Bacon has been made into mints, candy bars, and a roof of a meat house, so it's no surprise to see the world's most manly food has now been made into lollipops. Using real Vermont bacon, these lollys also use real VT maple syrup to create a maple bacon treat for the carnivorous sugar addict in your life. My only question is: how long before "Bacon Cancer" is the number one killer in America? (Answer: about a week.)
It's funny that this was made in VT because the only people that would eat these recycled food scraps are hippies. The only problem is all the smelly bongo humpers are vegetarian, so this product is doomed to fail. This is basic Marketing 101 man.
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March 9th, 2008 at 08:28 pm
Is it supposed to be a joke that the lollipop link goes to the story about Dwayne Wades surgery? Because I don't get it.
March 9th, 2008 at 08:50 pm
It's funny that this was made in VT because the only people that would eat these recycled food scraps are hippies. The only problem is all the smelly bongo humpers are vegetarian, so this product is doomed to fail. This is basic Marketing 101 man.
March 9th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
BOOKMARKED AND MY ORDER WILL BE IN THE MAIL SOON :0
March 12th, 2008 at 09:11 pm
bacon has also been turned into rolling papers. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
http://www.rollingpapers.net/rollingpapers_working/HiRes/JJs_SizzlinBaco...
March 13th, 2008 at 05:49 am
why not just eat shit
June 17th, 2009 at 08:13 pm
I got a crazy Bacon Dish for you. It is called the Bacon explosion check it out
http://www.precioustimeny.com/blog/?p=766
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