Creepy Or Sexy? Eliot Spitzer's Whore

March 11th, 2008 | 11:26 pm

This, my friends, is "Kristen," a.k.a the alleged call girl New York Governor Eliot Spitzer allegedly paid $4,100 dollars to bang for one hour. Now, I look at this picture and think, "Would I pay $4,100 dollars to bang this woman for an hour?" No, because I'd last anywhere from 5-10 minutes, meaning I'd be paying $4,100 dollars to sit next to her in dead silence for 50-55 minutes, every once in a while attempting to stop the awkwardness by saying stuff like, "So, do you watch Lost? No? It's pretty good."

That doesn't mean she's not sexy. But men pay to have sex with her, which is sort of creepy. I saw Indecent Proposal, I know how this shit goes down. But either way, it's not up to me, my friends, its up to you. So I ask you, in the midst of this scandal, the most important question: Is Spitzer's whore creepy....or sexy?

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419 Responses to "Creepy Or Sexy? Eliot Spitzer's Whore"

  1. xShowdaddy Says:

    All I want to know is Does she Spitz er Swallows??

  2. WunderLand Says:

    Creepy..and sad, simpley for the fact that a 23 year old chooses to sell her self to the highest bidder just to live a certin kind of lifestyle,self esteem must be way low and not a good relationship with mum or daddy, shes very lonely inside quite possibly even suicidal at times, the hooking is like a drug to her..a high, an escape from a shattered past, no 23 year old with a fine education,from a loving family lays down professionaly for money, this young lady comes from a history of bad situations which began in a dysfunctional household,possibly after a divorce or abandonment by one or both of the folks,she was attractive enough to land a job with the emperors club, a high class whore bin, but inside she fels like a street walker who gets to stay in nice hotels, and let rich old men face-f__k her while she lays on the bed and is forced to smell a pair of 71 year old testicles (eeewww) now tell me fellas...do ya really wanna tounge kiss this woman?

  3. Mr Dog Says:

    She likes it doggy style. I have done it with her and she swallows. Made my day.

  4. poop head Says:

    I'd slap her in the face with my hog

  5. billy Says:

    I have seen tighter knot holers

  6. Says:

    assfuck her, skullfuck her, tittyfuck her but wouldnt pay jack to do it

  7. old40ty Says:

    for that price i would tag it every way i could and she better swallow

  8. Dave Says:

    Don't bust her chops. He is the pig. A huge hypocrite seeing as he made his name for himself busting prostitution rings and bring other criminals to justice. And here he is cleaning dirty money and renting hookers. He is a freaky ass DOG and he should freaking burn. He will get his butt
    turned out in prison by all of those he brought to justice. He has it all coming to him, freaking hypocrite. What I don't get is his wife is no dog. She is a nice looking gal. She is also very smart. What is with that?

  9. YEa Says:

    I would eat her A-hole

  10. Another Bloke Says:

    No. Paying a woman $4100 for an hour that's nowhere near as hot as Jessica Biels or Jessica Alba or Jessica Rabbit is epic stupidity. My wife is hotter than her and I don't pay except the mortgage and bills. She pays for everything else. She also brings her girlfriend twice a week for me. The only downside to this thing...nothing.

  11. nino626 Says:

    all you guys are liers.....remember before we are anything we are men i would bang the shit out of her married or not...i could only afford to give up $ 75.00 at the most...lol

  12. Fuzion Says:

    She is one sexy ass creature, but not sexy enough for that amount of money. For that price that bitch better be gold or platinum. The only reason why she costs so much is mainly for privacy since a lot of these public officials don't want their name being out int he open. I am sure if the price were to cost 100 bucks I am sure she would have went or someone would have went to the newspapers earlier. He was an idiot.

  13. sam palmisano Says:

    she better swallows for 4100 bucks

  14. john Says:

    I'd make her feel so good she'd give me my money back,and I'd eat every thing but her shoes,maybe I'd eat them too

  15. TB3584 Says:

    More photos of her at the smoking gun...they even dug up the high school photos.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0312084kristen1.html

  16. Overpriced! Says:

    Is she a flat rate, or is it based on minutes or seconds like a taxicab? Is there some kind of stopwatch that starts, and does she round up to the next 15 minutes if you go over your hour? If that were the case, spank yourself and that last moment, take the dirty dive. You might be able to finish in 10 seconds for $11.40. Now that's good money sense! (She's $4100 an hour, or $68.83 per minute, or $1.14 per second). I'm all about getting the most for my hard earned money. And yeah, I'm a nerd. :)

    Maybe the brits would have a better time because the exchange rate is on their side?

  17. trix Says:

    i would tap that ass with my dong

  18. Hmmmm Says:

    If she were a Chinese Dish, I'd have the poopoo platter. Hold the hot sauce!!!

  19. trix Says:

    Hell i would hit his wife, she looks pretty good to me.

  20. trix Says:

    i would jizz in her face for 50 bucks

  21. brian Says:

    you pay so you can be as dirty as you want.. and she figures, i like anal, and other things, why not get paid for it, HENCE SHE IS A HO HO HO
    Id never touch a fing HO, dirty skank

  22. Lucky55 Says:

    She's hot looking but 4,100 no way. After all those guys I bet her pussy looks like a train wreck.

  23. trix Says:

    i would slap her ass until it turned red for 25 bucks

  24. Fishy Joe Says:

    It's freakin' fascinating how many illitarate we have...the question is simply answered by "creepy" or "sexy". Of course you can leave your sick little cheeky phantasies of how much you fuck the shit out of her...asking yourselfes if she's worth the dough is a mental deficiency. The market sais...supply and demand...

    what ever...she's sexy...

  25. ChokeOut Says:

    Choke on the RODDDDDDD

  26. JOHN Says:

    I wouldnt pay a dime for her I saw more pictures of her shes maybe worth a draft beer .shit here in Huntington Beach ,CA the ugly ones are better than her and free !!!

  27. Brian Says:

    just wait until she is "nailed" by the IRS. In his defense, did you look at his wife? She probably didn't put out so he found other means. I do recall another politician tappin another woman abouth 8 - 9 years ago. Back to the girl. who set that price? she'd have to pay me for the night i'd give her.

  28. JOHN Says:

    You can tell from Jen's message she's a whore too.

  29. DAlderman Says:

    I hope she swallows

  30. Machew Says:

    $20.00 for some half and half!

  31. millertime2 Says:

    It's not how much you would pay to do her. It's how much would you need to be paid to do it with Spitzer! Why else would she be messing with men twice her age.

  32. G Says:

    Look he has a shit load of money.
    So look at it this was 4 k from him is like = to say 600 $ to us. us = normal guy or girl. So for 600 buck would u bang her. YES YOU would and I

  33. cali-kid Says:

    If you saw indecent proposal, then you don't know how it goes down. 4100 was probably for a weekend or overnight date. But that is still wayyyyy to expensive, I mean come on, go to craigslist, you can get laid for like 200 bucks. Makes you wonder how well this guy manages the State's finances.

  34. Pete Says:

    She is a beautiful business woman. We are selling something everyday to get the pay. Talents, skills, etc. Buyer beware and buyer be aware. Spitzer has an attractive wife. Glad the Patriot Act bit his ass. A warning to us all !!
    Wake up Amerika ! On another note: Google: Lindsey Williams - Energy Non Crisis
    and listen to the first 5 minutes at least. We have more oil in Alaska for 200 years with US economy growth rates calculated. They capped them and it is a National Security issue ??? Its the Spitzer news that distracts everyone while we are all getting the shaft. Pay attention to the real issues in alternative truthful internet press and stop eating the shit the Main Media feeds you. A freedom loving American, Pete

  35. Alben Sibley Says:

    she doesn't worth a thousand dollars in one nite - i really think Spiter should do us the favor of explaining wat she did in 1hr to deserve this much. u can spend a lot less on a japanese island for a week with beta offers behind the cameras. she not hot enough man.....

  36. torcher001 Says:

    Poor mr spitter(spitzer)he got busted!do you know how many of those people do
    that and dont get busted?hummmm?you know the ones that are above the law

  37. aaron w. Says:

    creepy whore or not id have to explain to my wife first on why i hit it then she understand, just say ,"you know honey before marriage you were somewhat like her , just didnt get payed for it.." hahahahahahaha

  38. Shovelhead Says:

    Good for her is all I got to say.
    I wouldnt pay any woman for sex but like its been said here I would pay them to leave.

    Cum catcher thats all she is.

  39. KingKong Says:

    I do not belive that the woman on the picture actually is the hooker.

    Id still hit this one tho, but not for $4100 unless you get her for a month..

  40. aaron w. Says:

    she better know how to cook also , if not she wont last a month

  41. waiz Says:

    definatley not worth 4100 but shes hot for sure, dont really know why prostitution is illegal..considering germany has it and theyre doing fine. i guess the govt thinks we americans wouldnt no how to react if something like that happened...and from the looks of it i think their right...4100?? lol...retard

  42. Overtaxed Says:

    You now see why taxes are so high. He should have gotten at least 2 others for a competitive price.

  43. yeah Says:

    yeah ide like to bang her again

  44. Charles Johnson Says:

    I'd hit it i think i know where she lives....... haha in the city duh

  45. Chris Says:

    $4000 is lunch money for Spitzer who is a billionaire. One thing for sure though. His wife must be awful in bed.

  46. John A. Says:

    What are you talking about $4,100???

    I just did her for FREE!!!LMFAO...

  47. blt Says:

    hometown hero from wall,nj

  48. sense Says:

    this mother fucker needs to start jackin off b4 he starts layin down prices, $4100! i bet if he went in the bathroom real quick and shot of a few grenades he'd come out of there sayin "bitch you crazy as hell, i'd rather fuck my wife and then listen to her nag than pay you that much!" get the fuck out my face and you owe me money from those drinks i just bought you! crazy ass hooker!

  49. Chris Says:

    I hit it twice for that kind of money, I just don't know what I'd do with the 58 minutes I'd have left...

    I think shes kinda sexy in a creepy way

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