The Greatest News Snippet Ever

March 12th, 2008 | 02:45 pm

You know you've got a real knack for journalism when you only need 70 words to tell the world about the greatest news story in the history of the universe. Bravo, Akron Beacon Journal, bravo.

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10 Responses to "The Greatest News Snippet Ever"

  1. Mr. Poopoopachu Says:

    I'll agree on this being the best news "snippet" ever, but as far as best news feature... it's gotta be the Leprechaun of Mobile, Alabama.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

    Happy St. Patrick's Day to all!

  2. Says:

    I love mushrooms.

  3. Daddy-O Says:

    Poor fucking dog. Hope he had fun with the mushrooms before he went out.

  4. Steve Says:

    Your comment about" best story in the history of the universe" is funny as hell dude.

  5. Says:

    HOLY SHIT, AKRON REPRESENT!

  6. Says:

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  7. Anon Says:

    haha. that is awesome.

  8. The Gord Says:

    best story ever Made my day

  9. Sully Says:

    ROFL! get owned!!!!!!!! Poor dog though.

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