Eat This: Bacon Lollipop
Bacon has been made into mints, candy bars, and a roof of a meat house, so it’s no surprise to see the world’s most manly food has now been made into lollipops. Using real Vermont bacon, these lollys also use real VT maple syrup to create a maple bacon treat for the carnivorous sugar addict in your life. My only question is: how long before “Bacon Cancer” is the number one killer in America? (Answer: about a week.)
March 10th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Is it supposed to be a joke that the lollipop link goes to the story about Dwayne Wades surgery? Because I don’t get it.
March 10th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
It’s funny that this was made in VT because the only people that would eat these recycled food scraps are hippies. The only problem is all the smelly bongo humpers are vegetarian, so this product is doomed to fail. This is basic Marketing 101 man.
March 10th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
BOOKMARKED AND MY ORDER WILL BE IN THE MAIL SOON :0
March 13th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
bacon has also been turned into rolling papers. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
http://www.rollingpapers.net/rollingpapers_working/HiRes/JJs_SizzlinBacon.jpg
March 13th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
why not just eat shit