In case you're stupid, it's St. Patrick's Day this Monday. So who better to tell you how to properly enjoy Ireland's finest export than Fergal Murray, Brewmaster of Guinness. If you've never had one, a pint of Guinness is a work of art. It's not a beer to be "shotgunned" or "mainlined" or "freebased." It is to be explored with all your senses. Oh, and since it has alcohol, you can also explore senses of "self confidence," "self importance" and, finally, "self urination."
While your enjoying a true and proper Guinness, go to Proposition317.com and sign a petition to make St. Patrick's Day a national holiday. What, like you'd rather go to work? Slainte!
Actually, St. Patrick's day is Saturday March 15 this year because the 17th falls during Holy Week. Most of the parades and catholic services are on saturday.
Bonus, St Pats is on Sat not monday so you can sleep off your green vomit hagover!
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February 24th, 2009 at 09:20 pm
Guinnes was first brewed in Arthur Guinness' first brewery in Leixlip, Co Kildare, Ireland
December 20th, 2008 at 08:36 am
the guinness recipe was actually an english stout, the recipe was stolen by the irish and they called it guinness.
March 14th, 2008 at 02:28 am
Actually, St. Patrick's day is Saturday March 15 this year because the 17th falls during Holy Week. Most of the parades and catholic services are on saturday.
Bonus, St Pats is on Sat not monday so you can sleep off your green vomit hagover!
March 13th, 2008 at 09:08 pm
Guinness is the best beer to come out of a tap.
And it does make a nice car bomb.
March 13th, 2008 at 05:53 pm
No way dude, it's to be car bombed!!!!!
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