Creepy Or Sexy? Eliot Spitzer's Whore

March 11th, 2008 | 11:26 pm

This, my friends, is "Kristen," a.k.a the alleged call girl New York Governor Eliot Spitzer allegedly paid $4,100 dollars to bang for one hour. Now, I look at this picture and think, "Would I pay $4,100 dollars to bang this woman for an hour?" No, because I'd last anywhere from 5-10 minutes, meaning I'd be paying $4,100 dollars to sit next to her in dead silence for 50-55 minutes, every once in a while attempting to stop the awkwardness by saying stuff like, "So, do you watch Lost? No? It's pretty good."

That doesn't mean she's not sexy. But men pay to have sex with her, which is sort of creepy. I saw Indecent Proposal, I know how this shit goes down. But either way, it's not up to me, my friends, its up to you. So I ask you, in the midst of this scandal, the most important question: Is Spitzer's whore creepy....or sexy?

Comments

419 Responses to "Creepy Or Sexy? Eliot Spitzer's Whore"

  1. McDemocrap Says:

    1st, the governor of New Jersey was bangin' manholes (which is not as embarrassing as being from New Jersey) but now the NY gov. is bangin' high priced sushi?

    Did they learn nothing from Bill Clinton? The cover-ups don't work, the denials, then.....finally, the humiliation.

  2. mrbluecow Says:

    Hell no! for $90 an hour in Panama, you get a lay or $40 for the night in Cuba. Even in the USA you can get $350 escorts.

    Go to a Asian massage and get body shampoo and lay for $200

  3. bugggg Says:

    what's the big deal, nobody is perfect

  4. bugggg Says:

    maybe ALL the politicians should resign

  5. HotCarlJr. Says:

    Yeah, I probably wouldn't say no. But, $4100 an hour is a bit much. For that kind of money, she had better fuck like Helen of Troy with her ass on fire.

  6. john o boy Says:

    id stick her eyelids together..... who wouldnt...?

  7. cora Says:

    WOW....so sexy girl,does she still play on tall dating site~~~~~~~Tallmingle.com ?I heard this many times from my friends playing on that site.

  8. terry Says:

    I was surprised. When I heard he was a Democrate I thought for sure he was nailing a little boy!

  9. jay Says:

    thats so ridiculous. all he had to do was go to thailand and get a girl like that for like 5 bucks, and pay another 5 bucks to have her tested first. freaking expensive american whores. thats why we pay foreigners to do the easy/dirty work, cause americans demand too much money for the easier of tasks, which totally doesnt make sense.

    bottom line: i would definitely hit it, but not for a ridiculous prices like that. that cost is more than flying to thailand for a freaken week and buy a chick to live with you and have sex with you all the time.

    and prostitution = illegal, cause its paid by cash, and cant be taxed. boooo

    -jay, the guy who isnt "above" paying for the services of others, "to each his own"

  10. King Says:

    We act suprised like a bunch of idiots. Every person you come in contact with is lying right to your face. Trashman or politician, whats the difference: $4100 of my money.

  11. jimsjims Says:

    you'd have to be gay not to hit that ass...( but not for 4100 an hour, a whole night maybe)

  12. rascalallywabit Says:

    I would lick and dick her

  13. Bomozy Says:

    All Whores Are Creepy!

  14. Client #10 Says:

    "Selling's legal, fucking's legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?"

    George Carlin

  15. stamperguy Says:

    turn her upside down and its all the same-how tight can it be with all the action she has been getting

  16. zak Says:

    you guys are crazy. I would touch her with my penis in a heart beat. this chick is dope. not fake boobs and coconut body spray dope,but the girl you wanted to bang in highschool dope, but you didn't have a trust fund or a car that wasn't your dads old stationwagon. Plus, I saw his wife. she isn't to bad, but I have a hard time thinking she is willing to let him do the stuff this dame was willing to do. awesome stuff. butt stuff. All I know is I never had a reason to open a savings account before now.

  17. archer Says:

    I grew up 2 towns north of her in NJ..Trust me she is not even the cream of the crop in belmar. The Jersey SHore is full of self hating whores like her that don't charge 4300 a nite they do it for free (or couple of shots and beers). I know this because self hating whores are rite in my wheel house.

  18. jon Says:

    Eliot Spitzer is a lot richer than your average dude earning 180K a year. At least from what I read in Jim Cramer's autobiography Eliot Spitzer and him knew each other from Harvard and Spitzer was a major investor in Cramer's rediculously successful former hedge fund. you can take off two zeros on everything for this guy. 4 grand is like 40 bucks to him, if that

  19. nate Says:

    she likes big watches

  20. Ed Says:

    She's got a Paris Hilton'esque quality to her. So yea....creepy.

  21. paul Says:

    if it was his money he wouldn't be banging that for $4100

  22. paul Says:

    i could use my right hand and get the same results and have $4100 to boot

  23. Gimy Says:

    is it creepy?? what kinda stupid 2ss question is that, she's ridiculously hot. newsflash, guys pay for sex everyday. its called dinner and a movie...and drinks. wha, that doesn't count because thats what society says? bs. if i had the money(i couldn't even pay her half)...i'd do it. why not, she leaves in an hour and you don't have to worry about her nagging the rest of the night to cuddle...or talk...

  24. datagraham Says:

    I mean i wouldn't throw her outta bed...

  25. Jay Man33 Says:

    Is this the sign up list to tap that?

    Wow...HOTTTT!!!

  26. Hawk Says:

    The problem with this sort of crap...only folks with a ax to grind or showing out for some one responds. The truth is, he paid for it because he had the money. Any honest man with his private parts intact would at least be tempted. All the comments about creepy are BS.

  27. KOZMO99 Says:

    SHE'S FUCKING HOTTT!!! I WOULD GARGLE HER DIARRHEA FOR SURE!!

  28. charlie Says:

    SHE GOT A JOB !!! a blow job a hand job a rim job a snow job and the bitch is livin LARGE

  29. Penny Says:

    Come on people...why are we trashing her? She's just doing her job, one of the oldest professions! He just happened to hook up with her. Now lets talk some real trash. THIS GUY IS SO TOTALLY DISGUSTING & DOSEN'T LIKE CONDOMS? MAN WHAT PLANET IS HE FROM? HE HAS BROUGHT DOWN HIS DAUGHTERS FOR LIFE. HE IS SELFISH, A CROOK AND A LIAR. AND TO BOOT SO DAMMED STUPID & INSECURE TO PAY THAT RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY. BUT YOU CAN BET THERE ARE OTHERS OUT THERE LURKING AROUND, THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HIM AND THE NEXT GUY IS THAT HE GOT CAUGHT. AS FOR HIS WIFE, SHE IS PATHETIC STANDING UP FOR HER MAN FOR WHATEVER REASON. THEY DESERVE EACH OTHER.

  30. Bring It Says:

    I am Sorry but chick looks like she is packing heat in that bikini... Drop those only to reveal a 4 inch man sausage that god forgot to leave out when this chick was born... so NAH i wouldnt hit this knowing HIS creepy ass bang her from behind without the common cuurt to give her/him a reach around... LOL you people make me sick you would hit anything with a pulse if friends were not watching

  31. poo poo Says:

    man i wish i could find a woman who would pay me 4500 dollars for servicing her for only one hour.......my wife lets me have the remote after i'm thru with her in 5 minutes..........

  32. Bring It Says:

    oh ya and i am a guy with a little class

  33. jen Says:

    Wait, is he not the whore? And she is just a business woman.

  34. Emerson Says:

    Well, I would definately hit that coochie.. original Jamaican style... but me nuh so sure me woulda pay $4k to hit that... but then again, he's the governor, and that coulda just been a "forget me" money... By the way, did you see the wife? No way I could hit her, there's no comparison... I don't blame the guy, gotta get some coochie with a wife like that.. A guy needs his escape.. His wife is probably a prude and doesn't give it up often.. Guy should have his pussy.. yu see me!

    Blessings...

  35. amitparmar Says:

    i lioke boobs or pucy

  36. Crimefighter Says:

    He is a victim! Wife would not put out any man has urges so he went for some help and found someone. So 2 broads screwed this this guy and he is taking the heat...This country is doomed..

  37. TIM Says:

    I think she is hot. But he paid for her to leave afterward and keep her mouth shut.

  38. warren Says:

    for $4100 i better be able to cut her head off and keep it when i'm done with her.

  39. warren Says:

    all seriousness aside, she's hot....not 4,100 hot.

    she's above average looking.
    that's it.

  40. hunter Says:

    I'd hit it with a crowbar!

  41. JMM Says:

    I'd pay her 4100$ for like some kind of 1 once a month for 1 year type contract, but other than that, 4100$ can go a friggin long way.

  42. BigD Says:

    Great Rack.......but her face is not "$4100" hot. Looks like she did 100m dash in a 90m gym!

  43. loukdood Says:

    Do u think that u guys are so clean. U guys never had a slut

  44. LostinSLC Says:

    If I had $500million like Spitzer I would buy this woman

  45. Artsygal Says:

    $4110 ok, with that money you can buy 2 pairs of chanel shoes lol..

  46. Jersey Mike Says:

    I'd stab it like a rusty screwdriver.

  47. Buddy Ice Says:

    She's hot to trot. I'd like to kiss her bellybutton ... from the inside.

  48. Says:

    ITS NOT A WOMAN IN THE WORLD WORTH 4000 A POP. WHEN THE WOMEN ARE GOING TO PAY THE MAN THEY CANNOT DO IT WITHOUT US.

  49. B-More Mike Says:

    So the movie "Pretty Women" WAS based on a true story. Hmmm...shocking...
    Who would you do Julia Roberts or this hottie Kristen?

  50. jo Says:

    i like turtles

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