Creepy Or Sexy? Eliot Spitzer's Whore

March 11th, 2008 | 11:26 pm

This, my friends, is "Kristen," a.k.a the alleged call girl New York Governor Eliot Spitzer allegedly paid $4,100 dollars to bang for one hour. Now, I look at this picture and think, "Would I pay $4,100 dollars to bang this woman for an hour?" No, because I'd last anywhere from 5-10 minutes, meaning I'd be paying $4,100 dollars to sit next to her in dead silence for 50-55 minutes, every once in a while attempting to stop the awkwardness by saying stuff like, "So, do you watch Lost? No? It's pretty good."

That doesn't mean she's not sexy. But men pay to have sex with her, which is sort of creepy. I saw Indecent Proposal, I know how this shit goes down. But either way, it's not up to me, my friends, its up to you. So I ask you, in the midst of this scandal, the most important question: Is Spitzer's whore creepy....or sexy?

Comments

419 Responses to "Creepy Or Sexy? Eliot Spitzer's Whore"

  1. Give me the money instead Says:

    NO PERSON is worth 4100 bucks, even if you look like elephant man. Surely he could have used the money for a better purpose. He could have gotten a cheap 42nd Street whore for $20 to do the job, & probably got more than this overpriced hooker (who knows how many diseases she has, beauty is only skin deep especially since these guys are paying so much, will probably expect much more (i.e. raw dog) so whats the difference between her and a $20 whore? Save 4080 bucks & buy a flat screen TV with the difference to watch porno on.

  2. Steve Says:

    Seeing that I charge $4200 for a load of my goo she would owe me a $100 back plus cab fare. The question is not would I do her. The question is would I let her do me. That my good friends is the approach we men should take. Sure shes hot but would get more entertainment by rubbing one out myself and taking that $4100 to the casino.

  3. Brian sacramento ca Says:

    She is fine as hell....but not worth 4100.

  4. Eddy Says:

    Ammm. I think the price is right. But she is for the losers that cant get some good ass only ugly chicks and jerk off against there compiuters. So if you're an ugly loser with lots of cash I think thats the good bitch to fuck. But I think it should be only for one time cuz its only for your dreams to come true. I's like BOTAX. For a big price of money you can feel/look different/better then you really are. And some people have problems, so thats why these kind of expensive sluts are created.

  5. SDG Says:

    He paid $4100 for her to bang him....can't say she's completely worth it but atleast she has to work for it.

  6. Peter Goezinya Says:

    I'd certainly let her play with my balls for $4,100.

  7. aaron Says:

    any man who said he wouldnt fuck her , in my opinion youre fucking queers.. forget paying 4100 to him thats pocket change

  8. Doozle Says:

    Another member of the Donna Rice fan club. Still I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers!

  9. Rob Says:

    The sad part is, most women in her shoes just sleep with people for money or what ever other advantages they can get. In the words of Andre 3000, you'll have to visit a museum to see a Lady...

  10. Phil Lattio Says:

    I poo'd my pants today.

  11. MedicalMatt Says:

    I guess I got a steal when I paid those two girls $100 each to do the 2girls1cup movie

  12. Eliot Spizer's Says:

    Yes i did ! She give the best head !

  13. ed Says:

    she is Hot! I'd fuck her.

  14. Eliot Spizer Says:

    And i would do it agin !!!

  15. John Says:

    I would hit it and then piss on one of these.

  16. what Says:

    The guys' father was a MAJOR developer in NYC, so his family is crazy rich. 80k on hookers is nothing to how much he spends on blow....

  17. Kevin Willey Says:

    That is 69 bucks a minute, she should 69 him for 58 minutes and then let it blow!

  18. Kevin Willey Says:

    That is 69 bucks a minute, he should get his dick sucked hard for 58 of those minutes.

  19. laxburton123 Says:

    this chick went to my highschool...she graduated a couple of years ago but there was all news broadcasters outside today... rep wall nj baby

  20. Says:

    Bitch is smokin

  21. Mark Rosen (NY) Says:

    I did this chick two weeks ago after meeting her in a SoHo bar. Not too bad, but I didn't have to pay what the old guy did. I bought her three Limerock Mojitos and she rocked me for about 3 or so hours at her place in Flatiron

  22. chief slapaho Says:

    mark rosen......how many posts of people have you seen on here of people claiming to bang her. i dont believe u for one second. in my opinion, anybody who claims to or has stuck a dick in this girl is fucking gross. how u can be proud of having a whore in your bed is beyond me. beauty is skin deep, and it is quite obvious this girl is hideous as a human being. i say creepy

  23. FanOfKristen Says:

    Let's see, she's 22 or whatever, cute, female, has a pulse, yea, I'd crush it.

    But I wouldn't pay for it. At least not for myself. If I could bang my wife who was going down on her at the same time, then yea, it might be worth it once.

  24. chief slapaho Says:

    this girl isnt worth a bud light

  25. yo playa Says:

    I'd rather tap Silda...now's there's a piece of ass!

  26. Another Bloke Says:

    Think about it... did someone paid bigger greens to expose spitzer.

    Or she bribed spitzer and he refused so she went public.

    ???

  27. Bitch!!! Says:

    Hell yeh i would, this also happened in my town. I saw the channel 4 news trucks around my neighborhood then later watched the news and they were in my town. How sick is that. Im gonna find her and get me some dome!!!!!

  28. Beefy Burrito Says:

    Holy hog balls! She's hot. But for $4,100 she better be willing to jam a finger in my ass when she blowing me.

  29. Bill Says:

    She is young and Hot!!!! What older men enjoy.

  30. Woodeye Says:

    We pretty much all agree that she is a fine piece of meat. it is not her fault that nature played that cruel trick on us guys. You know the one. Two organs that need blood to function, The brain and the penis, but sadly we were given only enough to operate one at a time. Sad but true, I would like to say that I have never payed For SEX but then again I am Married so that is not exactly true. $4100 for an hour bounce on a mattress. not really exorbident. Consider this, She might be old enough to Vote. And he might have felt he was just giving a little back after all He had been screwing the rest of you New Yorkers for free for such a long time. Have a great day.

  31. studman Says:

    I had her last month. I paid $4500. how did the gov. get that deal over me. Im pissed.

  32. Hillary Clinton Says:

    I tasted that . . . it was good!

  33. Ravin Says:

    He is just dumb! To pay that much, just dumb! He had it free at home, his wife should do a bobbit on him. I sure would, and screw him out of all his money for support.

  34. Howard Stern Says:

    You guys are being too rough on him, after all, it's just sex.

  35. Trey Says:

    Give me 2 1/2 maybe 3 minutes.

  36. John Q. Says:

    I'm married (with kids) and I don't get a solid hours worth of sex in 6 months! And I spend alot more than $4100 on the ole battle axe in that time!

  37. D.C.'s Says:

    She's a asshoe and he is a bigger asshoe as they get, (DUMB ASS)

  38. Dick Hurts Says:

    Totally Hot. But probably dirty. I would just Double Bag it!

  39. Wes Gebrew Says:

    she went to my school hahahaha

  40. D.C.'s Says:

    She's a asshoe and he is a bigger asshoe as they get (DUMBASS)

  41. Los Says:

    I Would pop the pussy up

  42. Los Says:

    Eliot Spitzer is a CLOWN
    MONEY OVER BITCHES!

  43. AnnaG Says:

    OMG!!! I was a dancer for 10 years in Florida and I swear this is a girl named LYNN that I taught the game to. I cant believ that she would ever resort to doing something like this. But if she did she is damn stupid!!!

  44. hahah Says:

    any bets if she has a penis
    looks definately better with the glasses, it hides her man face

  45. tacojohn Says:

    I would put my balls in her ass dick in her pussy and clown that shit~!

  46. Steve from Yellowstone Says:

    Nick Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    There are 2 things i never pay for. Water and Pussy.

    Nick:
    You may think pussy is free... Ever been married? It costs you your life!!! (kids, 1/2 of everything, child support, anything else her lawyer thinks she can have).
    Water? OK, It's free. Dig a hole and lower your bucket, ASSHOLE!!!
    Where are you from? The only things free are... well, Air? Nope... Sorry. We spend an extra 15 cents a gallon on gasoline to have clean air. You all are a bunch of fucknuts!!!

    Go Screw.

    O and A Party Rock!!!

    Ugh!!! Amateurs...

  47. Steve from Yellowstone Says:

    So, 4100 bucks IS cheap. My divorce is costing me more than $40,000.00!!!!!!!
    F'n "C"-word!!!

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