Creepy Or Sexy? Eliot Spitzer's Whore

March 11th, 2008 | 11:26 pm

This, my friends, is "Kristen," a.k.a the alleged call girl New York Governor Eliot Spitzer allegedly paid $4,100 dollars to bang for one hour. Now, I look at this picture and think, "Would I pay $4,100 dollars to bang this woman for an hour?" No, because I'd last anywhere from 5-10 minutes, meaning I'd be paying $4,100 dollars to sit next to her in dead silence for 50-55 minutes, every once in a while attempting to stop the awkwardness by saying stuff like, "So, do you watch Lost? No? It's pretty good."

That doesn't mean she's not sexy. But men pay to have sex with her, which is sort of creepy. I saw Indecent Proposal, I know how this shit goes down. But either way, it's not up to me, my friends, its up to you. So I ask you, in the midst of this scandal, the most important question: Is Spitzer's whore creepy....or sexy?

Comments

419 Responses to "Creepy Or Sexy? Eliot Spitzer's Whore"

  1. Dave-J Says:

    I'd hit it! I wouldn't pay $4,100 for it, but if I wasn't married and I had a chance, I would hit it. But truthfully he paid so much more then $4,100. You have to figure in his $179,000 a year salary, also I believe if you retire from governor you get full benefits for life. And lets not forget what this is going to cost him at home. I saw his wife standing up there on T.V. next to him. She wasn't there for support, she is just counting the dollars signs. I love the fact he was so anti video games and talking about how bad of an influence they were for our youth, and then he gets caught doing something like this.

  2. Anil Dikshit Says:

    I'd hit it.

  3. Velvet Goddess Says:

    Sexy for shizzle. $4100 is steep, but he's paying for her to disappear into the night after he'd all done. Lot of good that did him.

  4. nobody Says:

    You don't pay a hooker to sleep with you, you pay her to leave.

  5. missyvixxxen Says:

    she's nowhere near that hot. $4,100 is way much unless her crotch rotated, vibrated, and shrunk simultaniously. My vote on this matter is definately creepy.

  6. Dude Says:

    That's not all. He has spent an alleged $80,000 on other items for her, probably gifts. All I know is as a New York State resident this douche had better resign.

    All points aside, I'd hit it. Twice.

  7. george bush Says:

    shes very loose hehe

  8. zach Says:

    straight up dirty girl!!

  9. Frank Says:

    The guy's a fuckin retard...she's a skank

  10. Kris Says:

    The FBI shouldn't have been after him, and prostitution should be legal. That said, anyguy who can't get laid for less than that is an asshole, and is doing it BECAUSE HE CAN. The woman? Very attractive. However, we don't know what she was doing for the money. I hope it was worth it.

  11. Jack K. Says:

    Damn....CREEPY. That is what us MEN call a 'whore.' she probably has some STD...

  12. Steve Says:

    She not "Eliot Spitzer’s Whore", he only rented her. She's her own whore.

  13. Says:

    " nobody Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 7:05 pm

    You don’t pay a hooker to sleep with you, you pay her to leave."

    LOL so true

  14. NA Says:

    If you have no morals whatsoever and are filthy rich (179k a year is NOT rich by any means) then yes I suppose it COULD be worth it. Other than that, i don't know about you guys but having sex with someone you actually love is exponentially more satisfying than with someone you just want to screw.

  15. Paul Says:

    She's from New Jersey....so definitely creepy. The flip side is, she might be the best there is over in the Armpit state. For $4100, does she also clean, cook, and scrub the toilet....if so, I might be pay $40 for her (before taxes and hidden fees and after checking her MD chart.) :)

  16. Dirty Old Man Says:

    Well, for $4100 I would expect her to be able to make you last more than 5-10 mins. In any case, I can't imagine spending that much UNLESS you are so damn rich you spend it just to show that you can spend it.

  17. kryptkid Says:

    i'd pee in her butt

  18. dick Says:

    hey this is also a bald fat fucking loser who she knows is rich...of course she is going to charge a lot....and fuck that fuckin douche spitzer...

  19. Nick Says:

    There are 2 things i never pay for. Water and Pussy. Cause there both free. What a douchebag, your a governor making 179,000 a year and you can't get women to sleep with you. I work for the telephone company make 54,000 and I get women all the time.

  20. TJ Says:

    Nice, natural titties he can suck and squeeze while she rides his pee pee.

    Go, democrat, go!

  21. Jeff Says:

    She looks like Eliot Spitzer in drag.

  22. Says:

    Hows her ass?

  23. OG Says:

    Women pay me.

  24. alan Says:

    apparently he used her 8 times in the past few months.

  25. dr.microphone Says:

    No way I would pay 4,100 for her, she is hot but so is my girl and I get her for free. I might give her 20 bucks to lick my asshole, but then again maybe I'll just have my woman do that too

  26. Evillord Says:

    Well if I got to pay her with tax money then no problem. I'd even leave a tip. If I dished out $4100 out of my own pocket, then I'd like to break up the hour into 12 five minute sessions and then it'd be worth every penny.

  27. j-loco Says:

    the things i would eat out of that woman's asshole...

  28. Corey Says:

    If I had the money to throw around and it was really the only way I could get her alone for 1 hour, why not right?

  29. Pseudo Says:

    This is your average college gurl my friends. I wouldn't hit this unless it was free like the rest of them. Id doesn't take a lot of play to hammer a gurl like that these days. She's over priced...

  30. Andrew Says:

    I've seen a lot of hot women, and this chick is pretty nice, but I don't know about $4100 an hour. What can she really do for that much money? Does she fuck you while doing your laundry and filing your taxes? That would definitely be worth $4100. Maybe sleeping with her makes you younger, or increases your penis size. Aside from that, I'm stumped.

  31. Chris B. Says:

    $4100 for an hour?.....she better make my dick and balls experience sperm diarrhea.

  32. MinniePearlJam Says:

    You guys don't get it....when a politician or a celebrity pays $4000-$5000 an hour for a prostitute, they're not paying her for sex. They are paying her to leave and forget that they ever existed.

  33. ananda Says:

    anyone who gets paid, or else pays, for sex is a washed up loser anyway. so even if she is creepy, so is the man doing that dirty deed ha ha and so i propose that they are a perfect match for each other. but seriously who pays for sex...that's about the saddest thing ever.

  34. Refined sugar Says:

    There is absolutely nothing that anyone could do for me that would be worth $4k an hour. She is good looking, but please, you can get nooky for free if you try. Even if I was rich, I wouldn't pay that. In fact, paying at all is pretty creepy. That's my vote.

  35. wall high school Says:

    When I was in high shcool she was a sophmore and I was a senior and here parents left town so we through a party at her parents house and after the party was over there were only a hand full of us left so make long story short i bent her over her parents pool table. i guess i saved my self a couple thousand dollars.

  36. bond Says:

    why would u go outside for sex? spitzer has wife, he should think twice before going outside for paid sex services. What is the influence of this on his three daughters? shame on spitzer

  37. raymundo Says:

    It's like the old story:

    Ask a woman if she'd fuck you for $1,000,000. She says "Sure"

    Ask her if she'd fuck you for $5. She says "What kind of woman do you think I am?"

    Tell her we've already established what she is, we're just haggling over price.

  38. horn dog Says:

    at that price she better turn around grab her ankles and say goodbye to that balloon knot.

  39. roger Says:

    i would...

  40. Steve Says:

    $4100???? If you really think about it there must have been some really kinky or unimaginable stuff that he was going to do to her. Stuff I cant even think of and I look at the internet all day.

  41. quartra Says:

    Overpriced; I would love to have her naked for an hour tho....

  42. willy Says:

    SPITZER SWALLOWS....YEAH BABY,YEAH

  43. medic boy Says:

    Kind of looks like a tranny with no make up on

  44. THE PLEASURE MACHINE Says:

    I'D DEVASTE THAT ASS SHE WOULD BE "NO PLEASE DON'T STICK IT IN THAT WHOLE"

  45. big james Says:

    Hot. Who cares if she is a prostitute. Its one of the oldest professions in the world. I'd rather have her than a $20 crack whore.

  46. anonymous Says:

    # THE PLEASURE MACHINE Says:
    March 14th, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    I’D DEVASTE THAT ASS SHE WOULD BE “NO PLEASE DON’T STICK IT IN THAT WHOLE”

    nice spelling errors, dumbass

  47. MBsays Says:

    TWO STABS AND A DRAWBACK,I'D BE DONE

  48. Mike G Says:

    She's cute. Very cute. But there is no way I would ever invest that much moolah for sex. I have seen hotter chicks on Craigslist for a whole damn lot less!!

  49. LostC Says:

    A hoe is a hoe.. she is very cute but I think she should have shut her mouth instead of rating out. Now she has prostitute writen all over her front head.. And The MasterBlaster that is a great idea..

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