War is hell. But hearing Jessica Simpson sing “Take My Breath Away,” definitely is no picnic either. People.com reports:

Jessica Simpson took her act on the road Monday – and ended up outside Kuwait City.

“I am in Kuwait, I’m enjoying all the troops – having a blast,” she said. When it came to what she was doing over there, Simpson said she was “signing autographs, meeting them, showing all the support I can.”

The troops are in Kuwait in anticipation of being deployed to Iraq. Simpson was voted the act they most wanted to see.

They voted to see her? That means those guys are so horny they’d sit through a Jessica Simpson concert just to see her up close. I don’t think I’ve ever been that horny. Of course I’ve never had to hang out with a bunch of dudes all day, while I await being deployed into a war zone in Iraq. Closest I’ve come is getting a flat tire in bakersfield and waiting two hours for Triple A to get there.

If Jessica was any kind of patriot, in the middle of singing God Bless America, she’d remove her top and sing the rest of it while operating a jackhammer. That’s the least she can do for our troops.

Now, I looked closely at the picture above and realized that for some reason, a lot of the troops are looking slightly off to their left. I did some research and I found a picture someone snapped off, showing what they were looking at. Check it after the jump.

Tags: Iraq, jessica simpson, Troops

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