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Britney Spears Is A Cartoon

March 11th, 2008 | 01:43 am

If you’ve ever thought, “Man, I really like the Smurfs, whore-ish looking women, and terrible music. If only there was a way to combine them,” then I’ve got some exciting news for you. Usmagazine.com reports:

Britney Spears' next music video is pure animation.

In "Break the Ice," an animated Spears works her way through a futuristic environment.

"Since Britney has been otherwise occupied this was a creative and fun way to do her next video," a source tells Usmagazine.com.
I love that they said "otherwise occupied," like she had to give someone a ride to the airport. Publicists are awesome. Britney Spears could walk into a homeless shelter and start hurling her own poop at people and the press release would say "Britney's been helping out a group of transients even though she's been having some stomach problems."

Looking at Britney, then looking at the cartoon representation of her, I think maybe they took a few liberties. It's basically the equivalent of this:


Britney Spears, Pauly Shore, x-men

5 Responses to "Britney Spears Is A Cartoon"

  1. Bosco Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 07:37 pm

    Hey Cora...shut THE FUCK up.

  2. cora Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 02:34 am

    she is so hot,does she still play on tall dating site~~~~~Tallmingle.com ? many friends told me that she is playing on that site,but i did not believe until i saw her hottest photos on that site.

  3. quarrygirl Says:
    March 11th, 2008 at 05:57 pm

    of course she is gonna be a cartoon, now that she's not sexy and can't dance anymore! what a great idea...

  4. NUDE_FRYDAY Says:
    March 11th, 2008 at 04:04 am

    Da weasel! Just saw him in concert and he tried to bang me after the show. Talk to the hand. Weasel!

  5. chaosman Says:
    March 11th, 2008 at 03:14 am

    ok, so I know you were going for humor but........I could have gone for the rest of my life without seeing that picture of Pauly Shore