There have been a few lame attempts to come up with lists of words that women hate. Most of them come to the conclusion that words like "moist" and "panties" are the words women hate the most. Well, something tells me that those women weren't really considering all the words in the English language. So the Holy Taco research staff hit the streets and the malls armed with a list of 500 words that went a little farther and asked hundreds of women to tell us what words they really hated. Then we took the top 50 and put them in order. Here they are:
50. Pubes
49. Leakage
48. Taint
47. Squirt
46. Fupa
45. Whore
44. Discharge
43. Camel Toe*
42. Feedbags
41. Mammoth
40. Pussy
39. Breakout
38. Muff
37. Loose
36. Jolie
35. Blowjobs
34. Retention
33. Pre-Nuptual
32. Bloated
31. Perm
30. Wrinkles
29. Non-Committal
28. Hysterectomy
27. Panties
26. Flow
25. Super Bowl
24. Outbreak
23. Stirrups
22. Rambo I-III**
21. Moist
20. Skeezer
19. Cramp
18. Gash
17. Clitorectomy***
16. Beaver
15. Cottage Cheese*
14. Gunt
13. Smegma
12. Jammed
11. Skank
10. Episiotomy
09. Male Pattern Baldness*
08. Fisting
07. Cunt
06. HPV
05. Flaccid
04. Slut
03. Cankles
02. Bukkake
01. Queef
* Techincally more than one word, but I didn't complain. ** Includes "First Blood" ***Not sure why this wasn't #1
"queef" is definitely not number one. "cunt" is the worst thing you can say around a woman, well, if she's a lady anyway. (i'm shocked it didn't even make top five)
apparently none of these dudes can read... it says 50 word women hate, not 50 words a bunch of guys think that women hate.......... Any man with any experience with the ladies knows that women, every last one of them, are batshit crazy! so expect some weird things... some of these words are just asking for trouble guys.... Beef curtains? turd cutter? c'mon get your head out your asses!
I will most definately agree with No though... however no woman is going to admit that...
I'd say this list of words went a little FURTHER than previous attempts. You see, because further is a measure of degree, while farther is a measure of distance.
i get that this is a dudely site and all, but it amuses and saddens me that the bulk of the commentary of what should be on the list of women's preferences (or dis-preferences) is from men.
since when do men decide what women like or don't like? oh, right, since forever.
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March 24th, 2008 at 08:16 pm
I see panties...but what about Pants? That word is disgusting.
March 24th, 2008 at 08:48 pm
You got some crucial ones on there, but what about weiner? Never sexy to conjure images of processed meat in the bedroom
March 24th, 2008 at 08:57 pm
hahah
March 24th, 2008 at 08:59 pm
you mean i'm single cause of what i say and not that i'm short fat and ugly? sweet!
March 24th, 2008 at 09:34 pm
Daddysacs usually gets em. That or feminine odor. That get's me.
March 24th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
"Bukkake" only has three Ks.
Yes, I'm a man. A man who watches tentacle porn and Japanese men pouring large amounts of semen into a vagina through a funnel.
Bukkake 4EVA!
March 24th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
My fave to hate is moist because as soon as it happens to me, it stays wet all day!
March 25th, 2008 at 12:16 am
I never thought I'd say this, but, thanks for the spelling correction, JizzFlinger.
March 25th, 2008 at 12:55 am
You forgot the most important one, "No".
March 25th, 2008 at 02:10 am
"Porn" isn't too popular
March 25th, 2008 at 04:18 am
I was suprised to not see anal or swallow
March 25th, 2008 at 05:11 am
The hell is a gunt?
Go Giants!!!!!!!Heh-eheh-yeah! Super Bowl Champs!!!!
March 25th, 2008 at 08:06 am
gunt is what ever you want it to be
March 25th, 2008 at 08:50 am
Good ones, however a name for the "package" is there's and there's alone. Every other one is dirty as well.
March 25th, 2008 at 02:48 pm
BUKKAKE! GREATEST WORD EVER!
Panties is awkward as shit though.
March 25th, 2008 at 02:51 pm
"Gunt" is short for Gut Cunt. Also known as a FUPA, bunt, cuntball etc...
March 25th, 2008 at 02:53 pm
"Gunt" is the contraction of "gut cunt." A gunt is a protrusion of fat on females exceeding from the lower abdomen to the upper genital area.
March 25th, 2008 at 03:35 pm
queef!? you think that's no.1?
do us all a favour dude and do some research. ugh. ignorance, its everywhere.
March 25th, 2008 at 03:50 pm
queef isn't number one, i'm goin cunt, or cunty,
or my favorite cunty phillips
March 25th, 2008 at 04:15 pm
How about Turd cutter? My wife gets pissed when i see a chick with a great ass and say, "wow she's got a nice turd Cutter"
March 25th, 2008 at 05:12 pm
what about 'snatch' or 'snapper'?
March 25th, 2008 at 05:38 pm
You missed "fugly"
March 25th, 2008 at 06:32 pm
Cunt should be the #1 word and its not even on the list. That is the A bomb of all the words you can call a woman
March 25th, 2008 at 06:40 pm
im pretty sure "cunt" should be number one, no questions asked.
March 25th, 2008 at 06:41 pm
The so called "A-bomb" is No. 7 on the list, and I agree uttering cunt could get you killed in the wrong company.
March 25th, 2008 at 07:12 pm
The obvious is missing.
If I were to call my woman a "cunt," I get slapped.
If I were to call her a "bitch," I'd get divorced.
March 25th, 2008 at 07:35 pm
I suggest "Van Murray" as being particularly offensive
March 25th, 2008 at 07:41 pm
apparently some of you can't read. go back and read both the preamble to the list, and then the list, then make a comment.
March 25th, 2008 at 07:44 pm
The way to really piss off a woman is to tell her to relax.
March 25th, 2008 at 08:30 pm
Yeah, turdcutter needs to be on the list.
What about "slunt"? It's a contraction of cunt and slut, obviously.
March 25th, 2008 at 08:46 pm
Thanks Matty D, Im an ass. How I missed that, I have no idea. I looked up and down that thing atleast one time, haha.
March 25th, 2008 at 09:42 pm
What about twat?
March 25th, 2008 at 09:49 pm
Another word is bean
March 26th, 2008 at 04:22 am
I think "S-Loaf" should now be on there, considering it's new "role"
March 26th, 2008 at 05:33 am
To go along with turdcutter, I submit my personal favorite....shit spreader.
March 26th, 2008 at 06:03 am
What about "piss fenders"? Clearly a reference to their labia...both majora and minora.
March 26th, 2008 at 06:28 am
read "cunt" by inga muscio.
it's my favorite word, followed closely by bitch.
cunt, bitch, slut, whore, dyke... now that's some empowering shit right there.
March 26th, 2008 at 06:37 am
"queef" is definitely not number one. "cunt" is the worst thing you can say around a woman, well, if she's a lady anyway. (i'm shocked it didn't even make top five)
March 26th, 2008 at 08:21 am
How about beef curtains...Women tend to go pallid when I say that...I think cunt should be number one as well...
March 26th, 2008 at 10:47 am
apparently none of these dudes can read... it says 50 word women hate, not 50 words a bunch of guys think that women hate.......... Any man with any experience with the ladies knows that women, every last one of them, are batshit crazy! so expect some weird things... some of these words are just asking for trouble guys.... Beef curtains? turd cutter? c'mon get your head out your asses!
I will most definately agree with No though... however no woman is going to admit that...
March 26th, 2008 at 11:57 am
what about "meat curtains"
March 26th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
DOUCHE-BAG is the worst
March 27th, 2008 at 12:31 am
You may have forgotten "axe-wound," "slice" or "goop."
March 27th, 2008 at 02:12 am
How bout "Tuna Taco"? :)
March 27th, 2008 at 02:58 am
I'd say this list of words went a little FURTHER than previous attempts. You see, because further is a measure of degree, while farther is a measure of distance.
March 27th, 2008 at 09:40 am
IM not all suprised by Cunt not being No1... i reckon a good 30% of women use the word themselves... and slut is pretty offensive to a woman
And the word Slunt... i prefer Clut, its still a contraction of Cunt and Slut but with the added bonus of also sounding like Clit
March 27th, 2008 at 01:25 pm
you guys are a sick bunch of mutha' fu**ahz!! i'm blessed to have never even imagined of 1/3 f tha' crap you clowns are writing about on here!!
March 27th, 2008 at 07:20 pm
What about "Pimiento Pouch"?
That usually make men or women cover there mouths to keep from blowing chunks.
March 27th, 2008 at 07:21 pm
I think I just threw up in my mouth
March 27th, 2008 at 07:54 pm
i get that this is a dudely site and all, but it amuses and saddens me that the bulk of the commentary of what should be on the list of women's preferences (or dis-preferences) is from men.
since when do men decide what women like or don't like? oh, right, since forever.
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