March 11th, 2008 | 11:24

This, my friends, is "Kristen," a.k.a the alleged call girl New York Governor Eliot Spitzer allegedly paid $4,100 dollars to bang for one hour. Now, I look at this picture and think, "Would I pay $4,100 dollars to bang this woman for an hour?" No, because I'd last anywhere from 5-10 minutes, meaning I'd be paying $4,100 dollars to sit next to her in dead silence for 50-55 minutes, every once in a while attempting to stop the awkwardness by saying stuff like, "So, do you watch Lost? No? It's pretty good."

That doesn't mean she's not sexy. But men pay to have sex with her, which is sort of creepy. I saw Indecent Proposal, I know how this shit goes down. But either way, it's not up to me, my friends, its up to you. So I ask you, in the midst of this scandal, the most important question: Is Spitzer's whore creepy....or sexy?

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425 Responses to "Creepy Or Sexy? Eliot Spitzer's Whore"

  1. bigdaddysweetpants Says:

    No fucking way i'd pay that much for her...she's a money whore anyways...i bet if he shopped around he'd find one hotter and more flexible for half the price...lol

  2. spitzerisgay Says:

    say hit it if your gay... hahahah look at all the homos on this page

  3. ben Says:

    she's hot but a bit crazy. she knew what she was doing

  4. jeff Says:

    where are u from PAUL? san francisco you fucking faggot? you fuckin homosexual.

  5. raymundo Says:

    I now know what she can do. She can paint my house.

  6. raymundo Says:

    Somebody tell me - what the hell can any woman do that's worth $4000?

  7. justme Says:

    what a shocker, a democrat caught with a hooker. just like the republicans and there inability to keep there hands off kids. i think shes a fine piece of ass, price is too steep for me but if she lowers her rates to about 200-300 per hour, call me!

  8. andhole Says:

    i'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.

  9. Says:

    if i could get $4000 a pop, i wouldn't need a State job

  10. Guido Sarducci Says:

    She fucks old dudes for cash, LOL.

  11. jeff Says:

    whores rock! I'm just too poor to afford a good one.

  12. robot vagina Says:

    does she spitzer or swallow?

  13. sooner Says:

    hot pics. cutier, love u.It is said that she had a profile at a niche interracial dating site named interracialresources.com. Does she want an interracial marriage like Hottest Interracial Celebrity Couple Seal and Heidi Klum?

  14. savagebongosSacCa Says:

    If I was paying 41-hundred per hr. to this.....er....uhm....lady, I think I'd be making like Peter O'Tool's character in 'Calligulia' ( great movie bye the way ) "This One's For Rome !!!" or at least Dewey Cox...In any event, I must say that the most interesting thing to me was the wife standing next to him during all this. I had visions of "What's next" after the press conference...Now that I'd like to see !!
    Baseball Bat, Pillowsack full of sodas, A blanket party ?? She's gonna unleash the lawyers on him for sure....At least she didn't wear sunglasses like the wife of Congressman Craig (R-Idaho) did. Expect Elliot (Idiot more like it ) Spitzer's next career move to become a motovational speaker who lives in a van down by the river.

  15. matumus Says:

    The Dude is worth like $350,000,000! I'm sure he could afford it

  16. motodoc Says:

    OK, so she's not bad looking, got a nice rack and maybe even good business sence, i certainly wouldn't turn down a night with her or more but, really, why should i have to pay cash to her for sex, why not just get to know her long enough to see if a fling is mutual and do your thing, better yet, how about if she pays me 4100.00 or whatever amount, would it be scandalas if the tides were turned? Most of all, not to give sex a bad name, really, sex is just way overrated for the amount of money that is spent on direct sex contact as well as the many other avenues of revenue that dirives fron this perfectly harmless activity that should be shared willingly without monitary gain, but on the other hand, as long as there are dumb asses that make enough money that they can and will throw it away for five or ten minutes of pleasure and a lifetime of guilt, MORE POWER TO HER.

  17. Assesssor Says:

    SOOOOOOO SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. He's a douche & she's a skank Says:

    FYI - he claimed $1.9Million on his tax return (saw it on CNN - not sure if that was 06 or 07 numbers). I like her comment about not wanting people to think she's a monster. I guess being a high priced whore is a much better way for people to think of her?????

  19. Steve from Yellowstone Says:

    OK - Sorry. I guess I AM bitter........................... Yup.

  20. Steve from Yellowstone Says:

    So, 4100 bucks IS cheap. My divorce is costing me more than $40,000.00!!!!!!!
    F'n "C"-word!!!

  21. Steve from Yellowstone Says:

    Nick Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    There are 2 things i never pay for. Water and Pussy.

    Nick:
    You may think pussy is free... Ever been married? It costs you your life!!! (kids, 1/2 of everything, child support, anything else her lawyer thinks she can have).
    Water? OK, It's free. Dig a hole and lower your bucket, ASSHOLE!!!
    Where are you from? The only things free are... well, Air? Nope... Sorry. We spend an extra 15 cents a gallon on gasoline to have clean air. You all are a bunch of fucknuts!!!

    Go Screw.

    O and A Party Rock!!!

    Ugh!!! Amateurs...

  22. HEADhunter Says:

    the real gman Says:

    March 13th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
    sorry but that fucking jew would have to buy the viagra then pay me to fuck her with that greasy hair and kike nose.

    Now here's a real Asshole People !

    Listen, he's guy with money! It's just pussy, most woman know this, it's a guy thing, guys can get laid without loving, kissing andd all the emotional bullshit! It's a cock thing, more over, a business transaction!

    So...Would I fuck it, better beleive it, if I had money to throw around, I wouldn't think twice about $4100 or even more.

  23. tacojohn Says:

    I would put my balls in her ass dick in her pussy and clown that shit~!

  24. hahah Says:

    any bets if she has a penis
    looks definately better with the glasses, it hides her man face

  25. AnnaG Says:

    OMG!!! I was a dancer for 10 years in Florida and I swear this is a girl named LYNN that I taught the game to. I cant believ that she would ever resort to doing something like this. But if she did she is damn stupid!!!

  26. Los Says:

    Eliot Spitzer is a CLOWN
    MONEY OVER BITCHES!

  27. Los Says:

    I Would pop the pussy up

  28. D.C.'s Says:

    She's a asshoe and he is a bigger asshoe as they get (DUMBASS)

  29. Wes Gebrew Says:

    she went to my school hahahaha

  30. Dick Hurts Says:

    Totally Hot. But probably dirty. I would just Double Bag it!

  31. D.C.'s Says:

    She's a asshoe and he is a bigger asshoe as they get, (DUMB ASS)

  32. John Q. Says:

    I'm married (with kids) and I don't get a solid hours worth of sex in 6 months! And I spend alot more than $4100 on the ole battle axe in that time!

  33. Trey Says:

    Give me 2 1/2 maybe 3 minutes.

  34. Howard Stern Says:

    You guys are being too rough on him, after all, it's just sex.

  35. Ravin Says:

    He is just dumb! To pay that much, just dumb! He had it free at home, his wife should do a bobbit on him. I sure would, and screw him out of all his money for support.

  36. Hillary Clinton Says:

    I tasted that . . . it was good!

  37. studman Says:

    I had her last month. I paid $4500. how did the gov. get that deal over me. Im pissed.

  38. Woodeye Says:

    We pretty much all agree that she is a fine piece of meat. it is not her fault that nature played that cruel trick on us guys. You know the one. Two organs that need blood to function, The brain and the penis, but sadly we were given only enough to operate one at a time. Sad but true, I would like to say that I have never payed For SEX but then again I am Married so that is not exactly true. $4100 for an hour bounce on a mattress. not really exorbident. Consider this, She might be old enough to Vote. And he might have felt he was just giving a little back after all He had been screwing the rest of you New Yorkers for free for such a long time. Have a great day.

  39. Bill Says:

    She is young and Hot!!!! What older men enjoy.

  40. Beefy Burrito Says:

    Holy hog balls! She's hot. But for $4,100 she better be willing to jam a finger in my ass when she blowing me.

  41. Bitch!!! Says:

    Hell yeh i would, this also happened in my town. I saw the channel 4 news trucks around my neighborhood then later watched the news and they were in my town. How sick is that. Im gonna find her and get me some dome!!!!!

  42. Another Bloke Says:

    Think about it... did someone paid bigger greens to expose spitzer.

    Or she bribed spitzer and he refused so she went public.

    ???

  43. yo playa Says:

    I'd rather tap Silda...now's there's a piece of ass!

  44. chief slapaho Says:

    this girl isnt worth a bud light

  45. FanOfKristen Says:

    Let's see, she's 22 or whatever, cute, female, has a pulse, yea, I'd crush it.

    But I wouldn't pay for it. At least not for myself. If I could bang my wife who was going down on her at the same time, then yea, it might be worth it once.

  46. chief slapaho Says:

    mark rosen......how many posts of people have you seen on here of people claiming to bang her. i dont believe u for one second. in my opinion, anybody who claims to or has stuck a dick in this girl is fucking gross. how u can be proud of having a whore in your bed is beyond me. beauty is skin deep, and it is quite obvious this girl is hideous as a human being. i say creepy

  47. Mark Rosen (NY) Says:

    I did this chick two weeks ago after meeting her in a SoHo bar. Not too bad, but I didn't have to pay what the old guy did. I bought her three Limerock Mojitos and she rocked me for about 3 or so hours at her place in Flatiron

  48. Says:

    Bitch is smokin

  49. laxburton123 Says:

    this chick went to my highschool...she graduated a couple of years ago but there was all news broadcasters outside today... rep wall nj baby

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