Holy shit, take a day off Charlie, Jesus. There’s no way I can enjoy what I’m sure will be an incredibly exciting discussion of the deal between Bear Stearns and J.P. Morgan with that big ass black eye on his face.

I don’t believe for a second he “slipped.” I’m guessing he was at a press junket and Tom Brokaw called him a pussy bitch and Rose threw off his jacket and said “Say that shit to my mo-f%&kin face?! Say it!” Then Brokaw walked up to him and really slowly said “You’s. A. Pussy. Biiiitch.” Then there was a tense moment of silence until Rose threw the first punch and it got crazy. Then Brokaw pulled out a gun and Rose was like “Do it. Shoot me bitch! Do it!” and Rose kept walking closer and closer to Brokaw who was like, starting to cry but still had his finger on the trigger, and finally Rose pressed his own forehead against the barrel of the gun and was like “DO IT!” and Brokaw dropped the gun and started crying. Then Rose slipped on his own sweat and banged his head on the ground and that’s how he got the black eye.

Tags: Charlie Rose

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