March 9th, 2008 | 11:11
Sometimes when you do bad stuff, it makes the Baby Jesus cry. For instance, when you masturbate, it makes him cry, but you happy. But if you instead impregnate a woman, it makes you cry, but the Baby Jesus happy. See, it's very confusing. That's why we have the Pope and the Vatican, to tell us what's okay and not okay. Cnn.com reports:
A Vatican official has listed drugs, pollution and genetic manipulations as well as social and economic injustices as new areas of sinful behavior.
When asked to list the new areas of sinful behavior, Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti denounced "certain violations of the fundamental rights of human nature through experiments, genetic manipulations."
He left a couple things out. Because I'm a journalist first and foremost, I was able to obtain the actual memo from the Pope, which outlines a few other things he considers sins.
![](mailto:?subject=Pope Reveals New List Of Sins&body=<p><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3020/2325490592_27ac4cdf87.jpg?v=0" height="465" width="350" /></p>
<p>Sometimes when you do bad stuff, it makes the Baby Jesus cry. For instance, when you masturbate, it makes him cry, but you happy. But if you instead impregnate a woman, it makes you cry, but the Baby Jesus happy. See, it's very confusing. That's why we have the Pope and the Vatican, to tell us what's okay and not okay. <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/wayoflife/03/10/vatican.updates.sins.ap/index.html" target="_blank">Cnn.com</a> reports:</p>
<blockquote><p>A Vatican official has listed drugs, pollution and genetic manipulations as well as social and economic injustices as new areas of sinful behavior.</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>When asked to list the new areas of sinful behavior, Monsignor Gianfranco Girotti denounced "certain violations of the fundamental rights of human nature through experiments, genetic manipulations."</p></blockquote>
<p>He left a couple things out. Because I'm a journalist first and foremost, I was able to obtain the actual memo from the Pope, which outlines a few other things he considers sins.</p>
<p><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3013/2325511594_2cb34a9d83.jpg?v=0" height="500" width="428" /></p>
)
(14)
March fth, 2008 at 11:38 am
The Pope and the catholic chirch is not of God rather the devil. How pathetic and rediculous is the addition of sins. I think they little bit late with there realization concerning polution. As if there going to stop it. Such stupidity truely makes me sick to my stomach. The good news is they are bound for hell if they do not repent where we will be rid of there lies for eternity. Jesus I am quite sure is more than angry and much more sickened than any of us. If vengeance did not belong to Jesus I would kill the puke myself. Thank God it is not my responsibility.The reality is this should not shock us so considering all of the other bullshit they perscribe. Marianism, pergatory which no catholic would ever reach, if it actualy existed, for they will be in hell with all of there Popes. The list goes on and on. Ratzinger even looks like satan himself as if blood could come dripping out of his mouth at any given moment from the last little boys leg he just devoured. It is so hard to understand the depth of the deciet within the catholic church. Why people would submit themselves to such a farse. How can any man take anyone seriously whereing such hats as the pope so loves to array himself with. Jesus never led such an example rather totaly the opposit. We are called to be meek and humble as Christians, lowly. These qualitys do not even exist within the heirarchy of the catholic church. I need prayer. We as Christians are called to love all. I do not feel it for these pathetic pukes. Rather the opposit. I would personaly rather kick there asses. I am called to be honest as a Christian and obviously am. I do not like the way I feel. Anger is a horrible emotion. We must pray for these wretched liars,sinners of the worst sort. This is only the beginning of the riseing of the power of this demonsterous Beast as written about in our Bible. The catholic church is the mass. Our, not only our american government embraces the catholic church and even more so the pope as well as all other world governments. If you look at the signing of the European union several years ago you will see a massive statue of I believe Pope Pius looming behind the tables of the dignitaries from a group of European countries. The catholic church is the heart of the beast with the seven heads and ten horns spoken of in Revelation 17. swhat we must ask is who are the seven heads and ten horns. God help us for He is the only one who can. These things must happen. Even so come Lord come. Soon and very soon, I hope we are gonna see our King and he most surey is not the pope. Praise Jesus. Could you imagine spending eternity in hell with such people. That alone should be enough to make anyone sustain from sin. To wake up every morning, as if anyone in hell will get any rest, with rat the zinger pokeing you in the as with his staff. Think about it though not for to long for you will puke. We truely as Christians cannot afford to focus on such bullshit for there is much to much to do warning those that do not see and know the truth conserning the catholic church. People that believe and or state there are good catholics are as full of shit as the catholics themselves and do not know the truth concerning the Word of God. Anyone holding the hand of a catholic is in bed with the pope like it or not. As Christians we are called to love ant to pray for such people for they are decieved by satan himself. I know I am angry though in reality we should not hope hell upon anyone for it will literaly be eternal torment of a degree we hopefuly will never know. I confess it is har to muster up love for liars. Especialy when it goes against our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ who suffered so for our behalf and to establish His Word so we may recieve eternal life and Glory with him in Heaven. Help us Lord to Love the unloveable in the name of Jesus I pray. Amen
March fth, 2008 at 04:45 am
if sins are so bad why are they commited over and over, especially by politicians, bible thumpers, lawenforcement, and in general everybody that keeps telling us , thats a sin, you'll go to hell for that, my answer to that is, i'll see you there
March fth, 2008 at 04:16 pm
Double Parking should be a sin
March fth, 2008 at 04:59 pm
What a surprise, being a former Nazi still isn't a sin.
March fth, 2008 at 03:12 am
the lord has spoken!
March fth, 2008 at 02:42 am
haha..god said he wasn't real. lmao
March fth, 2008 at 07:59 pm
I am not real..
March fth, 2008 at 07:33 pm
I'm proud to be a member of the National Association of Marlon Brando Look Alikes...
March fth, 2008 at 05:46 pm
What's more fucked up, the fact that I'm not sure of the correct spelling of that sick group, or the fact that you're so gung-ho about defending its proper spelling?
March fth, 2008 at 02:27 pm
fuck the pope and fuck the catholics
March fth, 2008 at 02:27 pm
@ buddy ice: its NAMBLA dumbass
March fth, 2008 at 01:00 pm
I noticed that sodomizing pre-pubesent boys wasn't on that list. Thank sweet, pink, baby Jesus; now I don't have to hide the fact that I'm a member of MANBLA.
March fth, 2008 at 06:59 am
Hey, anytime a woman farts its hilarious, I will absolve you of your sins my child, especially if you sit on my lap! ;)
March fth, 2008 at 04:37 am
I was flying out of Vegas on Sunday, and I had not gone "poo" the entire trip. On the airplane I farted, and my husband just about died. I just laughed. I did not realize at the time it was a sin. Now I must seek forgiveness
Post new comment