Creepy Or Sexy? Eliot Spitzer's Whore

March 11th, 2008 | 11:26 pm

This, my friends, is "Kristen," a.k.a the alleged call girl New York Governor Eliot Spitzer allegedly paid $4,100 dollars to bang for one hour. Now, I look at this picture and think, "Would I pay $4,100 dollars to bang this woman for an hour?" No, because I'd last anywhere from 5-10 minutes, meaning I'd be paying $4,100 dollars to sit next to her in dead silence for 50-55 minutes, every once in a while attempting to stop the awkwardness by saying stuff like, "So, do you watch Lost? No? It's pretty good."

That doesn't mean she's not sexy. But men pay to have sex with her, which is sort of creepy. I saw Indecent Proposal, I know how this shit goes down. But either way, it's not up to me, my friends, its up to you. So I ask you, in the midst of this scandal, the most important question: Is Spitzer's whore creepy....or sexy?

Comments

419 Responses to "Creepy Or Sexy? Eliot Spitzer's Whore"

  1. borderbandit Says:

    u can get girls like that for $150 across the border in mexico in a place called BT (boystown). it sucks living up north with no border access. u guys might want to look into it.

  2. Cleveland Steamer Says:

    Why pay for something that grows wild? You can pick those things up all night long for just the cost of drinks.

  3. JEREMY Says:

    LOL ...... Your all missing the point HE didn't pay anything YOU did so why not!!!

  4. pt Says:

    Yeah, she's hot! Real Hot!!

    But before the Spitzer deal, there was some dude out there tired of her BullShit!

    Just like all of them

    Can't live with'em, can't kill em.,.

    But you just gotta love em!!

  5. JC Says:

    i wouldn't lose a good job for that ass, maybe if she brought a twin

  6. i smell bad Says:

    loive the FART BOX COMMENT

  7. Marry Jain Says:

    I would do some fucked up shit to that pussy

  8. yo mamma Says:

    do we have more pics of her for the not-so-rich? some of us can't afford whores...

  9. chaosman Says:

    sexy. to all of you who say no way to a whore....when you want your car worked on or your house built........do you get a proffesional or an amature. This aint no low class street walker. Duh

  10. EvilAlice Says:

    Effin' whore....she told me "I'm saving my money for college, can you pick up the check for dinner?" I said "sure"....and she's not even willing to take it in the pooper!!!!

  11. bone Says:

    whore. what more can be said?

  12. Puppetmaster Says:

    Spitzer Sex Tape now too!

    http://view.break.com/469044

    it never stops for the guy!!!

  13. split Says:

    wow, creepy. and if im paying $41,000, i dont care if i ant feel my toes, im makin it last an hour

  14. jimmyhat99 Says:

    if i'm paying 4,100 for that i'm making her lick my shit pipe clean!!!!! and then i'd arc a load on her face for good measure!!!!!

  15. PnS rock!! Says:

    it was 4,100....not 41,000....but hey, you were almost close

  16. awetmedic Says:

    I would like to hear about the ditch digger who quit his job in disgrace after giving a welfare mom got $20 since no one else would blow him. How about the drug dealer who quit his profession disgraced by the crack whore was supposed to get $10 but who was "stiffed" instead. So, for some reason we are led to belive that a politicians life, (lawyer that he was) is so much higher than anyone else who skips the dinner and drinks and just gives the money not to the restaurant whores but to the real whore, the destitue woman or out of work mom to pay for the babys milk or car seat? Ya, this all makes sense. We need to be offended. No, we really do. That poor lawyer, that poor overpaid whore. Oh, by the way, I would hit it.

  17. PnS rock!! Says:

    your logic is retarded

  18. hermesconde Says:

    WOW !! what a good loking prostitute

  19. pee eye emm pee Says:

    I'd punch her in the box... with my dick

  20. Pan Lucas Says:

    First of all, there is no way that Spitzer lasted an hour, which is what he paid for. What do you suppose they did for the other 57 minutes? Talked about politics? Secondly, She is hot, but go to any state school and you can easily spot hotter. I wonder what's going through this girls head right now..

  21. corruptionlovesboobies Says:

    it might be like a hot dog in a hallway, but i'd drop the cash and then destroy that fine ass

  22. jimmyhat99 Says:

    just read that her name is ashley dupre, she has a myspace page.

  23. sparky scott Says:

    she looks good, but she does get banged for $$$ ~ so, would I pay to get the HIV; NO!!!

  24. Dutch Says:

    The deal you make with a bitch like this determines how much money you spend. It's worth it if you.... #1 have the money to blow on it.
    and # 2 are hittin all three holes and busting in her mouth. Of coarse with a confidentiality clause included. But if you do her dirty enough, she'll never talk about it!

  25. Joe mama Says:

    She's only a skank and nasty to the fat ass pig bitch that couldn't look like her if god willed it. and the no dick fags who couldn't do the fat bitch with the dumbshit comments. look in the mirror and even try to compare yourself to her. Dumb asses!

  26. Joe Says:

    I'm just curious.....why $4100..not..$4000? What's with the extra $100...did he talk her down from $4500...I mean really. And you damn well know she made his dumb ass fall in love with her.

  27. Steve Says:

    She is hot but there is NOTHING a bitch can do for $4,100 an hour, there is just nothing.

  28. Jesus VonDutch Says:

    I would pay anything to take a dump on her chest.

  29. Half Says:

    My ex-wife cost me waaaaayyy more than $4100, and she wasn't near as hot...

  30. Tony Says:

    I had her for 40 bucks from a corner in Newark NJ and that wasn't worth it

  31. mk18831@yahoo.com Says:

    You guys are crazy. I'm a gay man and I think Spitzer's fucking hot! He could just fuck me all night and fill my ass with those little swimming Spitzers!!! Take the Playgirl offer Elliot, so I can see that cock!!!

  32. Anonymous Says:

    Well she is not looking bad but if I would have to spend 4000 dollars for her than no thanks. There are so many more girl you can bang for free if you`re smart enough to make a conversation with... It`s easy nowadays to get laid. All you need it`s a Adjustable Bed and some brain in your head.

  33. Mike Says:

    I rather buy a 4 wheel atv or some badly needed Jeep parts than bang her. But that's just me. I haven't met one yet that I would pay for a roll in the hay for.

  34. JacksonFive Says:

    sum nigg named DIKSHIT said he'd hit it
    stupidfuckin americans

  35. Jesus VonDutch Says:

    I wonder what her ass taste like.

  36. lee Says:

    tails up and there all sisters she dont have anything a three dollar slut dont have

  37. iliketurtles Says:

    for $4100, she better let me stick it in various holes!

  38. SoiledAnimal Says:

    Hot but not worth the money.

  39. bill clinton Says:

    One step at a time; Nothing in this world is free, not water and certainly not pussy. You single guys just wait and see if its free, some how some way you will pay.... everyone assumes that he got caught, maybe in the public eye but whoknows if the wife closed shop, which caused him to shop elsewhere. havng his worth, 4100 is like 41 cents in your pocket pay the piper! at least it was with a chick and not some young boy...or another governor... the difference between men and boys are the price of their toys... free, just wait ,,, youll be eating those words just like the puss, or take it up a notch, get it, you will pay , believe you me, you will pay

  40. i'll poop on your mom Says:

    watch out! look at that bulge in her pants!

  41. Mike Says:

    Additionally, Spitzer was a complete idiot to shit can himself like that. I can just imagine how many more of these idiot's are in charge of things in this country. He should be hanged.

  42. Jesus VonDutch Says:

    Look at her nose. Def a jew girl! You know what they say about them Jew girls. They love to take it up the pooper while clipping coupons.

  43. RICKY DUA Says:

    i would like that all over, she doesnt have std's yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i checked with my mouth

  44. Mike Says:

    Bill Clinton, your right... I guess its a matter of wealth. If $4100.00 is pocket change then I think you are 100% correct. Banging her would cost about the same as a Home Depot 1/4 lb hot dog in comparison. :-) I'd still rather have the hot dog. :-). The memory would last longer. M

  45. BSquared Says:

    She has a nice rack...

  46. spitzer Says:

    not cool guys :(

  47. Mike Says:

    Spitzer, what don't you agree with?

  48. Jesus VonDutch Says:

    $4100 to screw some jew broad? They always find a way to grab more and more money. Regardless, I would pay $5000 to lick one of her hemroids.

  49. Mike Says:

    Jesus, I bet you could get a good deal for less. Start low.

  50. hawgbass Says:

    my wife wants to know where she can go to turn in a resume,,$ 4100.00 and hour , we would have a big fight if she did not go work for those wages. The only other WHORES that get paid that much are the Professional athletes....

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