Owen Wilson And Kate Hudson In Biker Gang

For me, Easter has lots of traditions. Eating Ham, hunting for easter eggs, hearing my dad tell the same joke about a Vietnamese prostitute then hearing him apologize when my Mom reminds him that he’s sitting two chairs away from his sister-in-law who’s Vietnamese. Anyway, I can tell you one thing we don’t do in my family, ride bikes. People.com reports:

Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson spent Easter weekend together in Miami – and this time, the on-again duo were joined by Hudson's son, Ryder, for coffee runs and bike rides.

Alright, I write about some really un-newsworthy stuff, but I fail to see how two people riding bikes is newsworthy. Like, to me, the only way this story would be exciting is if they were riding a triple bicycle and it looked like this:

That's right, if the entire cast of Mr. Belvedere was riding on the third seat, that would be some pretty newsworthy shit right there. Especially since I think the dude who played Mr. Belvedere is dead.