Creepy Or Sexy? Eliot Spitzer's Whore

March 11th, 2008 | 11:26 pm

This, my friends, is "Kristen," a.k.a the alleged call girl New York Governor Eliot Spitzer allegedly paid $4,100 dollars to bang for one hour. Now, I look at this picture and think, "Would I pay $4,100 dollars to bang this woman for an hour?" No, because I'd last anywhere from 5-10 minutes, meaning I'd be paying $4,100 dollars to sit next to her in dead silence for 50-55 minutes, every once in a while attempting to stop the awkwardness by saying stuff like, "So, do you watch Lost? No? It's pretty good."

That doesn't mean she's not sexy. But men pay to have sex with her, which is sort of creepy. I saw Indecent Proposal, I know how this shit goes down. But either way, it's not up to me, my friends, its up to you. So I ask you, in the midst of this scandal, the most important question: Is Spitzer's whore creepy....or sexy?

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419 Responses to "Creepy Or Sexy? Eliot Spitzer's Whore"

  1. Says:

    What I dont get is that his wife was pretty hott for an older chick

  2. Ali Nas Says:

    hehe.. i get her for free... i dont fucking pay a cent for a girl.. i only pay for condoms, thats it..

  3. Jon T. Says:

    hot enough, but not worth $4300. For that much there better be sparks and confetti shooting out of her pu**y. Even then after the 15 munites of sex she would be fixing my car or doing some home repair work. DAMN!!! way too much for a piece of A55.

  4. Says:

    this guy was a multi millionaire just so all you guys know, so he could afford an expensive hooker, but for the record they guys a fag with no game so he has to pay for sex, fucking queer

  5. Says:

    I'd hit that slut

  6. Red cock hair Says:

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  7. Says:

    how can u be so sure thats her?

  8. Damn. Says:

    Because she is next to me right now, and after swallowing she told me it is her. plus the New York Times reported it. She says the governor licked her pussy and the pussy licked back. Now, that is definitely worth 4.1k

  9. CaptainMarc Says:

    shes average ............but i think she has a penis look closly

  10. Joey Says:

    She's a worthless waste of space.

  11. Mike Says:

    Ok I'm hiring Findler. Your right. They are all a bunch of wealth scumbag cocksuckers. None of them will ever even remotely feel it if the economy goes to hell. Not like us.

  12. coochmaster Says:

    prostitution should be legal, why should the government be able to tell people what they can or can not do with their pussies.

  13. Mike Says:

    Instead of pumping 12 billion a month into Iraq, why the fuck aren't they putting that cash back into our own infrastructure? You could buy a lot of subways, public transit and solar arrays for that amount. Anyway, oh yeah we were taking about lousy political leaders and pussy.

  14. Slingshot Says:

    The young lady is doing quite well for herself at $4.1k. In Warsaw Poland, you can get someone that makes her look like Rosanne Barr for less than 100USD ( http://www.odloty.pl ). Pretty sure you can get airfare and a room for less than $4k too. Does take more than an afternoon though.

  15. Mike Says:

    You're right everyone should govern their own pussies. I agree with that. I rule my penis and it doesn't rule me. :-) Spitzer didn't see it that way however.

  16. Dude Says:

    His wife is actually not too bad. I'd hit that.

  17. Mike Says:

    Hmmm ... So in Warsaw would Rosanne be considered a "babe"? If so I guess a $100.00 would be pretty resonable. :-)

  18. Mike Says:

    Ok Ok Ok .. We know we would hit it but the debate here is, is it worth $4100.00 a shot? I say no way. You can buy a lot of great toys for that and take care of business in other ways. Not quite as good but after your done you still have a 4 wheeler in the garage. :-)

  19. Mike Says:

    I could buy 2 Jeep winches with change left over for 10 minutes with her. I'll pass on her company. :-)

  20. captain Says:

    Trust me this guy wasn't paying for sex. He was paying for th freaky stuff involving fecal matter and glass tables

  21. Mike Says:

    I've heard about that... wierd. :-) Since she is pretty cute do you think she takes enormous dumps or just little rabbit craps like I think all cute chicks do? :-)

  22. Squirrel Says:

    Ok, first- It wasn't $4100 for an hour. He sent the agency $4300, $1700 for the hour and the rest for "future services". Second - Spitzer is a fucking tool because he was caught in the wire tap saying he did not want to use a condom. C'mon what kind of fucking idiot are you when you don't use a condom with a paid sex servant? Next, his reported income on his 2006 tax return was $1.9 Million. So yes, $4100 is chump change to him. I bet he did fall in love with this girl, because he did use her services at least 8 times previous. AND the time he was caught was the night before valentines Day. What a romantic!

    Question, why is it illegal to sell what is perfect free to give away? It should be legal, BUT there is no way I would ever pay for pussy! Too many good looking girls out there willing to do it for "free" (or maybe just a few drinks).

    Finally this guy has 3 teenage daughters. nice example ou're setting for them you fucking moron! I bet they're proud of you.

  23. Mike Says:

    Squirrel, Nicely stated. I don't think prostitution should be illegal at all. Prosecuting it is a complete waste of public resources. It should be closely monitored for disease control however. That is a hazzard.
    At 1.9 million/yr your right as well, that was chump change to him. He disgraced himself, his family and let us all down with his stupidty and I feel no sorrow for him. I hope he goes to jail for a long time.

  24. latino Says:

    - She is not 4100 dollar never ever, he should go to las vegas, what hapen in vegas ............................stay in vegas.
    -get better for you money

  25. bob Says:

    for that money she better not be a"spitzer"... she better be a swallower

  26. Commando Says:

    I'd take her deep! But not 4k deep.... unless I was rich and powerful or something, you know? Maybe if I was someone like a Governor or "Booger" from Revenge of the Nerds, so ya, I would definately pay for sex.

  27. Joey Pidal Says:

    Hello! Kristen. Your rate $4,100.00 per hour is cheap. I'm tired with my evil bitch wife.

  28. Andy Says:

    I bang hookers. Part of the joy is that they keep their mouths shut. And they normally aren't $4,100. They are like $300-$350. Would I pay $400 for that chick? Maybe.

  29. Mike Says:

    $450 max. Not a penny more.

  30. Jeweff Says:

    I wouldn't want to use a condom either. Thats like filtering Cristal before you drink it!

  31. supersupercongo Says:

    he got ripped off

  32. Stovetop Says:

    SHE DISGUSTS ME. Yes, I would nail her, but I would be VERY disappointed with myself afterwards. But I sure as hell wouldn't be telling the nation in front of my wife that I did it. I'd be blaming Jerry Springer or someone dumb enough to write a check for it.

  33. PDC Says:

    Skinny stank, definitely NOT worth $4,100 but I'd make her earn it: anal sex while washing my dishes, head while I'm watching TV, sucking the bunions off my feet, cleaning the kitty litter while wet with oil AND wipe my ass for me too.

  34. Cinton says Says:

    worth every penny! look at those melons. make you beg for more butter cookies and milk, doesn't it. Take her over Monica any time.

  35. client # 8 Says:

    I had her before Spitzer and definitely worth the money. love the curves and natural tits. definitely not creepy.

  36. Bugsy Says:

    Didn't the transcripts indicate that Client#9 might ask for something that might seem unsafe? Perhaps she's one of those kind of gals that gets slapped around or choked for money?

  37. Jim Says:

    I really doubt it's true. 4100$ is WAY too much for an escort, even if she is ridiculously hot.
    Audrey Bitoni, a pretty well-known porn star, is charging 1800$/hour.

  38. vena Says:

    personally i think that paying for pussy is pretty sad because a good piece of pussy is not that hard to get.. but i guess he is paying her to keep her mouth shut about it which is not that easy cos grls love to talk about who they fucked and how hard they got slammed.. anyways i think that if he didn't get caught it would have been worth it because for him I'm sure $4100 is not that much.. but shit happens and now his dick is on the frying pan.

  39. sooner Says:

    she is very beautiful and sexy! I heard that she is in an interracial dating at interracialresources.com. She is dating with a black guy now

  40. fr0st Says:

    sucks to be him...pays 4k so that everything can be kept secret, and it still ends up on the front page...good thing he's got the money to tell everyone to piss off

    and no...shes is not worth 4k....go to any non-private school and there will be someone hotter....go to thailand and get better for like $5...gotta love that exchange rate :)

  41. MINKEY Says:

    HI Y'ALL I'M A YOUNG CUTE WOMAN AND I'D USE EVERY MIN OF THAT HOUR PLEASING HER,SHES A REAL PRETTY BABY. BUT THE GOV IS FUGLEY.NO MONEY COULD GET ME ON THAT. BYE

  42. Peppy Says:

    If she had a flat head (to sit your beer on), bigger ears (to grab and pull her head down), and turned into a roast beef sandwich after midnight, SHE'D BE THE PERFECT WOMAN !!!!

  43. 8" plus Says:

    I think she was using the money to save up for a nose job.

  44. trav Says:

    ... that photograph could have been taken from anywhere.... to ask a question like that if fucking retarded, take your hands of your dicks and mice and go out.... hit the fucking town you guys are better than this shit spam my myspace if you wanna "travisty###" < the last three digits are easy, your riddle " three in the same for the world to change" ; i would gladly talk to you; flame there if thats your style "first" it if you must just quit being fuckin douches... if your married you know what i mean... if your a young man then think for a second what your talking about... Jergins and your hand have nothing to do with that pic.... so get a friend or girlfriend for that matter..... the more you tie yourself to your keyboard the more you remain a virgin lol.. i d have to side with mr T on the i pity the fool scheme cuz seriously im only taking the time out for this because this is the first time ive followed through with a post like this... and all i have to say is wow most of you guys need to get laid and stop looking at pics like that.. i havent been with a girl that is that good lookin but at the same time does that shit really matter? I like red heads and brunettes, light skinned black women, tall hispanic girls, japanese, korean, who cares its not what i like but what you like right .... so ask yourself what was the point in you reading all of this.... to set your own mind because the internet cant set it for you...... or do you really base your life on the net like the ignorant population???? eat a dick or move on fuck tard

    thank you have a fucking beautiful day fuckholes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. mjay Says:

    yo dat bitches tittys is all out

  46. fastgunna Says:

    yo dat bitches tittys is all out

  47. willie Says:

    Ai in Africa it's so easy to fuck dem college gals.sincere she is not worth that.

  48. willie Says:

    Ohh shit!!, in Africa it's so easy to fuck dem college gals.sincere she is not worth that.

  49. John Says:

    She's Sexy... Sleezy but sexy. For a G an hour, damn...

    www.bannedinhollywood.com

  50. Tom Says:

    I might give her twenty dollars-at most

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