It’s March Madness time. And with March Madness comes college mascots. Every school chooses a mascot that strikes fear or intimidation into the heart of their opponent. But we think maybe they’re not always the most accurate depictions of what that school is all about. Without further ado, here’s 9 College Mascots we’d do if we were in charge.

9. The San Diego State University Worthless Degrees

8. The West Virginia University Birth Defects

7. The Massachusetts Institute of Technology Fighting Hawkings

6. The North Dakota State University Absolutely Nothings

5. The Tufts University Tufts

4. The University of Nebraska Cornholers

3. The Duke University White Devils

2. The Humboldt State University Killer Hydroponics

1. The University Of Southern California Date Rapists

Tags: colleges, duke, Mascots, usc, wvu

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