It’s Official: 25% Of Teenage Girls Are Skanky
If you’re about to have sex with a teenage girl, you may want to go find a Cougar, a MILF, a GILF or possibly even a DILF. According to MSNBC:
Researchers at the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention found at least one in 4 teenage American girls has a sexually transmitted disease.
Only about half of the girls in the study acknowledged having sex. Some teens define sex as only intercourse, yet other types of intimate behavior including oral sex can spread some diseases.
Teens were tested for four infections: human papillomavirus, or HPV, which can cause cervical cancer and affected 18 percent of girls studied; chlamydia, which affected 4 percent; trichomoniasis, 2.5 percent; and genital herpes, 2 percent.
The real tragedy of these findings are our teenage boys. If the boys aren’t in the same STD bracket as the girls, it must mean they’re having less sex. Which means the girls are getting their diseases from older, more disgusting men. When I was a teenage boy, I would’ve killed my family for a chance at getting an STD. So this begs the question: Who will have unprotected sex with our nation’s teenage boys? Won’t someone please think of the male, STD-less children?
Tags: Britney, disease, lindsay, paris, sex, std, teenage girls
March 12th, 2008 at 9:42 am
What’s the D in “DILF” stand for ? Dad, Daughter (or dead ? ).
March 12th, 2008 at 9:48 am
It stands for “Dad”. DILF! DILF! DILF! DILF! DILF!
March 12th, 2008 at 11:57 am
HT, why picture those 3 girls? they are all well into their 20s! at least show jamie lynne or something…
March 12th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Sigh.
March 12th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Who will have unprotected sex with our nation’s teenage boys?
“Ooh, ooh, ooh over here”
- The Catholic Church
March 12th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
That church ref made me snort coffee outa my nose, very funny!
March 12th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
“Who will have unprotected sex with our nation’s teenage boys?”
the teachers duh!
March 13th, 2008 at 4:22 am
Wow, a car full of the three most trashy women in hollywood.
http://www.bannedinhollywood.com
March 13th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Now I know the reason why teenage high school boys are banging the teachers because there’s a high probability they’re not infected.
March 14th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
“If the boys aren’t in the same STD bracket as the girls, it must mean they’re having less sex.”
Um, yeah! Almost all my girl friends report losing their virginity at age 15 or 16. Almost all my guy friends lost theirs at 19 or 22.
As for me, I was one week shy of my 16th birthday, and I got with a 24 year old scuzzbucket.
March 15th, 2008 at 1:35 am
Black girls are much more likely to have STD’s then white girls. The picture at the top of the article should have shown some black girls too.
“Nearly half the black teens in the study had at least one sexually transmitted infection, versus 20 percent among both whites and Mexican-American teens”
May 11th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Most research is done on Whites. The majority of the infected are White teenage girls. This may be the answer why so many White adult women are unable to properly conceive children.
June 16th, 2008 at 3:58 am
we love da comment aba 25% of gurls bein skanky dat beven made r teacher piss imself lol …
sex….apprently its gurd 4 yooh??
woop we love sex hahaha ojoj