Random Shit I found On The Web

I was surprised that Kansas City wasn’t drunker. If I lived there I’d be drunk all the time.

I wish I was 1/10 as fascinating as Tyra Banks.

When I was little and wondered what the future would be like, this is EXACTLY what I thought. If anyone has one of these, please tell me so we can be friends.

Every time I think the U.S. is the greatest country in the world, I see shit like this and realize there’s a lot of room for improvement.

This is pretty much the stand up routine of every single comedian in the 1990s.

I don’t even know what to say about this. If you can’t wait until you’re off the plane, well, that’s a level of horniness I have yet to experience.

Greg Paulus from Duke is an uber-douche (Nextround)

David Wright does not like Phillies shirts (Bustedcoverage)

Chain Saw Magic-Trick (Double Viking)

Sofia Vergara in Maxim (Camel Tap)

NASA finds brightest object in the universe (Asylum)

Spring Break Bikini Spectacular (tastybooze)

Snapshot: Gisele in a box (coedmagazine)

There will be mustaches (complex)

Spitzer’s lady of the night, topless (Unibrow)

Gemma Atkinson photo shoot (hornyoyster)

And finally, our weekly feature, PHOTOSHOP WITH MARCUS, our reader with photoshopping skills and way too much time on his hands. Marcus recently visited a post office and found a very helpful package safety guide. Enjoy after the jump:

Tags: Friday link dump, Link Time

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