Madonna Is Really Old
This is the cover of Madonna’s new album “Hard Candy.” I’m not bothered by the fact that she’s made a new album. What bothers me is that she’s really old and gross and she’s dressed like a small child who wandered into her parents closet and started putting stuff on, only her parents are Stone Cold Steve Austin and a Croatian hooker. Here’s what Madonna has to say about her album:
Madonna has already claimed her new album Hard Candy, will “kick your ass.”
This is kind of sad. It reminds me of when I go back home and my dad tries to relate to me by asking me if I watch “the ock.” Then I have to tell him, that a)It’s pronounced “The O.C.” b)It’s been cancelled for over a year and c)No, because even I’m too old to watch it. I feel like seeing Madonna on that album cover would be like seeing George Brett suit up again for the Royals and announce he’s hitting third. But she’s determined to sell albums. I took it upon myself to create what her 2010 Album will have to look like in order to sell copies.
Tags: Madonna
March 14th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
God damn she is one old bitch! not like she used to be, 40 years ago in that underwater porn she did…
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March 14th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
I Pay 10,000 4 Madonna!
March 14th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Kinda hot for an old bird. Congrats to me, I just grossed out the ENTIRE internets.
March 15th, 2008 at 1:43 am
ewww, madonna
March 15th, 2008 at 6:05 am
WHO EVEN CARES. WHO EVEN EVER ____ “CARED”?
March 16th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
I got’ta take a dump after seeing this
March 16th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
I’ve got to be honest though, she’s what, in her 80’s? If my wife looks as good as she does when she’s 80 I’ll be a happy man…
http://www.bannedinhollywood.com
March 16th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
haha, you can all say what you will. But we both know 95% of you would not only bang the hell out of her, but would probably bust a nut before she got ur tighty whities all the way off.
March 17th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Close your legs grandma, no one needs to see that.
March 25th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
madonna is the best she looks hot so what she older am 26 and i think she hot
March 25th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
stop talking about madonna your just mad beause you wish you looked aS GOOD AS SHE DOES WE LOVE YOU MADONNA