1 in 4 Japanese Couples Don’t Have Sex
If you think people in Japan are spending all their time screwing each other, well, you’re wrong. According to fleshbot.com:
One-quarter of married couples in Japan have had no sex in the past year, a survey showed.
Sex is particularly elusive as people grow older, with the study finding that 37.3 percent of Japanese married couples in their 50s were not having sex.
There was no comparable data for other countries but earlier surveys by condom manufacturer Durex has put Japan among the world’s least sexually active nations.
After doing a little research, I came up with a few reasons why the Japanese folk aren’t getting it on as much as they should:
1. Sex is on the list of things that dishonors your ancestors and brings shame upon your family. Also on that list: not getting into Harvard, losing your job, and giving birth to a daughter.
2. White American businessmen’s “Asian fetish” and the sex tourism industry leave no Asian women for Asian men.
3. Seeing your wife in a bukkakke video kinda kills the mood.
4. While American men use their knowledge of baseball to prolong sexual intercourse, Asian men use their knowledge of baseball to make sure no one wants to have sex with them.
5. Many Asian women fear the fabled myth known as Godzilla Penis..
March 19th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
thats sooo boooruign
March 20th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
OK OK own up to it. You made the whole story up so you could post a pic of a Jap chick with huge boobs. Well done BTW. Just think you should admit the truth. lol
March 21st, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Number 5 really exists
March 21st, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Seriously, could you get any more racist?
March 21st, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Seriously, could you miss the point any more?
March 21st, 2008 at 5:13 pm
pull your head out of your ass for a second so i can educate its decaying remains
the fetish you refer to is as common as conflict and war itself and it doesn’t have anything to do with Asians in specific. The reason “white men” have this so called “fetish” in the first place isn’t because they want to, it’s due to conditioning that the Korean, Cambodian, and Vietnamese War of the 1960’s - 1990’s) have had on them. One could argue that the article is talking about Japanese women but white men obviously can’t tell the difference between two Asians so it doesn’t really matter. Anyways, the victories that America has had in exploiting and bullying around these 3rd world countries has given Americans a superiority complex over the Asian males who can’t seem to defend their own, as if using trained soldiers with M16’s vs rice farmers with pick axes is really a fair fight in the first place. This superiority complex can be seen in your ridiculous article containing ludicrous one sided facts and statistics (ie: 33% of 50+ year old japanese aren’t having sex? since when do you imagine 100% of old people having sex in the first place)
The trend of a victor taking spoils in the losing’s side’s women can be seen throughout history and really isn’t anything special.
Examples in the past include
-Native American women while America was being settled
-the African Slaves before and after the civil war
Future trends include
-women of Iraq and Afghani decent, actually any middle eastern woman in general as it is apparent that once again white people can’t tell the difference anyways as seen in inaccurate racial profiling in airports
to sum things up your article is trash
Personally I have no understanding of the Asian fetish as most white girls i know are twice as hot as their Asian counterparts. Some Asian girls have cute faces but can’t compare in body unless they have ridiculous implants like shown in the picture in your article. Most white men don’t hook up with the hot Asians anyways they hook up with the short fat nasty ones. I often wonder what they are thinking.
March 21st, 2008 at 5:24 pm
wow
your mom is right
March 21st, 2008 at 9:13 pm
Leave the bullshit theory out. I have never conquered an asian nation, nor do I know anyone who went to vietnam etc.. therefore how could my liking for asian girls be conditioned?
Oh and you misunderstand the concept of fetish. Look it up, dickface.
March 21st, 2008 at 9:35 pm
hahha
March 22nd, 2008 at 6:24 pm
thanks for the comments
March 25th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
ya know how theres always that one guy who tries to be smart and not take a joke for what it is and laugh about it? ur mom, you are definitely ‘that guy’ douche
March 25th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
You guys do realize that everything outside of the quote is a joke right? U dont have to rant about it in numerous paragraphs on this commet list!