It's March Madness time. And with March Madness comes college mascots. Every school chooses a mascot that strikes fear or intimidation into the heart of their opponent. But we think maybe they're not always the most accurate depictions of what that school is all about. Without further ado, here's 9 College Mascots we'd do if we were in charge.
9. The San Diego State University Worthless Degrees
8. The West Virginia University Birth Defects
7. The Massachusetts Institute of Technology Fighting Hawkings
6. The North Dakota State University Absolutely Nothings
5. The Tufts University Tufts
4. The University of Nebraska Cornholers
3. The Duke University White Devils
2. The Humboldt State University Killer Hydroponics
1. The University Of Southern California Date Rapists
My daughter goes to #2. (NO, I didn't say she goes #2... but hopefully she does... when necessary... ok whatever) My daughter attends school at Humboldt.
So, when I started the list, I was like, "USC won't be on this list... the Trojan thing is a pretty sweet mascot." And then we get number 1. And to be honest, if I had to make a mock mascot for 'SC, that would be it. But at least we use trojans, right?
@Addison - your statement explains it all. "What's wrong with the Bison?" Really? You don't think that NDSU, and the Bison, are kind of... oh, I don't know... lame?
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
March 19th, 2008 at 08:40 pm
Those all make sense.
March 19th, 2008 at 09:38 pm
hahahaha SDSU just doesn't throw down...
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March 19th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
Hey! I went to SDSU. So right on...
March 20th, 2008 at 08:37 pm
My daughter goes to #2. (NO, I didn't say she goes #2... but hopefully she does... when necessary... ok whatever) My daughter attends school at Humboldt.
March 21st, 2008 at 08:37 pm
Haha, I go to Humboldt State! and i think people have beat you to that mascot already... at least logo wise haha...
July 23rd, 2008 at 05:29 pm
Yesss, I go to USC...
July 29th, 2008 at 01:02 pm
Wow, a WV inbreeding joke...how original. Fuck yourself, you mediocre dork
July 29th, 2008 at 01:32 pm
well WV is a bunch of inbreds...
July 30th, 2008 at 02:39 am
Wow that is really dumb: The NDSU Absolutely Nothings- what's wrong with the Bison?
August 1st, 2008 at 02:28 pm
So, when I started the list, I was like, "USC won't be on this list... the Trojan thing is a pretty sweet mascot." And then we get number 1. And to be honest, if I had to make a mock mascot for 'SC, that would be it. But at least we use trojans, right?
August 1st, 2008 at 02:29 pm
@Addison - your statement explains it all. "What's wrong with the Bison?" Really? You don't think that NDSU, and the Bison, are kind of... oh, I don't know... lame?
August 5th, 2008 at 02:29 am
no I love the bison
August 28th, 2008 at 05:47 am
wow, and the award for the dumbest list ever put together goes to....
September 2nd, 2008 at 03:31 am
I agree with you Addison. The Bison pretty much rock. But that's because I go to NDSU.
October 15th, 2008 at 03:37 am
haha awesum list LOL ndsu is an awesum school but omg tht mascot is jst hilarious XP and Tuffs University ...nuff said XD!
December 21st, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Very nice! Those are hilarious!
February 8th, 2009 at 01:12 pm
stfu jew
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