Shia LaBeouf Wanted By Police
As much as I think Shia LaBeouf is a douche, and I do, I would say maybe the police are taking shit a bit seriously if he gets taken down for this:
TMZ.com reports a warrant has been issued for the arrest of Shia LaBeouf.
LaBeouf received a ticket February 18 in Burbank for unlawful smoking, a misdemeanor. He was supposed to appear in court at 8:30 AM, but neither he nor a lawyer showed — so a $1,000 bench warrant was issued for Shia’s arrest.
I think they should make him donate that 1,000 dollars to a charity I’ve created called “People who wasted 138 minutes of their life watching Transformers thinking it would be fun, but instead had to sit through his shitty acting and a retarded homo-erotic story line between Shia and Optimus Prime.” I call it “PWW1MOTLWTTIWBFBIHTSTHSAARHSLBSAOP” for short.
Now that I think about it, I hope he does go to jail. Then I hope Gary Busey purposely commits a crime so that he can be sent to that prison in order to break Shia out. It would result in several minute conversations consisting of Busey saying “Hey! I tattooed a map of the escape exits on my back, we just gotta follow them out!,” and Shia saying “Those aren’t tattoos. You just rubbed your own feces on your back in the shape of a square. Please, get away from me.” Tell me you wouldn’t watch that show.
Tags: gary busey, Prison Break, Shia LaBeouf
March 19th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
Shia looks like Beetlejuice
March 19th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Shia LaDouce always causing problems, first walgreens, now this…
http://www.bannedinhollywood.com
March 20th, 2008 at 2:39 am
I actually met this guy in Vegas through a friend. We were at the LRG and Skull Candy party/gift giving suite. He wasn’t that bad a guy, honestly. And they were hookin’ his, and my buddy’s ass up with all sorts of free shit. Not that i’m such a big fan that i’ve started a blog page dedicated to him, or anything. But, he is freshly 21… And in retrospect, I was kind of a douchebag myself at that age.
March 20th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
in his new movie ,he plays an un real part check it out it is called disturbia
March 20th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
woah! did you just call shia a deouchebag? even stevens was the shit and so was transformers. just give him a chance to do one good nostril flair and youll fuckin love this kid!
March 22nd, 2008 at 2:14 pm
I think this kid is a great actor, he’s very funny
March 22nd, 2008 at 6:55 pm
No no no no no no no no no!
March 22nd, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Why is he a douche? Because he’s young and successful? I think so…
March 24th, 2008 at 10:05 am
whoever wrote this article is a complete tool…Shia is becoming a huge actor and hes making sick cash doing it…maybe he isnt big time like you writting shitty articles making fun of people he envies
March 25th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Everyone is a douchebag at 21. It’s like a fact of nature think about it.