nick, I hope that some day you can find it in your heart to forgive me. I promise, I will never try my hand at humor again. I will say this though...Jenna has certainly gone down hill since her early days (like her role in PRIVATE PARTS) and if having Peter North's gravy blasted about her body had anything to do with it then, Damn you Pete. Personally, I think it has more to do with numerous visits to the plastic surgeon...she was perfect to begin with.
March 7th, 2008 at 03:31 pm
Wow.. I'm gonna hire Peter North to cum on both of you in your sleep.
March 7th, 2008 at 04:25 pm
LOL...it'll be like that dream you have when you're drowning, only this time...
March 7th, 2008 at 09:53 pm
JC Shores, I'm sorry I like getting in arguments. Lets make up. Wanna rent a North Pole and get some popcorn? Because of the circumstances I think we should hold out on the butter.
March 8th, 2008 at 12:49 am
HA HA HA, "no butter"... when I think of that comment it reminds me of some damn movie from way back where the chick was eating popcorn and the guy's dick was up in the bucket...LOL Was that Porky's?
March 8th, 2008 at 04:52 am
No, that was Mickey Rourke in "Diner".
March 8th, 2008 at 11:19 am
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March 11th, 2008 at 06:06 pm
Well her dad has been fucking us for 7 years, so it only seems fair we all get a chance to be a pain in her ass.
March 13th, 2008 at 06:07 am
i think i'll go celebit, we've had way to much bush to last more than a lifetime, talk about getting screwed!!!!!!
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