The Greatest News Snippet Ever

You know you’ve got a real knack for journalism when you only need 70 words to tell the world about the greatest news story in the history of the universe. Bravo, Akron Beacon Journal, bravo.
Tags: akron beacon journal, dog, journalism, mushrooms







March 13th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
I’ll agree on this being the best news “snippet” ever, but as far as best news feature… it’s gotta be the Leprechaun of Mobile, Alabama.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all!
March 13th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
I love mushrooms.
March 13th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Poor fucking dog. Hope he had fun with the mushrooms before he went out.
March 13th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Your comment about” best story in the history of the universe” is funny as hell dude.
March 14th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
HOLY SHIT, AKRON REPRESENT!
March 19th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
March 20th, 2008 at 9:02 am
haha. that is awesome.
March 25th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
best story ever Made my day
March 25th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
ROFL! get owned!!!!!!!! Poor dog though.