This, my friends, is "Kristen," a.k.a the alleged call girl New York Governor Eliot Spitzer allegedly paid $4,100 dollars to bang for one hour. Now, I look at this picture and think, "Would I pay $4,100 dollars to bang this woman for an hour?" No, because I'd last anywhere from 5-10 minutes, meaning I'd be paying $4,100 dollars to sit next to her in dead silence for 50-55 minutes, every once in a while attempting to stop the awkwardness by saying stuff like, "So, do you watch Lost? No? It's pretty good."
That doesn't mean she's not sexy. But men pay to have sex with her, which is sort of creepy. I saw Indecent Proposal, I know how this shit goes down. But either way, it's not up to me, my friends, its up to you. So I ask you, in the midst of this scandal, the most important question: Is Spitzer's whore creepy....or sexy?
In my home city Fankfurt (Germany) you would have to pay for her approx. € 200 ($ 300) p.h. If you would visit her in a brothel you would have to pay approx. € 50 ($ 70). But the difference is that prostitution is allowed in the most European countries.
It's not okay to fight against prostitution but to visit whores.
And I learn that an US Governor earns to much money......!
Your right.. he was trusted above and beyond and let us all down. That's not a little thing. It is a major corruption that causes us all to question the intregrity and stability of the entire structure. He needs to go to jail for a long time.
Who cares who or what Men in office do in their private lives. While I won't vote for her, but if Hillary became President I wouldn't care who she screwed. Let the man live his life!.............Hillary has a penis.
I'm sitting here throwing Dollar bills at the screen while I beat off to her. Guess what I get when I'm done. I get my wife back , my money back ,and know one still doesn't know. I think I made it to about 15 bucks. So, No! she's not worth $4300.00
Funny actually, we have several politicians involved in fruad, they write policies that send our troops to war, send out own people to their deaths. People losing homes, and jobs being farmed out to foriegn countries, we will let them stay in office, but this guy, Spitzer is involved in hired orgasms, yeah get rid of him, he is involved with orgasms, and fantasies, in the words of George Carlin "selling is legal, fucking is legal, why isn't selling fucking legal?" And to those people in shock over a public servant who was hiding a secret life, this is your WAKE UP CALL! I guess spitzer should have gone looking for a willing intern.
Damn, how about a transmission overhaul?? hmm? Maybe she could replace all the front end components on your vehicle, and then dish out the most amazing blow job all greased up. What a gal! :-)
Well, for that kind of dough, she's no KELLY ASHTON or SONYA KRAUS.
Let's just say that.
I'd much rather have a tall leggy lady walk over my naked fat old body than this little shrimp shickza. Any day. Especially for 4 grand. Ask Charlie Sheen how Ashton was when he used Heidi Fleiss .
your also paying 4thousand because she probably gets tested for std's regularly so you know she's pretty safe. that's usually standard for girls with high-end escort services. he didn't do a damn thing wrong exept get caught. prostitution should be legalized.
Nell, I just wish we could clean out these scumbag politicians! They have to hold themselves above and beyond in their personal interigty, but they don't. Every once in a while a good guy perculates up to the top but not very often. Sometimes I am so discouraged.
Nell shut the fuck up, you progressive bastard. People are losing their homes because people put their name on the mortgage, people are losing their jobs because they were foolish enough to think their skill-less job couldn't be outsourced, soldiers are in Iraq because they volunteered knowing they could be sent off anytime to enforce policy and not make. I think my run-on sentence was longer than yours, but forutunatly you are used to others being longer than you. And if you're a woman, then why do you have a dick?
Hey dawgs. We are all just ANIMALS on this planet. That's it. You boil away the HUMAN politeness, good clothing and professionalism and all you're left with is another form of ANIMAL BEING.
Nobody is GOD. But we should make a new MOVIE out of this.
Right next to SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
From Sony Entertainment INC. "Spitzer's Whore." Starring TOM HANKS as Elliot Spitzer and Ashley Judd as KRISTEN. Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
yea this shit is definately creepy...I wouldn't pay a dime for her, i mean, who would want to pay to get siphilus, aids, and goneria all at the same time? Not me. What I love most about this guy is how he tried to sound all "high and mighty" if you will, and thought he was above all else and the "perfect person". But oh wait..what's that? ohh yea you kinda have a prostitute sleeping with u for 4.1k a hit. How moral. haha, fucking idiot....also him trying to raise the malpractice for doctors made me laugh a little as well. He should go see a doctor and get his brain checked because i have no idea what he was thinking when he decided to pay a whore 4.1k per hour. Clearly white trash, as well as a moron.
wonder if she'd stick her 5" heel up my butt if i were to beg her as my mistress and bend over naked in front of her as she crosses her lovely legs. i'd love her to do that with some peep-toed strap on shiny black pump stilettos.
MY PRAYER TO KRISTEN
"Oh lovely DIVINE Mistress! PUH LEEZE Humiliate me !!
Step on me!
Make me your foot stool !
Oh Goddess, i'm HONORED to be the carpet under your feet !
Walketh upon me and put little crescent moon shaped welts in my worthless slave flesh with thine heavenly heels, oh DIVA GODDESS ! I beseech thee to take thine lovely high heels and lance them betwix mine thighs with the force of 1,000 Jasons and their respective Juggernauts. For, i am your willing and unworthy WOG !"
Just another spoiled jewish american princess from Nassau County, nice fun bags though, if i could have a mitzvah with her i would, but i wouldnt spend that much.
Additionally, Spitzer was a complete idiot to shit can himself like that. I can just imagine how many more of these idiot’s are in charge of things in this country. He should be hanged.
HERE HERE !! This is what I once said about GEORGE W BUSH and DICK CHENEY TOO. FUCK 'EM ALL. They're all COCKSUCKERS !!
She's just trying to make some money so she can support her crack addition. i support you all the way girl; wish i could whore myself out for 4100$$ an hour then do some hard rails.... Your living the american dream sweetheart
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March 12th, 2008 at 03:18 am
BSquared, she really does have a nice rack. I concure.. :-)
March 12th, 2008 at 03:19 am
Mike, I thought I was starting low. I hope she has an installment plan. Otherwise, I'll have to pork her fat friend.
March 12th, 2008 at 03:22 am
Jesus, I bet hemorroids can be gotten on the cheap. She look pretty reasonable. It's all about smart shopping and using coupons. :-)
March 12th, 2008 at 03:22 am
Honestly those people instead of negative flack really NEED our pray and righteously wise conceen... Please pray for them.
God Bless -J
March 12th, 2008 at 03:22 am
FYI, this is the chick's myspace http://www.myspace.com/ninavenetta
I think Elliot was forced to stick something in that mouth....if nothing for the silence.
March 12th, 2008 at 03:25 am
Hawgbass, that's an interesting thought. $4100/hr would solve a lot of problems around here. " Baby, ahhh I just got this idea" :-)
March 12th, 2008 at 03:27 am
Pray for whom? A trusted public servant? He is a criminal , disgrace and should wind up as an inmate eventually if we are lucky.
March 12th, 2008 at 03:28 am
*high five*
March 12th, 2008 at 03:30 am
the worst kind of perosn ....hiding behind his office to commit crime...i bet Customer#8 is Bill Clinton
March 12th, 2008 at 03:34 am
i wonder wat she splits with her employer....60/40?
March 12th, 2008 at 03:34 am
In my home city Fankfurt (Germany) you would have to pay for her approx. € 200 ($ 300) p.h. If you would visit her in a brothel you would have to pay approx. € 50 ($ 70). But the difference is that prostitution is allowed in the most European countries.
It's not okay to fight against prostitution but to visit whores.
And I learn that an US Governor earns to much money......!
March 12th, 2008 at 03:35 am
Your right.. he was trusted above and beyond and let us all down. That's not a little thing. It is a major corruption that causes us all to question the intregrity and stability of the entire structure. He needs to go to jail for a long time.
March 12th, 2008 at 03:35 am
Who cares who or what Men in office do in their private lives. While I won't vote for her, but if Hillary became President I wouldn't care who she screwed. Let the man live his life!.............Hillary has a penis.
March 12th, 2008 at 03:39 am
I would place him in Arizona State Prison with the sex offenders if it were up to me. 30 yrs min.
March 12th, 2008 at 03:40 am
I had the new Hillary Meal at Kentucky Fried Chicken;;the Hillary meal has two small breats and two large thighs and cost way to much
March 12th, 2008 at 03:40 am
He was stupid enough to get caught. Shame on him.
March 12th, 2008 at 03:43 am
Hawgbass, I have had that Hillary meal but I really like the Angelina Jolie meal. :-)
March 12th, 2008 at 03:43 am
you lied to me.....i tough you love me for real
March 12th, 2008 at 03:44 am
he is not stupid ...big brother caught him..anti terrorist , homeland security and the whole wire tapping thing NSA....thats creepy
March 12th, 2008 at 03:44 am
I'm sitting here throwing Dollar bills at the screen while I beat off to her. Guess what I get when I'm done. I get my wife back , my money back ,and know one still doesn't know. I think I made it to about 15 bucks. So, No! she's not worth $4300.00
March 12th, 2008 at 03:44 am
Have you tried it? It's pretty amazing and the extra crispy is just the greatest.
March 12th, 2008 at 03:46 am
I would wipe my face clean and ask Angelina if she needed a place to sit...
March 12th, 2008 at 03:47 am
For $4100, she better let me go skin to skin!
March 12th, 2008 at 03:48 am
So $15 buck is about it. Ok, well that is it for the value of her services. I agree.
March 12th, 2008 at 03:50 am
What kind of skin are we talking about? :-)
March 12th, 2008 at 03:52 am
Hawgbass, good idea with Angelina. Nicely done.
March 12th, 2008 at 03:53 am
The only way that chick is worth $4,100 is if I could stick my balls in too..
March 12th, 2008 at 03:53 am
Funny actually, we have several politicians involved in fruad, they write policies that send our troops to war, send out own people to their deaths. People losing homes, and jobs being farmed out to foriegn countries, we will let them stay in office, but this guy, Spitzer is involved in hired orgasms, yeah get rid of him, he is involved with orgasms, and fantasies, in the words of George Carlin "selling is legal, fucking is legal, why isn't selling fucking legal?" And to those people in shock over a public servant who was hiding a secret life, this is your WAKE UP CALL! I guess spitzer should have gone looking for a willing intern.
March 12th, 2008 at 03:55 am
I'd beat the brakes off that girl.... But she'd be paying me $4,100 son.
March 12th, 2008 at 03:56 am
Damn, how about a transmission overhaul?? hmm? Maybe she could replace all the front end components on your vehicle, and then dish out the most amazing blow job all greased up. What a gal! :-)
March 12th, 2008 at 03:57 am
Well, for that kind of dough, she's no KELLY ASHTON or SONYA KRAUS.
Let's just say that.
I'd much rather have a tall leggy lady walk over my naked fat old body than this little shrimp shickza. Any day. Especially for 4 grand. Ask Charlie Sheen how Ashton was when he used Heidi Fleiss .
March 12th, 2008 at 04:00 am
your also paying 4thousand because she probably gets tested for std's regularly so you know she's pretty safe. that's usually standard for girls with high-end escort services. he didn't do a damn thing wrong exept get caught. prostitution should be legalized.
March 12th, 2008 at 04:01 am
She is super hot
March 12th, 2008 at 04:02 am
Nell, I just wish we could clean out these scumbag politicians! They have to hold themselves above and beyond in their personal interigty, but they don't. Every once in a while a good guy perculates up to the top but not very often. Sometimes I am so discouraged.
March 12th, 2008 at 04:03 am
Nell shut the fuck up, you progressive bastard. People are losing their homes because people put their name on the mortgage, people are losing their jobs because they were foolish enough to think their skill-less job couldn't be outsourced, soldiers are in Iraq because they volunteered knowing they could be sent off anytime to enforce policy and not make. I think my run-on sentence was longer than yours, but forutunatly you are used to others being longer than you. And if you're a woman, then why do you have a dick?
March 12th, 2008 at 04:06 am
Hey dawgs. We are all just ANIMALS on this planet. That's it. You boil away the HUMAN politeness, good clothing and professionalism and all you're left with is another form of ANIMAL BEING.
Nobody is GOD. But we should make a new MOVIE out of this.
Right next to SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION
From Sony Entertainment INC. "Spitzer's Whore." Starring TOM HANKS as Elliot Spitzer and Ashley Judd as KRISTEN. Ha ha ha ha ha !!!!
March 12th, 2008 at 04:07 am
Quite frankly looking at how hot she is and knowing how ugly he is, she should have asked for more...
March 12th, 2008 at 04:09 am
I'd hit it, a lot. Wouldn't pay 4100 dollars, but I would hit it.
March 12th, 2008 at 04:15 am
yea this shit is definately creepy...I wouldn't pay a dime for her, i mean, who would want to pay to get siphilus, aids, and goneria all at the same time? Not me. What I love most about this guy is how he tried to sound all "high and mighty" if you will, and thought he was above all else and the "perfect person". But oh wait..what's that? ohh yea you kinda have a prostitute sleeping with u for 4.1k a hit. How moral. haha, fucking idiot....also him trying to raise the malpractice for doctors made me laugh a little as well. He should go see a doctor and get his brain checked because i have no idea what he was thinking when he decided to pay a whore 4.1k per hour. Clearly white trash, as well as a moron.
March 12th, 2008 at 04:17 am
wonder if she'd stick her 5" heel up my butt if i were to beg her as my mistress and bend over naked in front of her as she crosses her lovely legs. i'd love her to do that with some peep-toed strap on shiny black pump stilettos.
MY PRAYER TO KRISTEN
"Oh lovely DIVINE Mistress! PUH LEEZE Humiliate me !!
Step on me!
Make me your foot stool !
Oh Goddess, i'm HONORED to be the carpet under your feet !
Walketh upon me and put little crescent moon shaped welts in my worthless slave flesh with thine heavenly heels, oh DIVA GODDESS ! I beseech thee to take thine lovely high heels and lance them betwix mine thighs with the force of 1,000 Jasons and their respective Juggernauts. For, i am your willing and unworthy WOG !"
-Amen.
March 12th, 2008 at 04:22 am
Just another spoiled jewish american princess from Nassau County, nice fun bags though, if i could have a mitzvah with her i would, but i wouldnt spend that much.
March 12th, 2008 at 04:22 am
I wonder if this woman is reading this.
If so; HEY BITCH !! How about a BLOW JOB ?
A case of beer ?
March 12th, 2008 at 04:24 am
She is not worth $4100.
Take your $4100 and find a nice girl and DATE her.
If married, do something nice for your wife with the $4100.
March 12th, 2008 at 04:25 am
# Mike Says:
March 12th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Additionally, Spitzer was a complete idiot to shit can himself like that. I can just imagine how many more of these idiot’s are in charge of things in this country. He should be hanged.
HERE HERE !! This is what I once said about GEORGE W BUSH and DICK CHENEY TOO. FUCK 'EM ALL. They're all COCKSUCKERS !!
It's a Cocksucker's World !
March 12th, 2008 at 04:25 am
She's just trying to make some money so she can support her crack addition. i support you all the way girl; wish i could whore myself out for 4100$$ an hour then do some hard rails.... Your living the american dream sweetheart
March 12th, 2008 at 04:29 am
She's hot, but not $4k hot. Her boobs cost more than that. Id still hit it, but I dont pay!
March 12th, 2008 at 04:32 am
Go up !!
March 12th, 2008 at 04:32 am
GROW UP !!
March 12th, 2008 at 04:39 am
you're gay if you don't hit it. I would hit it.
March 12th, 2008 at 04:41 am
How much would Spitzer have to pay you to have sex with him?
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