Give-A-Wednesday: Hot Shots Golf: Out Of Bounds
Write a caption of Tiger Woods and his caddy attempting to high five and you could win a copy of Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds for the PS3. Coming out on March 18th, the new Hot Shots Golf: Out of Bounds lets you play against 50 of your friends and gives you 300 options to customize your player’s avatar. As usual, leave your caption in the comments section.
See last week’s winners after the jump.
Winner:
Rick - If I open my eyes real wide, I can see the back of my skull.
Runner Ups:
Mike - We’ll be looking back on these photos for a long time.
Josh - Why do my pictures always come out with red eye?
Kraig - I wanna be in the picture.
Eric - Wow, this record player sucks.
Mojo - So this is where my soul goes.
Tags: GiveaWednesday, hot shots golf, out of bounds, tiger woods
March 12th, 2008 at 10:42 am
Here’s Tiger Woods trying show the world that he’s really black by doing a complicated hand shake. After this attempt it’s still obvious to the world that he’s whiter than rice.
March 12th, 2008 at 10:48 am
unglad@gmail.com is the email.
March 12th, 2008 at 10:55 am
Jazz Hands!!
March 12th, 2008 at 11:02 am
They usually do this in the evenings…pants-less. It’s called swordfighting.
March 12th, 2008 at 11:10 am
13 Majors and 64 PGA Tour Wins, $100Million Dollars Prize Money…..
Buick,Nike and other corporate sponserships, $100Million a year….
Projected to be first sports athlete to Break into the Billionaire clup before the age of 40…………
Knowing that I am cooler than Eldrick “Tiger” Woods, PRICELESS!
March 12th, 2008 at 11:19 am
And this is where the hi five dies and the inner arm slap is born.
March 12th, 2008 at 11:36 am
And now Tiger Woods and his caddy will perform their much anticipated skit from the Happy Hands Club. (Napoleon Dynamite reference)
March 12th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Wonder Twin powers, activate!
March 12th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Wonder Twin power activate, form of a Pro Golfer, form of his white caddy.
March 12th, 2008 at 11:45 am
SUPER FRIENDS!!!
March 12th, 2008 at 11:53 am
“White Guys.”
March 12th, 2008 at 11:53 am
We are Two Wild and Crazzzy Guys!!! Now let us to go score with the foxes.
March 12th, 2008 at 11:55 am
Tiger: “I’m rich as a muthafucka daaaaawg!!!”
Caddy: “Yeeeeeeeeeah Booooooooooy!!”
March 12th, 2008 at 11:55 am
bsteimel@wcusigep.com
Dammit I hate it when my schwartz gets tangled.
March 12th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
SOMEBODY….. PLEASE….. UNPLUG….. GOLFCLUB!!!!
March 12th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
“Tiger… I am your FATHER!!”
“NoooOOOOO!!!!!”
March 12th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
“Hey, what happened to our light sabers?”
March 12th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Even as one of the richest people in the world, Tiger Woods inner black man still feels urges to steal from the white man.
March 12th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
“These are spirit fingers! And these…are gold!”
March 12th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Hitting a golf ball into a 3 inch hole 600 yards away with a metal stick…piece of cake.
Trying to high five from 2 feet away…now that’s another story.
bustadrew78@hotmail.com
March 12th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Tiger duffs one!
March 12th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Just another reason why Clinton and Obama can never work together
ian_nichol@hotmail.com
March 12th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
Nerds of the world unite!
fvna580@hotmail.com
March 12th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
“Stevie, How many times do I have to tell you–Keep your eyes open when you’re swinging that thing!”
March 12th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
inspired by joey fatone, tiger practices for dancing with the stars every chance he gets.
March 12th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
“Dude, we are sooooo getting some pussy tonight!”
March 12th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
email is loganhanna@tmail.com
March 12th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
The new handshake of the Klan. They call it the Oreo.
March 12th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
How about you pick the cotton, and I’ll make the t-shirts. And together, we’ll wholesale! High-Five!
March 12th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
WINNING THE BUICK OPEN: WONDERFUL
WINNING THE MASTERS: EXHILERATING
PIMP SLAPPING YOUR CADDY FOR CHOOSING THE WRONG CLUB: PRICELESS
March 12th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
email is ssbwrc@hotmail.com
March 12th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Self Defense: Protect yourself from whitey
March 12th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
A hush fell over the crowd as Tiger and his caddy yelled “Foshizal my nizzle!” and made some strange hacking move at each other.
March 12th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Swing your partner….do si do……in the cup the ball will go…….
March 12th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Fisties are out, and slaps are the new in thing, everyone is doing it.
March 12th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
What did the five fingers say to the face? Slap bitch!
March 12th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Tiger: They’re GREEAAAATTTTT!
Jules: Indeed!!
March 12th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Tiger Woods mystery workout routine? Early morning Freeze Tag.
quarketry@gmail.com
March 12th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
The caucasian in Tiger comes out!
March 12th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Huaaaahhh!
Break it down!
or the switch off while tag teaming the invisible broad.
March 12th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Sorry… that was my Asian side, let’s try the other hand.
March 12th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Screen shot of tiger woods audition to be in “rush hour 4″
March 12th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Why two white men should never attempt to high five one another.
March 12th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Oops! I forgot I don’t hi five douchebags!
March 12th, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Tiger Claw Kung Fu
Sink a hole-in-one and disarm whitey in one lesson.
dbeaulieu@gmail.com
March 12th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Caddy: Smell my finger..
Tiger: ha.. Dirty Sanchez again?!
March 12th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Come here you, brothers dont shake they hug
March 12th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
with a net-worth of $700 million dollars it’s impossible to look like a doucheb…..nevermind.
1080i@cogeco.ca
March 12th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
I’m so happy I just shit my pants…twice!
March 12th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
“Tiger uppercut!”
“Hadouken!”
March 12th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Sword Fight.. To the Death!!
March 12th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
hey turd, did you get that straight from Mortal Kombat or do you listen to preston and steve?
(sorry to spam….this comment is probably better than half the ones up here though)
March 12th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
man the only reason they missed was because the caddy had light in his eye… wait thats a stupid excuse!
March 12th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
He might of sunk that putt but i am banging his wife!
March 12th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Hi fivin’ white guys
March 12th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Crossing arms now, crossing swords later…
jacketeer4@yahoo.com
March 12th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
this is the part of the movie where the prince and the pauper change places….
March 12th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Put down the gun you son of a bitch!!!
March 12th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Yes! thats the 347,893rd hole that I have filled up with a plastic ball!…. not including practice ofcourse… after all the ‘harder’ I practice the ‘Luckier’ I get
heftyfine@gmail.com
March 12th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Woods: HeeeeHaw… Meee teeega wooooods beeeech.
Caddy: Not another bitchslap!
March 12th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
I still use Windows 3.1 too! !!! HIGH FIVER!
March 12th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Tiger: “You look like a painter! Let’s bang our arms together!”
March 13th, 2008 at 1:12 am
“I’m a little teapot short and stout!”
“Here is my handle,”
“Here is my spout…”
March 13th, 2008 at 1:44 am
“Bruised-arm Buddies!” The new PGA reality show!
March 13th, 2008 at 1:46 am
You’d have to have been born in the 70’s to understand my obscure sitcom reference.
March 13th, 2008 at 3:20 am
Caddie: “I’d love to celebrate with you Tiger but you packed those golf balls you called anal beads up my ass so tight last night I can’t see straight.”
March 13th, 2008 at 4:50 am
“That’s it, Tiger - Paint the Fence!”
March 13th, 2008 at 4:53 am
Crazy white guy denied entry at the Black Thai event.
March 13th, 2008 at 8:34 am
Tiger: Why the hell are u wearing a jumpsuit?!? hahahaha
Caddy: I knew we shouldn’t have ate those brownies ahhahhahahaha!
March 13th, 2008 at 9:26 am
Tiger Woods And His Caddy: Retarded?
March 13th, 2008 at 11:39 am
“De-generation X!!”
March 13th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
TIGER AND STEVES INSIDE JOKE HANDSHAKE ABOUT HOW FAR THEIR ARMS ARE UP PHIL MICKELSON’S ASS.
March 13th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
This proves it: White men can’t jump, Black men can’t high-five, and I have an erectile dysfunction.
March 13th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Having a good handicap is the key to being a successful caddy.
March 13th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Not only would Tiger Woods kick your ass at golf, he would kick your ass in real life because he practices Wing Chun in between shots.
March 13th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
the winner and runner ups sucked, i saw funnier ones in the list.
March 13th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
“YEAH”….”YEAH”….HAHAH…HEY?….HAHA WHAT?
…WHAT ARE WE CELEBRATING?….BECAUSE YOU WON TODAY.I FINALLY HAVE ENOUGH TO RETIRE AND DONT HAVE TO CARRY YOUR FUCKING BAGS ANYMORE AND I GET MY MANHOOD BACK YOU BUCKTOOTHED BASTARD….NOW GIVE ME FIVE !!!!!!!!
March 13th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Tiger: “The power of Woods compels you!”
Caddy: “ZMORGDHFFFHHKLRAMPH!!”
March 13th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
See what discount Lasik eye surgery can do for you !!
March 14th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
House Painter: “I’ll use my karate skills to get you to let me paint your house!”
Tiger: “Never!” (blocks lethal blow)
March 14th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
White guys high five. Black guys “raise the roof.” Black-Thai-Chinese-Injun-Dutchman pound forearms and grind pelvises.
March 14th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Tiger: I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON MY CAR INSURANCE!!!
Caddy: HELLS YEAH!!
March 15th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
BYAAAAHHHHH!!!!
March 15th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
By your powers combined I am Captain Planet!
nateissler@yahoo.com
March 17th, 2008 at 11:38 am
FUCK, you made me miss… BITCHSLAP
jesus.. not again.. im poking out the eye of the tiger..
nevermind_654@hotmail.com
March 18th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
So what? So let’s Dance!
March 18th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
“There are two sides to every schwartz. He got the upside, I got the downside.” Spaceballs
cutshop@gmail.com
March 18th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Tiger Woods after signing a sponsorship for Sherwin-Williams.
March 19th, 2008 at 9:24 am
Tiger drops out of WGC event to enter Dancing with the Stars.
March 19th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
Tiger got game for sure! Oh wait… never mind.