Give-A-Wednesday: Win FIFA Street 3

Write a caption for this photo of Vinnie Jones getting to know his opponent and you can win a copy of FIFA Street 3 for the Xbox 360. As usual, leave your captions in the comments section. Winners will be notified via email.
See last week’s winner after the jump.

Winner:
Nuz - Sorry, that was my Asian side, let’s try the other hand.
Runner Up:
JamieG - Crazy white guy denied entry at the Black Thai event.
BDo - Crossing arms now, crossing swords later.
Dave - Why two white men should never high five each other.
Tags: fifa street 3, GiveaWednesday








March 19th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
if your not a manc. your a wank!
djrizraz@djrizraz.com
March 19th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Yep! Your a quart low.
March 19th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
The judges for HolyTaco’s Give-A-Wednesday game like to touch eachother’s balls. Why? Because they’re gay.
March 19th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
“HEY ..OW”…”ok next time you can play ref…jeethuths”
March 19th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
“how did you get the frank above the beans?”
March 19th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Hand Ball!
March 19th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
not a quote but, i hope the frank is always above the beans, otherwise that’s just weird.
March 19th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
I knew soccer players had a thing for animals, but zebra cock?, that’s messed up.
March 19th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Cup Check….aww you fail
March 19th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
“Nailed It!”
March 19th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I call this move the Dirtty Vinnie, now take it like a man.
March 19th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Oi mate! I’ve found the queen’s jewels
March 19th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Now Cough B*tch !
March 19th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Rejected Theatrical Promo Poster for ‘Snatch’
March 19th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Ahhhhh….your hand’s are freezing!!!!!
March 19th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
ANNOUNCEMENT: Pre-game physicals will now be performed by opposing players. Thank You.
March 19th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
I said “TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH, NOT SCREAM!”
Ccuranaj816@yahoo.com
March 19th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
You give daddy that pussy!!
March 19th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
army guys like it rough…
March 19th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
home team ready?…away team ready?……………………………….GRABBALL!
March 19th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
—-hey jim ….no more low fives…ever.
March 19th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
Next time just tell me my ball is hangin out jeff
March 19th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
I love it when you treat me rough
March 19th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
And I thought the stethascope was cold
March 19th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
No dinner WTF
March 19th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
I told you … only in the showers
March 19th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Hey man you were the one that snuck up on me… I warned you I was a soccer ninja
March 19th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
HA HA I tied them between my legs better luck next time asshole
March 19th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
HEY! this dudes a chick
March 20th, 2008 at 12:20 am
Hey, let me have some of your tots!
March 20th, 2008 at 12:45 am
Oi! Baggage check, mate.
March 20th, 2008 at 2:48 am
Lock, Stock, and One Smoking Barrell
March 20th, 2008 at 5:58 am
“I’m the juggle-nut, BITCH!”
March 20th, 2008 at 6:09 am
Soccer, it’s like rugby with a twist.
March 20th, 2008 at 6:11 am
Soccer: It’s like rugby…with a twist
March 20th, 2008 at 10:25 am
“Sorry i’m a homosexual”…”its alright i’m British”
March 20th, 2008 at 10:39 am
I didn’t really like that last call Ref
March 20th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Next, on the Violence Channel: Ow My Balls.
March 20th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
I love getting hand jobs during the game!!
March 20th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Now grab my nipples please!
nevermind_654@hotmail.com
March 20th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
i knew you werent has big has me.
March 20th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
ridetherockittt@aol.com
March 20th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Easy Mate…I nicked myself shavin’ this morning!
March 20th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Just a little Pinch and you’ll grow an inch!
March 20th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
I was going for the ball, I SWEAR!
March 20th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
I was going for the ball, I SWEAR!
March 21st, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Help me out wit’ these crabs luv?
March 21st, 2008 at 3:17 pm
“Next time it’ll be a banana kick, yah?”
March 21st, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Locked Cock and 2 Swollen Testicles.
March 21st, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Bend it like Vinnie
March 21st, 2008 at 5:14 pm
“If you like my ball handling - you’ll love the way I attack the backfield.”
March 21st, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Vinnie’s egregious misunderstanding of the handball foul resulted in the dreaded double red card.
March 21st, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Hey you’re right! These new protective cups are great!
March 21st, 2008 at 8:14 pm
It’s only supposed to be 2 in the pink!
rowanox9@yahoo.com
March 21st, 2008 at 8:48 pm
“That’s it, thats exactly how your wife sounded last night!”
March 21st, 2008 at 9:56 pm
How embarasing, my zipper is stuck, can you help?
hunterswift@aol.com
March 21st, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Dig Deeper!
hunterswift@aol.com
March 21st, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Top of the morning to ya! oops sorry i was reaching for you hand.
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:19 am
surprised not there both on the ground already
March 22nd, 2008 at 1:20 am
“i own you now!”
March 22nd, 2008 at 3:30 am
You’d better be circumsized!
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:22 am
Nah, i like soccer balls better.
March 23rd, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Here we see Vinny Jones following coach’s rules by ”Getting the ball back”
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This is the modern way for players to defend them self’s when being called a ”terrorist”
March 24th, 2008 at 3:26 am
Excuse me, little dick comin through
March 24th, 2008 at 10:39 am
This isn’t how reach arounds work. At all.
March 24th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Bending it like Beckham.
March 25th, 2008 at 12:16 am
“You are correct. Those are indeed warts.”
March 25th, 2008 at 8:54 am
Is this you’re version of wang chung?
March 25th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
You should we wearin’ a cup!
March 25th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
you sit down, and pee when your in my house wanker
April 3rd, 2008 at 5:54 pm
dude, that’s crazy!