Give-A-Wednesday: Win FIFA Street 3

Write a caption for this photo of Vinnie Jones getting to know his opponent and you can win a copy of FIFA Street 3 for the Xbox 360. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via email.

See last week’s winner after the jump.

Winner:

Nuz - Sorry, that was my Asian side, let’s try the other hand. 

Runner Up:

JamieG - Crazy white guy denied entry at the Black Thai event.

BDo - Crossing arms now, crossing swords later.

Dave - Why two white men should never high five each other.

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71 Responses to “Give-A-Wednesday: Win FIFA Street 3”

  1. rob williams Says:

    if your not a manc. your a wank!

    djrizraz@djrizraz.com

  2. kamel Says:

    Yep! Your a quart low.

  3. Buddy Ice Says:

    The judges for HolyTaco’s Give-A-Wednesday game like to touch eachother’s balls. Why? Because they’re gay.

  4. eddie Says:

    “HEY ..OW”…”ok next time you can play ref…jeethuths”

  5. germam Says:

    “how did you get the frank above the beans?”

  6. Mojo Says:

    Hand Ball!

  7. dom Says:

    not a quote but, i hope the frank is always above the beans, otherwise that’s just weird.

  8. dom Says:

    I knew soccer players had a thing for animals, but zebra cock?, that’s messed up.

  9. Cooper Says:

    Cup Check….aww you fail

  10. Bostonlongstroke Says:

    “Nailed It!”

  11. Michael Loftin Says:

    I call this move the Dirtty Vinnie, now take it like a man.

  12. sjin2k Says:

    Oi mate! I’ve found the queen’s jewels

  13. TP Says:

    Now Cough B*tch !

  14. Daniel Shirley Says:

    Rejected Theatrical Promo Poster for ‘Snatch’

  15. Casey Says:

    Ahhhhh….your hand’s are freezing!!!!!

  16. CB Says:

    ANNOUNCEMENT: Pre-game physicals will now be performed by opposing players. Thank You.

  17. BEASTxx Says:

    I said “TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH, NOT SCREAM!”
    Ccuranaj816@yahoo.com

  18. Bundy Says:

    You give daddy that pussy!!

  19. Dean Says:

    army guys like it rough…

  20. DYLAN Says:

    home team ready?…away team ready?……………………………….GRABBALL!

  21. Scott Says:

    —-hey jim ….no more low fives…ever.

  22. Anonymous Says:

    Next time just tell me my ball is hangin out jeff

  23. Phil Says:

    I love it when you treat me rough

  24. Phil Says:

    And I thought the stethascope was cold

  25. Phil Says:

    No dinner WTF

  26. Phil Says:

    I told you … only in the showers

  27. Phil Says:

    Hey man you were the one that snuck up on me… I warned you I was a soccer ninja

  28. Phil Says:

    HA HA I tied them between my legs better luck next time asshole

  29. Phil Says:

    HEY! this dudes a chick

  30. Jorge Says:

    Hey, let me have some of your tots!

  31. Michael Hicks Says:

    Oi! Baggage check, mate.

  32. Dougie Says:

    Lock, Stock, and One Smoking Barrell

  33. Chuck Says:

    “I’m the juggle-nut, BITCH!”

  34. Tombot Says:

    Soccer, it’s like rugby with a twist.

  35. Tombot Says:

    Soccer: It’s like rugby…with a twist

  36. Ajdin Says:

    “Sorry i’m a homosexual”…”its alright i’m British”

  37. smimz Says:

    I didn’t really like that last call Ref

  38. evan Says:

    Next, on the Violence Channel: Ow My Balls.

  39. Gabe Says:

    I love getting hand jobs during the game!!

  40. Jorge Says:

    Now grab my nipples please! :D

    nevermind_654@hotmail.com

  41. BabyJesus Says:

    i knew you werent has big has me.

  42. BabyJesus Says:

    ridetherockittt@aol.com

  43. darylo Says:

    Easy Mate…I nicked myself shavin’ this morning!

  44. Ajshitpants Says:

    Just a little Pinch and you’ll grow an inch!

  45. BabyJesus Says:

    I was going for the ball, I SWEAR!

  46. Big al Says:

    I was going for the ball, I SWEAR!

  47. PACMANVW Says:

    Help me out wit’ these crabs luv?

  48. Jamie G Says:

    “Next time it’ll be a banana kick, yah?”

  49. subty Says:

    Locked Cock and 2 Swollen Testicles.

  50. Jamie G Says:

    Bend it like Vinnie

  51. JWood Says:

    “If you like my ball handling - you’ll love the way I attack the backfield.”

  52. JWood Says:

    Vinnie’s egregious misunderstanding of the handball foul resulted in the dreaded double red card.

  53. Jon L Says:

    Hey you’re right! These new protective cups are great!

  54. rowanox9 Says:

    It’s only supposed to be 2 in the pink!

    rowanox9@yahoo.com

  55. dynevo Says:

    “That’s it, thats exactly how your wife sounded last night!”

  56. Hunter Swift Says:

    How embarasing, my zipper is stuck, can you help?

    hunterswift@aol.com

  57. Hunter Swift Says:

    Dig Deeper!

    hunterswift@aol.com

  58. Big B Says:

    Top of the morning to ya! oops sorry i was reaching for you hand.

  59. dylan Says:

    surprised not there both on the ground already

  60. Dylan S Says:

    “i own you now!”

  61. Einstein Says:

    You’d better be circumsized!

  62. Noseble3d Says:

    Nah, i like soccer balls better.

  63. Faruk Says:

    Here we see Vinny Jones following coach’s rules by ”Getting the ball back”

    —————————————————————————————

    This is the modern way for players to defend them self’s when being called a ”terrorist”

  64. Andrew Says:

    Excuse me, little dick comin through

  65. Mike Says:

    This isn’t how reach arounds work. At all.

  66. angelsonico Says:

    Bending it like Beckham.

  67. jared Says:

    “You are correct. Those are indeed warts.”

  68. Conti Says:

    Is this you’re version of wang chung?

  69. Matt Says:

    You should we wearin’ a cup!

  70. clitwizard Says:

    you sit down, and pee when your in my house wanker

  71. csanz Says:

    dude, that’s crazy!

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