Want To Buy Britney's Car?

March 19th, 2008 | 08:30 pm

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This is what happens when you go bat shit crazy. People.com reports:

A court granted Britney Spears' father on Monday the power to "sell or dispose of" an undisclosed number of her seven cars, documents show.

Lawyers for Jamie Spears stated that the cost of maintaining the fleet of vehicles was too expensive and that the sale of "a certain of" her cars "will save substantial expense to the conservatorship estate.
Lawyers also stated that Jamie Spears was "Short on beer money" and that "Strippers don't tip themselves if ya know whatta I mean." So of course, who wouldn't want to own a car previously owned by Britney Spears? Just check out this advertisement on AutoTrader that her dad put up:

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2 Responses to "Want To Buy Britney's Car?"

  1. Jonze Says:

    who would want to sit in that thing, get an std right through your jeans...

    www.bannedinhollywood.com

  2. Mr. Balls Says:

    That would have been a lot funnier if you weren't trying to pimp your stupid website at the end.

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