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The Greatest News Snippet Ever

March 12th, 2008 | 03:45 pm

You know you've got a real knack for journalism when you only need 70 words to tell the world about the greatest news story in the history of the universe. Bravo, Akron Beacon Journal, bravo.

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10 Responses to "The Greatest News Snippet Ever"

  1. Font Says:
    May 12th, 2009 at 11:51 am

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  2. Sully Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 10:57 pm

    ROFL! get owned!!!!!!!! Poor dog though.

  3. The Gord Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 06:47 pm

    best story ever Made my day

  4. Anon Says:
    March 19th, 2008 at 03:02 pm

    haha. that is awesome.

  5. Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 09:43 pm

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  6. Says:
    March 14th, 2008 at 02:24 am

    HOLY SHIT, AKRON REPRESENT!

  7. Steve Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 04:59 am

    Your comment about" best story in the history of the universe" is funny as hell dude.

  8. Daddy-O Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 08:22 pm

    Poor fucking dog. Hope he had fun with the mushrooms before he went out.

  9. Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 06:39 pm

    I love mushrooms.

  10. Mr. Poopoopachu Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 06:33 pm

    I'll agree on this being the best news "snippet" ever, but as far as best news feature... it's gotta be the Leprechaun of Mobile, Alabama.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

    Happy St. Patrick's Day to all!