In case you’re stupid, it’s St. Patrick’s Day this Monday. So who better to tell you how to properly enjoy Ireland’s finest export than Fergal Murray, Brewmaster of Guinness. If you’ve never had one, a pint of Guinness is a work of art. It’s not a beer to be “shotgunned” or “mainlined” or “freebased.” It is to be explored with all your senses. Oh, and since it has alcohol, you can also explore senses of “self confidence,” “self importance” and, finally, “self urination.”

While your enjoying a true and proper Guinness, go to Proposition317.com and sign a petition to make St. Patrick’s Day a national holiday. What, like you’d rather go to work? Slainte!

Tags: beer, guinness, pint, st. patrick's day

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