How To: Pour A Perfect Pint Of Guinness
In case you’re stupid, it’s St. Patrick’s Day this Monday. So who better to tell you how to properly enjoy Ireland’s finest export than Fergal Murray, Brewmaster of Guinness. If you’ve never had one, a pint of Guinness is a work of art. It’s not a beer to be “shotgunned” or “mainlined” or “freebased.” It is to be explored with all your senses. Oh, and since it has alcohol, you can also explore senses of “self confidence,” “self importance” and, finally, “self urination.”
While your enjoying a true and proper Guinness, go to Proposition317.com and sign a petition to make St. Patrick’s Day a national holiday. What, like you’d rather go to work? Slainte!
Tags: beer, guinness, pint, st. patrick's day







March 14th, 2008 at 11:53 am
No way dude, it’s to be car bombed!!!!!
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March 14th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Guinness is the best beer to come out of a tap.
And it does make a nice car bomb.
March 14th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Actually, St. Patrick’s day is Saturday March 15 this year because the 17th falls during Holy Week. Most of the parades and catholic services are on saturday.
Bonus, St Pats is on Sat not monday so you can sleep off your green vomit hagover!