If you're the type of person who gets arrested from time to time, you may want to consider your choice of garment before leaving the house. You may want to keep the "I'm Probably Lying" shirt in the drawer until you plan on lounging on the couch all day. Here are a few other shirts you may not want to wear outside:
I Pay Hookers For Sex
Please Don't Look Inside My Windowless Van
I Run A Secret Dog Fighting Ring
I Got Gay Married
I Smoke Pot All Day Long. Like, ALL DAY.
My Addictions Include: Heroin, Cocaine, Pills and Tax Evasion
Most Of My Pockets Are Filled With Guns
I Can Only Achieve Orgasm Through Torturing And Murdering
I Am Governor of New York
I Call My Basement "The Kidnap Room"
I Agree With All Rap Lyrics
WOW.....so cool guy!
. he is a humor guy,many friends like to chat with him online on tall dating site~~~~Tallmingle.com~~~~,He often told us some funny jokes. Seems he is famous on that site,especially some hot models talk with him positively.
Cora, you speak like a goddamn foreigner who is running a shitty site. why don't you go and mingle with an oncoming car asshole and be die positively you so uncool fucktard!
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
March 11th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
fuck
March 12th, 2008 at 01:48 am
"I do not have drugs in my ass."
March 12th, 2008 at 02:35 am
WOW.....so cool guy!
. he is a humor guy,many friends like to chat with him online on tall dating site~~~~Tallmingle.com~~~~,He often told us some funny jokes. Seems he is famous on that site,especially some hot models talk with him positively.
March 12th, 2008 at 08:02 am
Cora, you speak like a goddamn foreigner who is running a shitty site. why don't you go and mingle with an oncoming car asshole and be die positively you so uncool fucktard!
March 12th, 2008 at 05:41 pm
Be nice, cora really contributed to this thread with her batshit crazy spam botting.
March 13th, 2008 at 01:50 am
The back of the shirts says " .... and I fucked your wife. "
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