DMX Is One Big Cup Of Crazy
In a recent interview, DMX made it clear that he’s not really following the presidential race very much. (Warning: You are about to read the greatest interview of all time.) According to thedailyswarm.com:
XXL Magazine: Are you following the presidential race?
DMX: Not at all.You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!Barack.
What the f*** is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?Yeah.
What the f***?! That ain’t no f***in’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the f*** outta here.You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the f***, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his f***in’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your f***in’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
Nope.
I understand that maybe I watch a little too much television. But I didn’t think it was possible to live in the US and not have even HEARD of Barack Obama. This means he never watches TV, listens to the radio, reads the newspaper or talks to anyone who has any awareness of the world around them. What else hasn’t he heard of? Computers? Sandwiches? Dirt? This has been the biggest news story for the last year. I don’t understand. I just don’t understand.
Read the full interview here.
Tags: barack obama, dmx, politics, president
March 18th, 2008 at 9:52 am
That reminds me… kids, stay away from crack.
March 18th, 2008 at 10:09 am
The best part of it is that the youth of America would rather be a DMX than a scientist, doctor, or anything else for that matter. That’s why once the Baby Boomers hand over the reigns of power to the younger generations we’ll either usher in a new era of peace and love, or we’ll be completely fucked. This outcome coming from the hands of our new leaders, who are well trained in apathy and very well sheltered from the reality of life. Because anyone who gives a shit and has common sense will be making a life of their own so they don’t have to depend on the government for anything. Wow, I think I drank too much coffee this morning … viva la revolucion!!
March 18th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Can HolyTaco please post the interview with former MLB player Carl Everett (aka Crazy Carl) in which he talks about his disbelief in dinosaurs, man being to the moon and the separation of church and state. He’s as entertaining as they come.
Here’s a bit about the article - - http://andrewteman.org/blog/2005/10/05/carl-everett-is-insane/
March 18th, 2008 at 10:56 am
hahahaha what do you expect from a guy who barks?
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March 18th, 2008 at 11:53 am
I really think Obama needs to reach out to DMX. He needs to get him to introduce him before every rally…right before Obama comes out, they dim the lights and all you hear is…
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..*breath*….GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…..It’s dark, and hell is hot….grrrrrrr……woof woof!
Damien: Yo dog, it’s Hilary, vote for me.
DMX: WHAT? You know I don’t f*ck with her like that
Damien: C’mon, I thought I was your dog?
DMX: Nah, don’t come at me like that…it’s time for change.
Lights up…the crowd cheers, Obama runs on stage doing the Arsenio fist pump but with DMX barks.
Eh hem…ok, time to get back t owork.
March 23rd, 2008 at 11:54 pm
cocaine is a hell of a drug kids