Write a caption for this photo of Vinnie Jones getting to know his opponent and you can win a copy of FIFA Street 3 for the Xbox 360. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via email.
See last week's winner after the jump.
Winner:
Nuz - Sorry, that was my Asian side, let's try the other hand.
Runner Up:
JamieG - Crazy white guy denied entry at the Black Thai event.
BDo - Crossing arms now, crossing swords later.
Dave - Why two white men should never high five each other.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
March 18th, 2008 at 09:02 pm
if your not a manc. your a wank!
djrizraz@djrizraz.com
March 18th, 2008 at 09:10 pm
Yep! Your a quart low.
March 18th, 2008 at 09:21 pm
The judges for HolyTaco's Give-A-Wednesday game like to touch eachother's balls. Why? Because they're gay.
March 18th, 2008 at 09:39 pm
"HEY ..OW"..."ok next time you can play ref...jeethuths"
March 18th, 2008 at 09:42 pm
"how did you get the frank above the beans?"
March 18th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Hand Ball!
March 18th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
not a quote but, i hope the frank is always above the beans, otherwise that's just weird.
March 18th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
I knew soccer players had a thing for animals, but zebra cock?, that's messed up.
March 18th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Cup Check....aww you fail
March 18th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
"Nailed It!"
March 18th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
I call this move the Dirtty Vinnie, now take it like a man.
March 18th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Oi mate! I've found the queen's jewels
March 18th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Now Cough B*tch !
March 18th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Rejected Theatrical Promo Poster for 'Snatch'
March 18th, 2008 at 10:33 pm
Ahhhhh....your hand's are freezing!!!!!
March 18th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
ANNOUNCEMENT: Pre-game physicals will now be performed by opposing players. Thank You.
March 18th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
I said "TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH, NOT SCREAM!"
Ccuranaj816@yahoo.com
March 18th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
You give daddy that pussy!!
March 18th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
army guys like it rough...
March 19th, 2008 at 12:44 am
home team ready?...away team ready?.....................................GRABBALL!
March 19th, 2008 at 12:47 am
----hey jim ....no more low fives...ever.
March 19th, 2008 at 01:03 am
Next time just tell me my ball is hangin out jeff
March 19th, 2008 at 01:03 am
I love it when you treat me rough
March 19th, 2008 at 01:04 am
And I thought the stethascope was cold
March 19th, 2008 at 01:06 am
No dinner WTF
March 19th, 2008 at 01:07 am
I told you ... only in the showers
March 19th, 2008 at 01:08 am
Hey man you were the one that snuck up on me... I warned you I was a soccer ninja
March 19th, 2008 at 01:09 am
HA HA I tied them between my legs better luck next time asshole
March 19th, 2008 at 01:09 am
HEY! this dudes a chick
March 19th, 2008 at 06:20 am
Hey, let me have some of your tots!
March 19th, 2008 at 06:45 am
Oi! Baggage check, mate.
March 19th, 2008 at 08:48 am
Lock, Stock, and One Smoking Barrell
March 19th, 2008 at 11:58 am
"I'm the juggle-nut, BITCH!"
March 19th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Soccer, it's like rugby with a twist.
March 19th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Soccer: It's like rugby...with a twist
March 19th, 2008 at 04:25 pm
"Sorry i'm a homosexual"..."its alright i'm British"
March 19th, 2008 at 04:39 pm
I didn't really like that last call Ref
March 19th, 2008 at 04:59 pm
Next, on the Violence Channel: Ow My Balls.
March 19th, 2008 at 07:24 pm
I love getting hand jobs during the game!!
March 19th, 2008 at 08:27 pm
Now grab my nipples please! :D
nevermind_654@hotmail.com
March 19th, 2008 at 08:33 pm
i knew you werent has big has me.
March 19th, 2008 at 08:33 pm
ridetherockittt@aol.com
March 19th, 2008 at 08:50 pm
Easy Mate...I nicked myself shavin' this morning!
March 19th, 2008 at 09:17 pm
Just a little Pinch and you'll grow an inch!
March 20th, 2008 at 01:52 am
I was going for the ball, I SWEAR!
March 20th, 2008 at 01:53 am
I was going for the ball, I SWEAR!
March 20th, 2008 at 09:09 pm
Help me out wit' these crabs luv?
March 20th, 2008 at 09:17 pm
"Next time it'll be a banana kick, yah?"
March 20th, 2008 at 09:18 pm
Locked Cock and 2 Swollen Testicles.
March 20th, 2008 at 09:19 pm
Bend it like Vinnie
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