There's a lot of things to like about Las Vegas. There's the cheap buffets, the whores, the strippers, the gambling, the stripper whores and the whores who are also strippers. Tell us what you think is the best part about Las Vegas and why. Whoever makes the most convincing argument will win a copy of Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six: Vegas 2. Leave your argument in the comments section. Winners will be contacted by Holy Taco.
Everything that is great about Vegas flows from the gambling. As long as you're at the tables, you get free booze. Then you take the money you saved on drinks and spend it on strippers. The strippers look better because of the booze, which again was provided free of charge thanks to the gambling. The best part is, if you're any good at the gambling aspect, you can get your meals and room comped. Aside from prison, I don't know of anywhere else in the world that provides free food, lodging, and entertainment (of course, the booze in prison is often made in the toilet, and you may end up being the entertainment, so...). I'd say more, but given the fact that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, I've probably said too much already.
we dont have xbox 360 in good old germany . but we have playstation 3.
could you send me the hot shots golf game instead . please.
we won´t hitler you again.
Strippers? Slutty foreign girls? Free drinks at penny slots? The Bellagio all-you-can-eat buffet? No no no compadres. I give you the REAL hidden treasure of Las Vegas--BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP! Where else can you stuff fluffy, billowy cotton into into mahogany bear skins and then dress said bear in ice skates, a pink tutu, and rainbow suspenders? And those eight year old girls? Mmmmm . . . such nubile little bodies. Fuck Cheetah's. BUILD-A-BEAR!
Vegas makes you think money and not just money, a shit load of money! Think of the things you can buy with that money: clothes, cars, women, men? no queer. Vegas is hope for the chums in the slums with a chance to get some bucks and a few fucks. Plus its not if you win or lose? its how you feel when your done. Either it be Fuck yeah! or just Fuck :/ . Vegas!
The best part of Las Vegas is that you can fulfill all of your fantasies and then go home and act like were just on "vacation", when most of the stuff that happened you couldn't tell your dog
Las Vegas lets you wander through pyramids with space lights atop them, botanical gardens abutting mud wrestling pits, the most expensive hotel rooms a floor above the penny slots, and Slurpee machines full of booze on the side of the street.
You can get married and walk next door to see a donkey show! Nirvana!
I can't really say the best part about Vegas because i've never been there. So if you'd be so kind as to send me a round-trip ticket, i'll get back to you with a pretty funny comment so i can get that game.
The best part of Las Vegas, in my opinion, is all of the different types of people you will meet there. Before the trip, you are usually oblivious to all the crazy people you are about to encounter on your trip. Then you get there and are like "Holy shit, and I thought people where I live were fucked up."
Personally I think that Las Vegas should be renamed. It should be called cocaine. That drug and that town were born for each other. It's the only place I know where you get a hotel room knowing your probably not going to sleep there. So I say let the coke pay for itself by not ponying up for a hotel room during your 4 night adventure. Chances are if your getting laid you're going to do it in a public place anyway. One of these days I'd like to see a show while I'm there. I mean how cool would it have been to see Roy get his face bit off by that albino tiger (Oh yeah, where the FUCK else can you see an annoying magician get his face bit off by an ALBINO TIGER!?!) Awesome dude. I'm booking a flight to cocaine tomorrow.
Best thing in Vegas? It was the mission where you rappelled off the roof into the giant windows....
Wait...no..thats the game...
The BEST thing about Vegas is that when you get to the airport, you have to walk a half a mile to get to your gate...only to realize you need a cigarette and have to walk half a mile back out because "sin city" won't let you smoke...Shoot man...Even UTAH lets you....
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March 17th, 2008 at 06:17 pm
Best part of Vegas would be leaving with cash in your pocket and no std's after partaking in everything you named above.
March 17th, 2008 at 07:04 pm
Your rat at my clothes, just give me the game
March 17th, 2008 at 07:06 pm
Brad Pitt and George clooney!!! They are so hot right now
March 17th, 2008 at 07:22 pm
My best experiences in Vegas, are my wife's worst thoughts..
March 17th, 2008 at 07:23 pm
My best experiences in Vegas are my wife's worst thoughts..
March 17th, 2008 at 07:31 pm
Everything that is great about Vegas flows from the gambling. As long as you're at the tables, you get free booze. Then you take the money you saved on drinks and spend it on strippers. The strippers look better because of the booze, which again was provided free of charge thanks to the gambling. The best part is, if you're any good at the gambling aspect, you can get your meals and room comped. Aside from prison, I don't know of anywhere else in the world that provides free food, lodging, and entertainment (of course, the booze in prison is often made in the toilet, and you may end up being the entertainment, so...). I'd say more, but given the fact that what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, I've probably said too much already.
March 17th, 2008 at 07:32 pm
best experience in las vegas is... what goes on in vegas, stays in vegas.... guilt free!
March 17th, 2008 at 07:41 pm
The very best part of Vegas is the beaches and parks. And the view from the Getty Museum on a clear day is spectacular!!
March 17th, 2008 at 07:46 pm
Two words. Spearmint Rhino.
March 17th, 2008 at 07:53 pm
we dont have xbox 360 in good old germany . but we have playstation 3.
could you send me the hot shots golf game instead . please.
we won´t hitler you again.
March 17th, 2008 at 08:08 pm
Vegas + stripper whores + midgets + booze + Ufc = Disney land for the average American adult ...
now give me the dam game or ill show you what i did to the midget ..
March 17th, 2008 at 09:09 pm
The best part about vegas is Tom Jones. The worst part is getting the blood out of your clown suit... I hate that.
March 17th, 2008 at 09:47 pm
Las vegas is great because if Eliot Spitzer had gone there with his hooker he would of never gotten caught. Convinving yes.
March 17th, 2008 at 09:48 pm
The best part about Vegas is the massage parlors because every trip should have a happy ending
March 18th, 2008 at 12:49 am
xbox 360 sucks I have a PS3 so lick my taint
March 18th, 2008 at 02:49 am
If I don't win I will get the hose again.
March 18th, 2008 at 07:01 am
Best part about las Vegas? getting so wasted u get sick , feeling dirty used, and violated, and coming home with no money.
March 18th, 2008 at 07:03 am
How are you going to contact me when I win my video game? my email is sstamm2@mscd.edu
March 18th, 2008 at 07:05 am
The best part of Vegas is that you can change you're whole life in a night there
March 18th, 2008 at 07:22 am
Strippers? Slutty foreign girls? Free drinks at penny slots? The Bellagio all-you-can-eat buffet? No no no compadres. I give you the REAL hidden treasure of Las Vegas--BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP! Where else can you stuff fluffy, billowy cotton into into mahogany bear skins and then dress said bear in ice skates, a pink tutu, and rainbow suspenders? And those eight year old girls? Mmmmm . . . such nubile little bodies. Fuck Cheetah's. BUILD-A-BEAR!
March 18th, 2008 at 07:48 am
Vegas makes you think money and not just money, a shit load of money! Think of the things you can buy with that money: clothes, cars, women, men? no queer. Vegas is hope for the chums in the slums with a chance to get some bucks and a few fucks. Plus its not if you win or lose? its how you feel when your done. Either it be Fuck yeah! or just Fuck :/ . Vegas!
March 18th, 2008 at 09:55 am
Las Vegas - Where residents of Hawaii go for vacation-the desert!
Hawaii residents call it the 9th island or Lost Wages.
March 18th, 2008 at 11:02 am
The best part of Las Vegas is that you can fulfill all of your fantasies and then go home and act like were just on "vacation", when most of the stuff that happened you couldn't tell your dog
March 18th, 2008 at 04:33 pm
Las Vegas lets you wander through pyramids with space lights atop them, botanical gardens abutting mud wrestling pits, the most expensive hotel rooms a floor above the penny slots, and Slurpee machines full of booze on the side of the street.
You can get married and walk next door to see a donkey show! Nirvana!
March 18th, 2008 at 05:27 pm
I can't really say the best part about Vegas because i've never been there. So if you'd be so kind as to send me a round-trip ticket, i'll get back to you with a pretty funny comment so i can get that game.
thanks!
March 18th, 2008 at 07:02 pm
The best part of Las Vegas, in my opinion, is all of the different types of people you will meet there. Before the trip, you are usually oblivious to all the crazy people you are about to encounter on your trip. Then you get there and are like "Holy shit, and I thought people where I live were fucked up."
March 18th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Personally I think that Las Vegas should be renamed. It should be called cocaine. That drug and that town were born for each other. It's the only place I know where you get a hotel room knowing your probably not going to sleep there. So I say let the coke pay for itself by not ponying up for a hotel room during your 4 night adventure. Chances are if your getting laid you're going to do it in a public place anyway. One of these days I'd like to see a show while I'm there. I mean how cool would it have been to see Roy get his face bit off by that albino tiger (Oh yeah, where the FUCK else can you see an annoying magician get his face bit off by an ALBINO TIGER!?!) Awesome dude. I'm booking a flight to cocaine tomorrow.
March 19th, 2008 at 12:52 am
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March 19th, 2008 at 12:55 am
Best thing in Vegas? It was the mission where you rappelled off the roof into the giant windows....
Wait...no..thats the game...
The BEST thing about Vegas is that when you get to the airport, you have to walk a half a mile to get to your gate...only to realize you need a cigarette and have to walk half a mile back out because "sin city" won't let you smoke...Shoot man...Even UTAH lets you....
April 2nd, 2008 at 06:17 am
who was the winner for this one?
March 25th, 2009 at 09:30 am
That's easy. Cab Drivers. They're off the hook and usually from Ohio.
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