Remember when the first USA Dream Team roster was released and we found out that Jordan and Bird were going to be on the same basketball team? Well, this is kind of like that, except replace basketball with being batshit crazy. People.com reports:

Mel Gibson and Britney Spears have met a number of times since Spears checked out from her second hospitalization last month, a source tells PEOPLE.

“Mel and his wife Robin clearly saw a woman in crisis and wanted to extend themselves in any way possible,” the source says.

Britney and Mel hanging out and chatting? Man, if only I could be a non-appetizing looking, non-Jewish fly on the wall for that conversation. I would imagine it would go something like this:

MEL: Hey Britney, how are you feeling?

BRITNEY: I’m feeling well. Is that your dog? I’d like to try and fit him in my anus and then sing the national anthem. If that’s okay with you of course.

MEL: Sure, that’s not even my dog, it’s my neighbors. I agreed to watch him because I know he’s actually a key agent taking part in a global Jewish conspiracy. I was just going to kill him and eat his soul in a few hours anyway.

BRITNEY: Then it works out perfect!

MEL and BRITNEY: We’re going to be great friends!

(They stare at each other silently for 10-15 minutes)

I’m looking forward to this pairing. And to commemorate it, I’ve added one of my top ten movie quotes of all time. Enjoy.

Tags: Britney Spears, Crazy, Mel Gibson

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