March 12th, 2008 | 11:13
Normally on Holy Taco, if you look on the side bar, you'll see a poll we run called "Who Would You Rather Do?" Every week we put up different girls and let you decide which one you'd rather have sexual intercourse with. Well, to be honest, I don't really care who you'd rather do. I don't even care who I'd rather do. So, in an effort to use the poll to find the answers to questions we really want answered, we have decided that we'll be changing the question every week, sometimes even more often.
This poll is for you the reader. So, if you have any burning questions that can be answered by pitting two things against each other in a poll, let us know in the comments section of the new poll, and maybe we'll use it.
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<p>Normally on Holy Taco, if you look on the side bar, you'll see a poll we run called "Who Would You Rather Do?" Every week we put up different girls and let you decide which one you'd rather have sexual intercourse with. Well, to be honest, I don't really care who you'd rather do. I don't even care who I'd rather do. So, in an effort to use the poll to find the answers to questions we really want answered, we have decided that we'll be changing the question every week, sometimes even more often.</p>
<p>This poll is for you the reader. So, if you have any burning questions that can be answered by pitting two things against each other in a poll, let us know in the comments section of the new poll, and maybe we'll use it.</p>
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March fth, 2008 at 12:44 pm
I think for fun there should be a "Dude or Dudette" poll, where you show a pic of a person of nondescript gender and readers vote on whether it's male of female...
March fth, 2008 at 03:57 am
i liked the who would you do but maybe you could try spicing it up with tougher matchups. Like rosie o'donnel vs aretha franklin?
March fth, 2008 at 03:48 pm
If you woke up with a sore ass, and $100 in your pocket, would you tell anyone?
March fth, 2008 at 11:23 am
bear vs. gorilla. who wins? you decide. my personal choice will remain hidden as to not sway any votes. and I have already figured out a way to make this happen, you take a baby gorilla and feed it to a starving bear. when the bear is almost done, you throw the pissed off mama gorilla in the mix. If I had the bank roll I would do a PPV on my own, but alas i lack income. please do this! me and several of my friends have argued about this for almost the last two years. this is the battle to end all battles.
March fth, 2008 at 08:58 am
Still can fekking believe you posted these photo's..... '
Lemme guess your new girlfriend made you do this right?
Next week, Knitting or Quilting? What would you rather do with your best friend?
AAARGH!
March fth, 2008 at 08:54 am
Displaying these photo's made Holytaco's Gay Index skyrocket to just below www.leatherfarmboys.com...
Quit finding excuses to post this kind of photo's and just bring back the hawt girls...
As for the women visiting this site:
This is Holy Taco, girls, gossip and gear FOR MEN!!!
www.howtopleaseyourman.com is thadda way =>
READ MY WORDS: BRING BACK THE WOMEN
March fth, 2008 at 04:06 am
It's 10.00 on a Thursday. You have six available hours to kill and $100. Do you:
1. Decide to stay in and call it "me time". Open bottle of wine. Use your neighbor's wireless connection to get online. Try and find people you knew in high school on myspace. Send heartfelt but breezy email to cute chemistry lab partner from 10th grade. Thrill to fact she replies 2 hrs later while you're watching streaming video from VIP room at "social" club in Bangkok. Call your buddy and make fun of her. Decide to buy cool new shirt tomorrow before falling asleep with your hand in your pants.
2. Buy a cool new shirt. Take taxi to the city. Walk into bar you've never been to before. Buy a beer, sip it, make eye contact with first cute girl you can, and start laughing self-deprecatingly (look it up, ok?). When she inquires, tell her you read an online poll, decided to buy a new shirt, took a taxi to the city ...
March fth, 2008 at 02:11 am
maybe you could make some of the creepy or sexy's into poll's...just to tally up the votes
March fth, 2008 at 01:25 am
dane cook does suck balls. but also you should just have both. i like talking about doing girls.
March fth, 2008 at 12:11 am
being a girl, i must say, i am delighted that you changed the poll! the "who would you rather do?" poll never really applied to me, but i have very strong feelings about who is a bigger douchebag. (DANE COOK SUCKS BALLS!)
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