Creepy Or Sexy? Eliot Spitzer's Whore

March 11th, 2008 | 11:26 pm

This, my friends, is "Kristen," a.k.a the alleged call girl New York Governor Eliot Spitzer allegedly paid $4,100 dollars to bang for one hour. Now, I look at this picture and think, "Would I pay $4,100 dollars to bang this woman for an hour?" No, because I'd last anywhere from 5-10 minutes, meaning I'd be paying $4,100 dollars to sit next to her in dead silence for 50-55 minutes, every once in a while attempting to stop the awkwardness by saying stuff like, "So, do you watch Lost? No? It's pretty good."

That doesn't mean she's not sexy. But men pay to have sex with her, which is sort of creepy. I saw Indecent Proposal, I know how this shit goes down. But either way, it's not up to me, my friends, its up to you. So I ask you, in the midst of this scandal, the most important question: Is Spitzer's whore creepy....or sexy?

Comments

419 Responses to "Creepy Or Sexy? Eliot Spitzer's Whore"

  1. Steve from Yellowstone Says:

    OK - Sorry. I guess I AM bitter........................... Yup.

  2. He's a douche & she's a skank Says:

    FYI - he claimed $1.9Million on his tax return (saw it on CNN - not sure if that was 06 or 07 numbers). I like her comment about not wanting people to think she's a monster. I guess being a high priced whore is a much better way for people to think of her?????

  3. Assesssor Says:

    SOOOOOOO SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. motodoc Says:

    OK, so she's not bad looking, got a nice rack and maybe even good business sence, i certainly wouldn't turn down a night with her or more but, really, why should i have to pay cash to her for sex, why not just get to know her long enough to see if a fling is mutual and do your thing, better yet, how about if she pays me 4100.00 or whatever amount, would it be scandalas if the tides were turned? Most of all, not to give sex a bad name, really, sex is just way overrated for the amount of money that is spent on direct sex contact as well as the many other avenues of revenue that dirives fron this perfectly harmless activity that should be shared willingly without monitary gain, but on the other hand, as long as there are dumb asses that make enough money that they can and will throw it away for five or ten minutes of pleasure and a lifetime of guilt, MORE POWER TO HER.

  5. matumus Says:

    The Dude is worth like $350,000,000! I'm sure he could afford it

  6. savagebongosSacCa Says:

    If I was paying 41-hundred per hr. to this.....er....uhm....lady, I think I'd be making like Peter O'Tool's character in 'Calligulia' ( great movie bye the way ) "This One's For Rome !!!" or at least Dewey Cox...In any event, I must say that the most interesting thing to me was the wife standing next to him during all this. I had visions of "What's next" after the press conference...Now that I'd like to see !!
    Baseball Bat, Pillowsack full of sodas, A blanket party ?? She's gonna unleash the lawyers on him for sure....At least she didn't wear sunglasses like the wife of Congressman Craig (R-Idaho) did. Expect Elliot (Idiot more like it ) Spitzer's next career move to become a motovational speaker who lives in a van down by the river.

  7. sooner Says:

    hot pics. cutier, love u.It is said that she had a profile at a niche interracial dating site named interracialresources.com. Does she want an interracial marriage like Hottest Interracial Celebrity Couple Seal and Heidi Klum?

  8. robot vagina Says:

    does she spitzer or swallow?

  9. jeff Says:

    whores rock! I'm just too poor to afford a good one.

  10. Guido Sarducci Says:

    She fucks old dudes for cash, LOL.

  11. Says:

    if i could get $4000 a pop, i wouldn't need a State job

  12. andhole Says:

    i'd hit it like the fist of an angry god.

  13. justme Says:

    what a shocker, a democrat caught with a hooker. just like the republicans and there inability to keep there hands off kids. i think shes a fine piece of ass, price is too steep for me but if she lowers her rates to about 200-300 per hour, call me!

  14. raymundo Says:

    Somebody tell me - what the hell can any woman do that's worth $4000?

  15. raymundo Says:

    I now know what she can do. She can paint my house.

  16. jeff Says:

    where are u from PAUL? san francisco you fucking faggot? you fuckin homosexual.

  17. ben Says:

    she's hot but a bit crazy. she knew what she was doing

  18. spitzerisgay Says:

    say hit it if your gay... hahahah look at all the homos on this page

  19. bigdaddysweetpants Says:

    No fucking way i'd pay that much for her...she's a money whore anyways...i bet if he shopped around he'd find one hotter and more flexible for half the price...lol

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